Hmmm. Didn't I Have a House Here?

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Returning home after an absence can mean unpleasant surprises -- a leaky roof, a pet's mess, even a break-in. But a Russian woman got a nastier surprise when she returned from her country house: her home was ...
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OLDE DUDE

Bethlehem, PA

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#1
Jan 25, 2008
 
GOTCHA. THE OLD DACHA WAS TOO MUCHA
SOO VEE MAKE IT TO DA TAKE IT
DA LAND IN DA HAND IZ ALOT
SOO VEE TAKE IT ,, SOO VHAT.
Small Town America

Pleasantville, NJ

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#2
Jan 25, 2008
 
Life is full of surprises. Perhaps czar rasputin can build her a new home with his stashed away billions!

The moral: Don't leave your house, without it!!!
Jay

Avon, CT

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#3
Jan 25, 2008
 
Composer Jimmy Van Heusen wrote the tune "Come Fly With Me". He bought a piece of property on spec in the California desert and had a broker try and get some business on it. He drove past it one day on a trip, glad to find a tenant - a gas station - built on the site. Several days later on the return trip he panicked when saw the piece of land with nothing but a pile of debris on it. What he didn't know was that the business they got on the property was as a "breakaway" movie set - the gas station in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" that Jonathan Winters destroys in the movie.
Small Town America

Pleasantville, NJ

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Jan 25, 2008
 
Jay wrote:
Composer Jimmy Van Heusen wrote the tune "Come Fly With Me". He bought a piece of property on spec in the California desert and had a broker try and get some business on it. He drove past it one day on a trip, glad to find a tenant - a gas station - built on the site. Several days later on the return trip he panicked when saw the piece of land with nothing but a pile of debris on it. What he didn't know was that the business they got on the property was as a "breakaway" movie set - the gas station in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" that Jonathan Winters destroys in the movie.
Ahhh! Johnnie Winters! One of a kind!
Small Town America

Pleasantville, NJ

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Jan 25, 2008
 
Such a good construction company, eh! Such attention to details. Shoudn't drink vodka until AFTER the job is done.
superfly

Bethlehem, PA

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Jan 26, 2008
 
VEE DRINK VODKA ANYTIME VEE VANT.!
VAT JOB .????
Betty A

Virginia Beach, VA

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#7
Jan 29, 2008
 
Dang...
Funnier Moments

Pleasantville, NJ

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Jan 29, 2008
 
I guess that I will have another drink and think this thing out!!!! Check out the guy being interviewed about the story!

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Small Town America UGX

Cologne, NJ

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#9
Dec 25, 2011
 
Now, Russian satallites crash through your roof and house. hehe.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

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Dec 25, 2011
 

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Some wierd, twisted Yakov Smirnoff joke? "In Russian, house leave YOU!"

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