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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Not only is Philthy Phallics a gay porn comic strip character and an ex priest, he's also a fiction screen writer with quite the imagination. His next film is titled "BJ, and His Semen on the Mount".
On your head be it...
"Tadpole in the well"
"Have living water, will travel"
"stone me whip me...wash my feet with your hair"
"how deep is your well?"
"my pump is full of living water"
"do a doggie and heal my daughter you swine lover"
"daddy groped me in the night to become my sonny"
"the sleeping fiance wants a divorce"