Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

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Since: Sep 12

Forsyth, MO

#16764 Oct 7, 2012
pearl wrote:
<quoted text>Is it a whisper in your ear? Is it an epiphany, a warm fuzzy feeling? What does it do to you when you get this testimony?
As I attempted to describe it to you, it would be more of an epiphany for me. But, that's for me. A realization, like what I'm hearing I know I've heard it before and KNOW it's true.

Since: Sep 12

Forsyth, MO

#16765 Oct 7, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
Your prophet is sick and twisted. Just like u.
http://gawker.com/5829542/polygamist-sex-frea...
Jeff's is not our Prophet.

Since: Sep 12

Forsyth, MO

#16766 Oct 7, 2012
Jeffs, not "Jeff's."
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16767 Oct 7, 2012
What did Warren Jeff's children have in common with God?

They were smarter than the smartest federal officials in the land who trained for years to take care of children: in colleges, practices, tests...

then had to be told they failed on BASIC food and SHELTER.

Corrected up as your wisest men were corrected out of the mouths of babes.

The world knows it because you KIDNAPPED them.

And they SCHOOLED YOUR SMARTEST FEDERAL CHILD CARE EXPERTS

ON THE EXPERTS'

OWN TELEVISED KIDNAPPING.

'to give them standards of living more like our own.'

Those standards got handed back to you AS THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED that OUT of the MOUTHS of BABES the WISE ONES were TAKEN in their OWN WORDS: SNARED with their OWN DEVICES.

KIDNAPPING PEOPLE'S CHILDREN,

so you can GROOM THEM

for 50% of the girls being RAPED or MOLESTED
for 50% of the boys to grow up to sleep around on their WIFE,
for 50% of their marriages to end in BONE CRUSHING LIFE ALTERING DIVORCE
putting 50% of the girls when they grow up on HARD DRUGS,

while 30% of the BOYS would have been molested/raped among you

and ONE in FIVE would wind up with VENEREAL DISEASE.

That's creepy.

Doing it so you could THEN turn them over to RAPISTS and MOLESTERS that would have resulted in EVEN H.I.G.H.E.R. RATES of RAPE and MOLESTATION.

Awl in thuh NAYMe uv uh.. HIGHER CIVILUh..ZASHUN.

Yea you're higher alright. The level of STONED STUPIDITY among YOU people is
W.E.L.L.
DOCUMENTED.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#16768 Oct 7, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Jeff's is not our Prophet.
I wasn't talking to u...I was talking to the polygamist

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16769 Oct 7, 2012
pearl wrote:
<quoted text>Is it a whisper in your ear? Is it an epiphany, a warm fuzzy feeling? What does it do to you when you get this testimony?
When my son was 4 or 5 years old, he was watching the testimonies of the prophets and apostles. As he was watching president Monson, I.saw these silent tears on his face. When I asked him what was wrong, he said nothing Mommy, my heart feels full and happy. He didn't quite understand what he felt but I did. That said more to me than my own testimony does.
ConchaPena

Albuquerque, NM

#16770 Oct 7, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> When my son was 4 or 5 years old, he was watching the testimonies of the prophets and apostles. As he was watching president Monson, I.saw these silent tears on his face. When I asked him what was wrong, he said nothing Mommy, my heart feels full and happy. He didn't quite understand what he felt but I did. That said more to me than my own testimony does.
what is he up to now?

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16771 Oct 7, 2012
pearl wrote:
<quoted text>Is it a whisper in your ear? Is it an epiphany, a warm fuzzy feeling? What does it do to you when you get this testimony?
Pearl,

The Spirit talks to people in different ways.

When President Monson stood up at the end of conference today to say goodbye, my heart felt impressed and full of knowledge as I listened.

It is not something that happens from desire or demand. It does not work like that. Have you ever felt the Spirit? Do you go to Church? What is your religious background?

