Stalin soft drink to go on sale in Russia: report

The face of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin will adorn bottles of a soft drink to go on sale next month in Russia, the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper reported on Wednesday.

[Dr Lecter]

Ha!

Yes, yes, let us rehabilitate the monster.

There's Putinism for you.

[Robespierre]

My next question: Where can I buy some?

[Why_Me]

Brainwashed Mongol bred Muscovy peasant slaves must be loving this.

[Small Town America UG]

And the idiots from russia want us to respect them..haha!! I hope the soda is bottled from their tap water..

[Lukashenko is Dr Phil]

Robespierre wrote:

My next question: Where can I buy some?

In your nursing home.

All I have to say is what next. Kirill will declare that Joseph Stalin was Jesus Christ?

[Lukashenko is Dr Phil]

Why_Me wrote:

Brainwashed Mongol bred Muscovy peasant slaves must be loving this.

There are no words to describe how much they love their dead master Joseph Stalin.

They used to worship the Tsar and now they worship the Red Tsar who was georgian by the way.

[Why_Me]

Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:

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There are no words to describe how much they love their dead master Joseph Stalin.
They used to worship the Tsar and now they worship the Red Tsar who was georgian by the way.

Just think if the Germans sold beer with a photo of Hitler on the label. Of course this would never happen in Germany. This is why the world thinks of Russia as a country of brainwashed peasant slaves. Russians are certainly not European.

[Pesky army]

my take on it.
an excellent marketing, i see great success in sales.
Even the likes of Dr pecker, wipe-me will look for it.
Since it has no alcohol, the above luky the drunkard will not search for it.

[Stefanya]

That is all I drink..My hero..If only mamma and pappa were here..they would drink it by the case..I wonder if being a former russia soviet commissar would give me a discount..

[Small Town America UG]

Ah! Stalin Soda! Next, Lenin Soda, and then

Genocide soda..

[Robespierre]

Why_Me wrote:

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Just think if the Germans sold beer with a photo of Hitler on the label. Of course this would never happen in Germany.

Well, no, of course!

Hitler lost the war, but Stalin won it!!!

[ana 8]

Robespierre wrote:

My next question: Where can I buy some?

Don't bother, your wife have been serving one to you for years now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[ana 8]

Small Town America UG wrote:

And the idiots from russia want us to respect them..haha!! I hope the soda is bottled from their tap water..

HAHAHAHAHA! It always is , they only change the labels to special occasion. Putin celebrates 80 years of the beginning Stalin's purges.

[Small Town America UG]

Next it will be a soda to support the Kremlin.."Drink FSB Soda and support your Government" ....or...Support your Kremlin, and drink "Corruption Soda"..

[Sticking your neck out]

Small Town America UG wrote:

Next it will be a soda to support the Kremlin.."Drink FSB Soda and support your Government" ....or...Support your Kremlin, and drink "Corruption Soda"..

Stalin Soda, If you chose a weak western soda over this one you will be repatriated to Siberia with your family and forced to work in the peoples plant to ironically produce Stalin Soda. 100% of all people polled with pistol at there head reported that Stalin Soda is the one for them. Buy Stalin Soda,,, Or see a Black Zil at your door.

[Small Town America UG]

Sticking your neck out wrote:

<quoted text>Stalin Soda, If you chose a weak western soda over this one you will be repatriated to Siberia with your family and forced to work in the peoples plant to ironically produce Stalin Soda. 100% of all people polled with pistol at there head reported that Stalin Soda is the one for them. Buy Stalin Soda,,, Or see a Black Zil at your door.

Sounds like the same method that United russia uses in their elections..No wonder the soda and putin elections are so popular.

Have a nice day, sticky..Time for me to hit the rack. We just got dumped with seven inches of snow..the original forcast said 1-3 inches.. ha!