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#25
Sep 21, 2008
 
zwerty wrote:
if you posses a phoenix feather, then you can hold the feather above the object you want to fly on
for six hours, think about flying and chant "up up and away" over and over. when you're done attach the feather to the object and you can make it fly whenever you like by saying "althielo".
don't know who'd do that just to fly though.
Okay, I just have to ask.... where on earth would a person get a phoenix feather?

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ANOKA, MN

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#26
Sep 21, 2008
 
Boy, is nobody's sarcasm alert working today? zwerty's post sure sounded like sarcasm to me.

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#27
Sep 21, 2008
 
DaBroad wrote:
Boy, is nobody's sarcasm alert working today? zwerty's post sure sounded like sarcasm to me.
Sorry, I forgot to include the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] codes on my post.:)
David

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#28
Oct 2, 2008
 
I wish there was a flying spell... be cheaper than driving.
lindsey

Ocala, FL

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#29
Nov 23, 2008
 
is it weal

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#30
Nov 23, 2008
 
lindsey wrote:
is it weal
Only the ones that include hallucinogens.

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#31
Dec 4, 2008
 
lamiaStrega wrote:
I have two recipes for "flying ointment" ..one is very old and very deadly.... my source even recommends not using as it contains toxic ingredients........the other recipe....is harmless and has a 50..50 chance of producing result... neither have I tried.. to be honest...I have never felt the need to fly.........lol We have airlines for that.
well then tell us them especially the one that doesnt have toxic ingredients in it

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#32
Dec 4, 2008
 
lindsey wrote:
is it weal
No I don't beweeve it is, unless you cwose youw eye and beweeve weel weel hawd.

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#34
Dec 17, 2008
 

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I just found this thread...

Yes, you can fly, no spell required. Four shots of Wild Turkey ought to do the trick...then close your eyes, and trust me, you'll be flying.

Just don't try it and plan on driving.

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#35
Dec 18, 2008
 
For me, that would be more like spinning and something akin to the feeling of floating- not like floating gently in the breeze, but like lurching around on a boat in choppy waves.. urrgh
sahim

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#36
Feb 11, 2009
 
i know how 2 fly just jump up and down about 10 time and there u go flying [by touching the ground but that does not mater right!]
sahim

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#37
Feb 11, 2009
 
any probs just text me at my e mail sphear_sahim@hotmail.com
sarah

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Jul 27, 2009
 

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hi does any one know a spell that will make you fly on a broomstick or whatever ?

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#40
Jul 27, 2009
 
sarah wrote:
hi does any one know a spell that will make you fly on a broomstick or whatever ?
That only happens in the movies.

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#41
Jul 28, 2009
 
sarah wrote:
hi does any one know a spell that will make you fly on a broomstick or whatever ?
Sure! Tie the broom to a truck, roller skate, moose, whatever...sit there for a spell...eventually you'll get someplace. LMAO
Tnhillbilly

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Jul 28, 2009
 

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michel wrote:
please tell me a spell that tells me how to fly and is easy
RE:LSD.Peace to those willing to fight for it.
It Came Up

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#43
Jul 29, 2009
 
sarah wrote:
hi does any one know a spell that will make you fly on a broomstick or whatever ?
if i gave you an anal probe with one you'd fly.

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Jul 29, 2009
 

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May I add:
http://www.facepalm.org/
Analwartz

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#45
Jul 29, 2009
 
If there is ever an invisible flying spell please share.

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#46
Jul 29, 2009
 
Why do people asks these things? Does anyone seriously think there is a magik potion that can make you fly? Come on... SERIOUSLY?

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