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Kanjar Singh

Bridport, UK

#1 Feb 28, 2013
Share with us your sikh jokes friends. Mind you they are originals,musalman pra are welcome to use them.
Arab nose

Brampton, Canada

#2 Feb 28, 2013
a Dutchman, a Hindu, and a Texan were standing together. A Muslim came up and asked, "Hey guys, what is your favorite flower?"

The Dutchman replied, "The Tulip."

"Ha, I clean my shit with that!" the Muslim jeered.

The Dutchman got angry, the tulip being the national flower of the Netherlands.

The Hindu replied, "the Lotus."

"Ha I clean my shit with that!' the Muslim laughed.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being India's national flower.

The Muslim asked the Texan, "And what is your favorite flower?"

The Texan, smiling, replied, "The cactus flower. Now go clean your ass with that!"
Arab nose

Brampton, Canada

#3 Feb 28, 2013
Q: Why do Muslim girls keep quiet while having sex?
A: Because they're not supposed to talk to strangers.
Arab nose

Brampton, Canada

#4 Feb 28, 2013
Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes - who lives?

A: Harry of course - he was at work.
Arab nose

Brampton, Canada

#5 Feb 28, 2013
Q: A Muslim woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a Muslim man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
joey supports EDL

Coventry, UK

#6 Feb 28, 2013
Arab nose wrote:
Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes - who lives?
A: Harry of course - he was at work.
this one sooo true with uk moslums all on benefits

hahahahaha
Kanjar Singh

Bridport, UK

#7 Feb 28, 2013
WAh je Wah teri ta mat mari gayeeiya Sikha,na ta tuno ma-zaq karany da patay or nahi tuno koi aqal hhai.

1st joke; is utterly lame muslims wippin shit with plants? and tht also in the west? behenchod co mon you can do better than that. your own folks back home shit on the railway tracks remember tht filthy sikhra.

2nd joke; so you mean while having sex they don't make a single sound? lol

3rd: whole building collapses??/no surviors?

4th joke; close but you are wrong in that as most of the muslims who fuck sikhni bitches are in their late 20s or early 30s not middle.
also some have been in their 50s and Average muslim women marry in their mid 20s so close buts thats the only 1 i disagree with as its not entirely accurate , rest are just lame.

won't waste to correct your mistakes any further you pigskins can talk but have no brains to back up wat ur saying.
Frustrated Sullah

Brampton, Canada

#8 Feb 28, 2013
hahaha frustrated lodu sullah can't take a joke.

lol I think you should wage war against topix.com because it has offended you.
Arab Nose

Brampton, Canada

#9 Feb 28, 2013
You bang an American girl she'll say "do me harder"

You bang a Canadian girl she'll say "faster faster"

You bang an Indian girl she'll say "haiii margi"

You bang a Pakistan Sulli she'll say "bhai jaan dheere se, Umi jag jaye gi"
joey supports EDL

Coventry, UK

#10 Feb 28, 2013
I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.
Kanjar Singh

Bridport, UK

#11 Feb 28, 2013
When did Nanak know that he had "become a man"?..

when he took his nappy off his arse and put it on his head.
bander singh

Bridport, UK

#13 Feb 28, 2013
Hardeep singh asked his dad why doesn’t he shave his pubes?

Hardeep's dad; Well the story goes that Gay Guru goblin singh used to keep pigeons in the golden temple,

one day a bird let off and bit the Guru’s Nutts and escaped imprisonment.

To treat the wound gay gobind singh began to grow a mushroom forest on top of his snowballs and soon after it healed.

Realizing the lucky miracle that had somehow occurred due to gay gobind not bathing or cleaning his genitals,

Guru goblin Singh jee made it mandatory in guru granth for all Sick men/women to grow their hair Left/Right – Centre –Up & Down.
kutta singh

Bridport, UK

#14 Feb 28, 2013
Gurdeep’s mummy was asked by the bombay police why it took her 3 days to report the rape allegation against Singh’s transport company.`

"well i wouldnt have made the allegation had the cheque not bounced",,
kutta singh

Bridport, UK

#15 Feb 28, 2013
[Q]Why did the sikh cross the road?
To get to khalistan .
kutta singh

Bridport, UK

#16 Feb 28, 2013
[Q]:How many sicks does it take to enable a mass slaughter of their population?

No requirement is necessary a single lone sikhra is enough although special care must be made as such in late 84 when it took 2.
joey supports EDL

Coventry, UK

#18 Feb 28, 2013
Why are there no pictures of the prophet mohammed? Because he's is short and fat who fauks kids

Note: it is described in the hadiths that mohammed was shot and fat.
Arab Nose

Brampton, Canada

#19 Mar 1, 2013
Q: What do you call a muslim that doesn't have a sister?

A: A virgin
Arab Nose

Brampton, Canada

#20 Mar 1, 2013
Q:Why do muslims use only there hand to whipe there ass?

A: because they're trying to pick the jinn out so they can have 3 wishes.
J Shukla

Nottingham, UK

#21 Mar 1, 2013
Kingston Upon Thames, UK

Brahmin I have a joke for you.

Why did the dumb hindoo pray to his idol ?

So he could find raam.
joey supports EDL

Coventry, UK

#22 Mar 1, 2013
Why do they bury Muslims 100 feet underground?

Because deep down they are nice people...

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