By that I meant your scripture, since you are a Christian.Why do you say my entire New Testament?
It's not my New Testament, it is what it is and is says what it says. Of course they don't make sense to you. In the entire time that you claim that you read and studied the NT did you miss the explanation of why you don't 'get it'?
Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive: Matthew 13:13-14.
A person that is making a claim of having the power of prophecy or being divinely inspired that couldn't figure them out and desperately attempted to do it and failed is more proof (not that it is needed) that 'prophet' wasn't what and who he claimed to be (a fraud).
It says loads of things which Jesus never said. The point is that the New Testament does not receive any support from Jesus. The poor guy does not even know that book.
And about the parables, he did that on purpose. See for yourself:
"Mark 4:10-12 New International Version (NIV)
10 When he was alone, the Twelve and the others around him asked him about the parables.
11 He told them,The secret of the kingdom of God has been given to you.
But to those on the outside everything is said in parables 12 so that,
they may be ever seeing but never perceiving, and ever hearing but never understanding;
otherwise they might turn and be forgiven!
Read the killer part: "otherwise they might turn and be forgiven!" And your Jesus did not want that!!!
How could a person, who is claimed as a loving person, do that kind of thing?
This clearly shows that the idea was to confuse and confound people so that they could never understand and never believe. They were to be kept away from the kingdom.
And that is what exactly happened.
All these silly and absurd verses were written by men, who never sat even in the company of the disciples' grand or great grand children.