Earthcaller: prophet of a DONUT theology

Earthcaller: prophet of a DONUT theology

Pioneer

United States

#3 Jan 29, 2013
Vladimir Putin wrote:
Has anyone noticed yet that the ALF preach and practice a form of godliness in the shape of a donut? There is a hole where "love, power and a sound mind" should be.
Recently, I was able to get hold of a copy of their cult manual, and there on the first page was their INTROIT, the hymn being:
Almighty Donut!
You who rest upon our heads,
Powder us with thy sugar!
Ahhhhhh men (and ah woman)!
LYING TWITT!

What an IDIOT!
birdman

Mattoon, IL

#4 Jan 29, 2013
Vladimir Putin wrote:
To all lurkers, lurking here:
What are your thoughts on the ALF?
LIARS, NAME CALLERS, VILE THOUGHTS, DEVIL POSTINGS.

Just a few.
A Voice In The Wilderness

Downingtown, PA

#5 Jan 30, 2013
Vladimir Putin wrote:
Has anyone noticed yet that the ALF preach and practice a form of godliness in the shape of a donut? There is a hole where "love, power and a sound mind" should be.
Recently, I was able to get hold of a copy of their cult manual, and there on the first page was their INTROIT, the hymn being:
Almighty Donut!
You who rest upon our heads,
Powder us with thy sugar!
Ahhhhhh men (and ah woman)!
This made me laugh. Thanks :)

And you are correct. They are unbalanced.
KoalaGums

Helensvale, Australia

#6 Jan 30, 2013
Vladimir Putin wrote:
To all lurkers, lurking here:
What are your thoughts on the ALF?
My thoughts? They're mad as a Hatters Convention.
Lay Worker

Myrtleford, Australia

#7 Jan 30, 2013
birdman wrote:
<quoted text>
LIARS, NAME CALLERS, VILE THOUGHTS, DEVIL POSTINGS.
Just a few.
Turkeymanure squirts turkeymanure donuts and remains
entirely Unconvincing
birdman

Mattoon, IL

#8 Jan 30, 2013
Lay Worker wrote:
<quoted text>
Turkeymanure squirts turkeymanure donuts and remains
entirely Unconvincing
You agree with filth says EC!!!

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