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“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#1 Aug 2, 2007
Yep I did it! Neener Neener

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#2 Aug 2, 2007
Hecate23 wrote:
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"Trollin', trollin', trollin, keep those doggies, trollin', Rawhide!" Okay, you know all this is going to make Kcuph start a "Hillbilly Sex" thread next, right? lmao!
Git er done!!!

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#3 Aug 2, 2007
Kcuph wrote:
Yep I did it! Neener Neener
YAYAH, its gona get dirtier than my Schlafzimmer in here, you might wanna add a disclaimer notice and censor it for over 18s only.xx
Hecate23

United States

#4 Aug 2, 2007
"If you've done it, it ain't braggin'."

"You can't get ahead of anyone you're tryin' get even with."

"If you wake up and find yourself a success, you ain't been asleep."

"You can't drown your sorrows. They know how to swim."

"Don't shoot at the horse. Shoot at the jackass ridin' it".

"Don't burn down your house to kill a rat."

"About half your problems come from wanting your way. The other half come from gettin' it."

"The more inches you give a man, the more he becomes a ruler."

"Nature teaches, she never preaches."

"Most hard-boiled people are half baked."

It's not a miricle if you find an orange under an apple tree; somethin' ain't right."

From: "Never Ask a Man The Size Of His Spread- A Cowgirls Guide to Life" by Gladiola Montana

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#5 Aug 2, 2007
Gimme a beer and a pair of tongs and let's get this baby rollin!!

.........lol, don't ask
Hecate23

United States

#6 Aug 2, 2007
A pair of tongs?! Your cousin comin' over there later? Yeah...okay...I won't ask..lol

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#7 Aug 2, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
Gimme a beer and a pair of tongs and let's get this baby rollin!!
.........lol, don't ask
The blond IQ test.
1: Is it ok to drink out of a man's cup?
Yes__
No__
Not while he's wearing it___

2: Which is the better beer bottle wide mouth or long neck?
Wide mouth___
Long neck___
They work best together___
3: What color is your hair?
Blond___
Blond___
Same color as my mommy's___

4: Where is the safest place to store gum
In your purse___
Under the table___
Have him hold it, this wont take long___

Hecate23

United States

#8 Aug 2, 2007
Kethry wrote:
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YAYAH, its gona get dirtier than my Schlafzimmer in here, you might wanna add a disclaimer notice and censor it for over 18s only.xx
Okay, I have to ask...what is a Schlafzimmer?

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#9 Aug 3, 2007
Hecate23 wrote:
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Okay, I have to ask...what is a Schlafzimmer?
A bedroom, lol.

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#10 Aug 3, 2007
Kcuph wrote:
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The blond IQ test.
1: Is it ok to drink out of a man's cup?
Yes__
No__
Not while he's wearing it___
2: Which is the better beer bottle wide mouth or long neck?
Wide mouth___
Long neck___
They work best together___
3: What color is your hair?
Blond___
Blond___
Same color as my mommy's___
4: Where is the safest place to store gum
In your purse___
Under the table___
Have him hold it, this wont take long___
lmfao! now that is an awesome post to start the morning off with! specially 2 and 4. i must say, my dear man, bravo! lol

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#11 Aug 3, 2007
Hecate23 wrote:
A pair of tongs?! Your cousin comin' over there later? Yeah...okay...I won't ask..lol
well naow darlin, it depends on how closely related ya mean when ya say "cousin"! there's this one lady, 5th cousin twice removed.........lol, just playin

yeah....that is kinda sick, eh?

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#12 Aug 3, 2007
tongs and a grill....gives new meaning to the term "hot pants"

lol!!
Hecate23

United States

#13 Aug 3, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
tongs and a grill....gives new meaning to the term "hot pants"
lol!!
Smokin'! Light it up! Hell, it's been so hot you don't need a grill. Just put your meat on the sidewalk and let 'ur cook. lol

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#14 Aug 3, 2007
Hecate23 wrote:
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Smokin'! Light it up! Hell, it's been so hot you don't need a grill. Just put your meat on the sidewalk and let 'ur cook. lol
umm, sorry, too much of a chance of gettin burned that way. and nobody likes crispy crunch steak, now, do they?

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#15 Aug 3, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
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umm, sorry, too much of a chance of gettin burned that way. and nobody likes crispy crunch steak, now, do they?
Im up for eating anything, aslong as it has abit of sauce added.

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#16 Aug 3, 2007
Kethry wrote:
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Im up for eating anything, aslong as it has abit of sauce added.
worchestire(?) sauce or sweet and sour?

lmao
Hecate23

United States

#17 Aug 3, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
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worchestire(?) sauce or sweet and sour?
lmao
C'mon, this here be a hillbilly thread. Give me bar-b-que. Or some of that "secret" special sauce, boss...Wooohooo!....

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#18 Aug 3, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
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worchestire(?) sauce or sweet and sour?
lmao
Hot chilli or Greek Dry Rub?(ouch)lmao

seriously it is a sauce, well marinade actually but same difference.

Since: Feb 07

Ireland

#19 Aug 3, 2007
Darhahk wrote:
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well naow darlin, it depends on how closely related ya mean when ya say "cousin"! there's this one lady, 5th cousin twice removed.........lol, just playin
yeah....that is kinda sick, eh?
...er, yeah!! Girls are icky!! Now if it was a boy then we'd be talkin'!!! lol

“Perceptive Reality: I AM REAL”

Since: Jan 07

Tullahoma, TN

#20 Aug 3, 2007
Pharaoh-Nile wrote:
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...er, yeah!! Girls are icky!! Now if it was a boy then we'd be talkin'!!! lol
lol, girls are icky? i beg to differ mon ami. nuthin like a beautiful woman on a moonlit night on top of a grassy knoll, lol

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