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Russia orders missile alert after mysterious 'vortex' slams into Germany: report

There are 19 comments on the The Nation story from Apr 11, 2011, titled Russia orders missile alert after mysterious 'vortex' slams into Germany: report. In it, The Nation reports that:

A shocking 'top-secret' report prepared Russia's Ministry of Emergency Situations on their meeting this past week with Prime Minister Putin, in Novgorod region, warns that our planet Earth is 'under attack' by an as yet unnamed 'extraterrestrial entity' to which President Medvedev has responded by ordering a second regiment of S-400 Triumf ...

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Small Town America UGX

Redmond, WA

#1 Apr 11, 2011
So the invasion has finally begun? I have been watching those flying discs for decades and always knew this day would come.

They implanted this tracking device in me and every now and again they beam me up to their ship for the anal probing and assorted other fun and games. I really love those little grey guys.

“Pink Ponies of Justice”

Since: Sep 07

Russia

#2 Apr 11, 2011
I like this part of the article:

"In our March 1 report ‘Russian Warning Issued Over “Controlled” Comet Headed Towards Earth’ we further documented that the Americans aren’t alone in their fears as Russia is building an additional 5,000 bomb shelters by 2012 too, but unlike the US will protect ordinary peoples and not just the elite classes whose wealth has been gained by wholesale theft."

LOL

Anyway, you Americans have 3 alien saucers, so give one to us Russians, and one to China. We will extract the military technologies from it, to save the planet from alien invasion! We are good in reverse engineering!=)
Small Town America UGX

Redmond, WA

#3 Apr 11, 2011
Considering that we have had these saucers and the alien bodies stashed away at Groom Lake since the crash in 1947 you would think our space program would be further along by now.
Top Secret

Modesto, CA

#4 Apr 11, 2011
These are just secret weapons being tested by the military.

Since: Apr 11

Saratov, Russia

#5 Apr 11, 2011
And what a Kuzma's Mother?
NW Hominid

Tacoma, WA

#6 Apr 11, 2011
Never underestimate the power of the dark side...

Since: Apr 11

Saratov, Russia

#7 Apr 11, 2011
I'm f..ck you planet!!!
Green man.
The Alien Cat People

Mays Landing, NJ

#8 Apr 11, 2011
Meow to all Russians. We are the alien cat people from outer space and we are going to conquer your country. We will multiply faster than your little bunny wabbits.
Yes, we have nine lives, too. So be prepared, cause we are going to get you.

On another note, Putin has recently announced that russian scientists are rapidly working on the devopement of a secret weapon consisting of Cat Nip aerosel spray bombs that will be provided in the 5,000 bomb shelters he has ordered built.

Since: Apr 11

Saratov, Russia

#9 Apr 11, 2011
We will be the first winter and then you are all to frozen.

Since: Apr 11

Saratov, Russia

#10 Apr 11, 2011
Houston we have a problem with space cats. and with internet too. )))))
LOL

Modesto, CA

#11 Apr 11, 2011
Small Town America UGX wrote:
So the invasion has finally begun? I have been watching those flying discs for decades and always knew this day would come.
They implanted this tracking device in me and every now and again they beam me up to their ship for the anal probing and assorted other fun and games. I really love those little grey guys.
"Anal probing"?? Are you saying that the aliens are gay?
Small Town America UGX

Redmond, WA

#12 Apr 11, 2011
LOL wrote:
<quoted text> "Anal probing"?? Are you saying that the aliens are gay?
Hard to say really. I would say they are. They really do get into the probing. My psychiatrist tells me though that they are just a figment of my imagination. Even Jeff Rense called me nuts. So maybe deep down somewhere in my psyche I just hope when they get here that they all share my homosexual tendencies.
Lukashenko is Dr Phil

Tampere, Finland

#13 Apr 11, 2011
Paranoid russian idiots should leave the space matters to NASA and the americans.

Mysterious vortex, ha. I bet just some natural phenomenom these imbeciles don"t understand so they automatically think it is a "extraterrestial entity". LOLZ
Small Town America UGX

Redmond, WA

#14 Apr 11, 2011
Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:
Paranoid russian idiots should leave the space matters to NASA and the americans.
Mysterious vortex, ha. I bet just some natural phenomenom these imbeciles don"t understand so they automatically think it is a "extraterrestial entity". LOLZ
When these mysterious vortexes appear in North America we usually mistake them for tornadoes. The really massive ones we call hurricanes. I suppose it is all due to a lack of creativity on our part.

“UG X”

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#15 Apr 11, 2011
Lukashenko is Dr Phil wrote:
Paranoid russian idiots should leave the space matters to NASA and the americans.
Mysterious vortex, ha. I bet just some natural phenomenom these imbeciles don"t understand so they automatically think it is a "extraterrestial entity". LOLZ
Crazy coolaid thinks that Putin is building a bomb shelter for him. ha ha! You gotta love

“UG X”

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#16 Apr 11, 2011
it.
NW Hominid

Tacoma, WA

#17 Apr 11, 2011
LHC has gone magnetar...
Uhter Pendragon

Absecon, NJ

#18 Apr 11, 2011
I have a vortex every time I sit on the toilet. And as I flush, it keeps trying to pull me down the sewer pipe. One time, I actually awoke inside my septic system.

“UG X”

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#19 Apr 12, 2011
Uhter Pendragon wrote:
I have a vortex every time I sit on the toilet. And as I flush, it keeps trying to pull me down the sewer pipe. One time, I actually awoke inside my septic system.
LOL!

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