LOL...that was a CORKER me bruv!<quoted text>
In another thousand years, you will see the New Testament gospels written exactly that way.
Anyway, the best joke is when Philip was bored and said, "“Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us.” He was bored because Jesus had not really shown any way and those ignorant fools did not understand that the way to God was to die first.
And Jesus replied: "Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say,‘Show us the Father’?
And in future, this will be re-written as: Jesus said, "Philip, I am the Father!"
You have been giving them all the answers but they refuse to accept them:
Philip wants to see Father in Heaven...
BJ's Simple answer:
"Wanna see Father in heaven?
I am the WAY..follow me to the cross and DIE with me!!"
BJ further adds:
"But what do you cowards do?
You flee and send me off on my own to Father in Heaven!
How can you see Father by escaping death you cowards?"