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16772 Oct 7, 2012
not ashamed wrote:
<quoted text> When my son was 4 or 5 years old, he was watching the testimonies of the prophets and apostles. As he was watching president Monson, I.saw these silent tears on his face. When I asked him what was wrong, he said nothing Mommy, my heart feels full and happy. He didn't quite understand what he felt but I did. That said more to me than my own testimony does.
That is beautiful not ashamed <3

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16773 Oct 7, 2012
ConchaPena wrote:
<quoted text> what is he up to now?
My son? At the moment he is playing with legos. Hahahaha

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16774 Oct 7, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
I wasn't talking to u...I was talking to the polygamist
he was not even a Mormon... lol.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16775 Oct 7, 2012
sportxmouse wrote:
<quoted text>
That is beautiful not ashamed <3
Thanks. I have my.moments :-P

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#16776 Oct 7, 2012
sportxmouse wrote:
<quoted text>
he was not even a Mormon... lol.
Who? The lunatic( your alternate) who keeps ranting about the compound kids and how wonderfully "groomed they are? Or Warren Jeffs.....how old was his youngest victim, 12? Anyone touting how those children are being raised is a sick freak.
FLDS is mormonism on steroids...there wouldn't have been a revelation about polygamy if it had been legal. Can u imagine what a shit stain Utah would be if ur cult still freely practiced plural marriage?? I wonder how many of you would still be members....

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16777 Oct 7, 2012
where's the utube video to establish the essence of your research? lol.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16778 Oct 7, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
Who? The lunatic( your alternate) who keeps ranting about the compound kids and how wonderfully "groomed they are? Or Warren Jeffs.....how old was his youngest victim, 12? Anyone touting how those children are being raised is a sick freak.
FLDS is mormonism on steroids...there wouldn't have been a revelation about polygamy if it had been legal. Can u imagine what a shit stain Utah would be if ur cult still freely practiced plural marriage?? I wonder how many of you would still be members....
We know how many of YOU WOULDN'T HAVE V.D.

Because we know THEIR VD rate is about...
zero.

We know that YOUR STATE OFFICIALS WOULDN'T BE SO STUPID they HAD to be TAUGHT by CHILDREN they KIDNAPPED

which HOVELS aren't FIT for HUMANS.

which FOOD isn't FIT for HUMANS.

We know THAT came out of the whole thing.

Go ahead and bark you loud mouthed bonobo, and don't forget to keep checking your husband's cell phone and messenger history.

Because 50-50 says he's sleeping with somebody else.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16779 Oct 7, 2012
And 50-50 says you've already learned the hard way or will.

Or, won't. In any case enjoy your FABULOUS FIFTY PERCENT CLUB memberships.

Nobody among you can be in just one.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#16780 Oct 7, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>We know how many of YOU WOULDN'T HAVE V.D.

Because we know THEIR VD rate is about...
zero.

We know that YOUR STATE OFFICIALS WOULDN'T BE SO STUPID they HAD to be TAUGHT by CHILDREN they KIDNAPPED

which HOVELS aren't FIT for HUMANS.

which FOOD isn't FIT for HUMANS.

We know THAT came out of the whole thing.

Go ahead and bark you loud mouthed bonobo, and don't forget to keep checking your husband's cell phone and messenger history.

Because 50-50 says he's sleeping with somebody else.
Did he get to diddle any of your daughters before he was put in prison? How many of your sons have u dropped off in the desert?

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#16781 Oct 7, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
And 50-50 says you've already learned the hard way or will.

Or, won't. In any case enjoy your FABULOUS FIFTY PERCENT CLUB memberships.

Nobody among you can be in just one.
Why does your temple have a bed in it? Is that for the benefit of the children too?
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16782 Oct 7, 2012
What's it like to know that among YOUR PEOPLE,

a little town of say 50 thousand people - not a little town, a small city -

has MORE PEOPLE PLEAD GUILTY to crimes Jeffs was found guilty of - it's realized and all, about how there were three state stings, all that money spent,

two charges dropped with request from prosecutor, 8 charges dropped with prejudice meaning cannot be refiled no matter what -

and that unquestionably he did what he was doing -

( almost certainly, effectively, ultra-orthodox
Judaism's interpretation, of

Poly
Fundie
Compound
PeopleIsm - marriage age WAY down

to TWELVE years OLD.

All that being what it IS

you haven't shown anything except that ONE MAN was PUT IN JAIL FOR LIFE
for being effectively, an ultra-orthodox Jew.

So when you get back to the gate and some dudes are there with a look in their eye like they think your tattoos mark you as one of the Bonobos,

remember: you'll be there to fight with every Orthodox Jew who ever lived before the year 1,000.

and every ultra-orthodox one that EVER lived.

Along with every muslim who by whatever method finally acknowledges Jesus Christ,

along with a whole lot of Africans,

along with a whole lot of American Indians.

So when you GET there
and PEOPLE have MULTIPLE MARRIAGES
don't squirt pee down your leg and start convulsing.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16783 Oct 7, 2012
Pagan Hick.

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