Super-wolf packs swarming the Russian...

Super-wolf packs swarming the Russian far east

There are 18 comments on the Infocult story from Feb 15, 2011, titled Super-wolf packs swarming the Russian far east. In it, Infocult reports that:

Swarms of very powerful wolves have started attacking animals and people in the Russian far east: Russian Gothic continuing .

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I Wonder

Marmora, NJ

#1 Feb 15, 2011
I wonder why Bears and Wolves like to eat Russians? What is the secret ingredient that makes Russians tasty to eat. Is it vodka tenderized Russian meat.
I wonder if Bears and Wolves think Russians taste like chicken?
Live Free or Die

Saint Johnsbury, VT

#2 Feb 15, 2011
OK, small town - we all know who you are.

FYI: The reason the Siberian wolves have evolved to super predators-of-humans status is a simple matter of survival. In NJ, chihuahuas and butterfly nets are more than up to the task. LOL
Live Free or Die

Pleasantville, NJ

#3 Feb 15, 2011
Live Free or Die wrote:
OK, small town - we all know who you are.
FYI: The reason the Siberian wolves have evolved to super predators-of-humans status is a simple matter of survival. In NJ, chihuahuas and butterfly nets are more than up to the task. LOL
I think the reason Wolves and Bears eat Russians, is their smell. A unique mixture of vodka and Blueberry wine drippings, mixed in with raw garlic, that permeates their skin.

I know it attracts rats to me when I sleep at night on the heat grate in front of the public library. They are always nibbling on my ears and fingers.
Live Free or Die

Saint Johnsbury, VT

#4 Feb 15, 2011
Why not use your real nick, small town? KGB operatives after you? LOL
Live Free or Die

Pleasantville, NJ

#5 Feb 15, 2011
Live Free or Die wrote:
Why not use your real nick, small town? KGB operatives after you? LOL
Someone is using my nick and it is not me.
hmmmm

Saint Petersburg, Russia

#6 Feb 15, 2011
Small Town America UGX wrote:
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A unique mixture of vodka and Blueberry wine drippings, mixed in with raw garlic, that permeates their skin.
I know it attracts rats to me when I sleep at night on the heat grate in front of the public library. They are always nibbling on my ears and fingers.
sometimes you say truth about yourselve, STA...
hmmm

Pleasantville, NJ

#7 Feb 15, 2011
hmmmm wrote:
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sometimes you say truth about yourselve, STA...
I never leave St. Petersburgh. Super Wolves and Bears would surely attack me. I eat raw garlic and it does leech through my skin and breath. I personally have been bitten by street dogs several times. I gave them rabies.
Dr Lecter

Cambridge, Canada

#8 Feb 15, 2011
Even wolves are getting organized and starting a revolution.
Small Town America UGX

Pleasantville, NJ

#9 Feb 15, 2011
Dr Lecter wrote:
Even wolves are getting organized and starting a revolution.
Hahahaha! Super wolves at that!! Super Wolves and Super bears. Soon Siberian Tigers will join up and all will head to the big Russian cities.
Russian Wolf Trainer

Pleasantville, NJ

#10 Feb 15, 2011
There are several training techniques that Russians can use to avoid being eaten by wild, Super wolves.

(1) When observing a large wolf pack in the area, immediately spray yourself with female wolf urine. This will calm the animals down and fool them into thinking you are just another wolf.

(2) Always wear a wolf skinned hat. When Super wolf packs approach you, look them straight into their eyes, and command loudly, " SIT". They will all sit, and roll over and play dead.

(3) When a large wolf pack approaches, you can run away from them. This triggers the play instinct and they will frolic around you.
Live Free or Die

Saint Johnsbury, VT

#11 Feb 15, 2011
Russian Wolf Trainer wrote:
There are several training techniques that Russians can use to avoid being eaten by wild, Super wolves.
(1) When observing a large wolf pack in the area, immediately spray yourself with female wolf urine. This will calm the animals down and fool them into thinking you are just another wolf.
(2) Always wear a wolf skinned hat. When Super wolf packs approach you, look them straight into their eyes, and command loudly, " SIT". They will all sit, and roll over and play dead.
(3) When a large wolf pack approaches, you can run away from them. This triggers the play instinct and they will frolic around you.
Very interesting. Sounds like a very similar routine that small town uses in order to avoid being eaten by Russians.
Live Free or Die

Saint Johnsbury, VT

#12 Feb 15, 2011
Small Town America UGX aka the BOY who cried wolf wrote:
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Hahahaha! Super wolves at that!! Super Wolves and Super bears. Soon Siberian Tigers will join up and all will head to the big Russian cities.
LOL

The BOY who cried wolf. You crack me up.
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Saint Johnsbury, VT

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Live Free or Die

Pleasantville, NJ

#14 Feb 15, 2011
When I was young and lived in Siberia for awhile while my parents were employed as Gulag guards, I had a lot of time to myself. My friend and I took a long walk one day, and a pack of hungry wolf's started to circle us. My friend was only eight years old, and I picked her up and swirled her around by her arms and flung her right into the middle of those wolfs. While they ate her, I escaped. This is the first time I ever mentioned it to anyone. I was facinated by her screams.
Live Free or Die

Pleasantville, NJ

#15 Feb 15, 2011
I am really "tight" and loosened by vodka tonight. Man, I am really turned on this wolf stuff. Brings back my memories of my childhood in Siberia. Man, I have the beat. After that wolf incident with my little girfriend, I stated out making believe I was the "Wolf man". I would take an occassional neighbor kid out far away from our village, and slice him or her up with a knife, and then scratch him with wolf legs , fangs and paws that a hunter gave me. I would place some wolf fur on the body and tell everyone we were attacked by a bunch of wolves . They were always drunk and believed me. They called me a hero.
Stefanya

Pleasantville, NJ

#16 Feb 15, 2011
Live Free or Die wrote:
I am really "tight" and loosened by vodka tonight. Man, I am really turned on this wolf stuff. Brings back my memories of my childhood in Siberia. Man, I have the beat. After that wolf incident with my little girfriend, I stated out making believe I was the "Wolf man". I would take an occassional neighbor kid out far away from our village, and slice him or her up with a knife, and then scratch him with wolf legs , fangs and paws that a hunter gave me. I would place some wolf fur on the body and tell everyone we were attacked by a bunch of wolves . They were always drunk and believed me. They called me a hero.
I agree. Good life story.
Lionheart

UK

#17 Feb 15, 2011
I really like wolves and despise Russians. This is a good thing. These wolves are smart. They realized that almost nobody in Russia is sober enough to avoid falling prey to them. It is evolution.
Chechen Wolf

Brandenburg, Germany

#18 Feb 15, 2011
Where is my breakfast????

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