OK impress us. State the theory of evolution if you can.<quoted text>
You cannot even state the theory of evolution.
And it is NOT possible that the universe is uncaused.
The universe began to exist. This is required due to the impossibility of the infinite regression, which would require an infinite series of actual events.
Something which begins to exist requires a cause, as since it begins to exist, it has exhibited non-existence, and therefore is contingent or dependent, as opposed to "necessary".
If something is necessary, it could not be non-existent, so the universe is not necessary, but dependent. Something dependent requires causation.
Now say something stupid.
Why is it impossible? You didn't say.
Why does anything require a cause? You didn't say.
Necessity is said to be the mother of invention but otherwise how is necessity relevant to what you just stated?