Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

There are 32071 comments on the CNN story from Oct 12, 2011, titled Who says Mormons aren't Christians?. In it, CNN reports that:

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16732 Oct 7, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
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So YOUR STORY NOW is that WHEN GOD EXPLAINED that people can be ADOPTED IN,
we,-knowing how ADOPTION WORKS,
CAN ALL REST SAFELY KNOWING GOD IS NOT our REAL HEAVENLY FATHER
just our ADOPTED heavenly FATHER.
As God has always kept his word, adoption is fine with me. I rest very safely. If you don't trust God, that is your problem, but not to the 2 billion people who have done so today.
And that makes your whole fantasy of GOD not being a MAN and GOD not DYING for my SINS and GOD not having a BODY although Jesus Christ has a body and God the Father wrestled Jacob with HIS body - or else according to you they had a body they shared together - OH THAT'S RIGHT they never WRESTLED JACOB although they changed Jacob's name to ISRAEL which means 'I WRESTLED with GOD'
All that is just a BIG FRAUD by the MAGICALLY NOT MALE, MAGICALLY NOT ANYONE'S FATHER, MAGICALLY NOT ABLE TO GET MARY PREGNANT YET MAKE A PERFECT BOUNCING BABY BOY -
God's message to me that I am his child and I can become one of Satan's if I don't watch it, and be adopted out - that's ALL a LIE.
There IS no REAL fatherhood.
Jacob wrestle with either Jesus or an angel. Or you now not trust the prophets? I guess so since the real prophets make your false prophets look stupid. To a child being adopted is as real as a birth father. A father is what he does, not who he screws. A real father is the one who loves and meets the needs of a child by working his azz off to make sure that child has a real chance in life. Ask any member who has adopted a child who the real father of that child is, I'm betting they real straighten you out. If you don't want to understand what a metaphor is, that is still problem, and not mine. Nowhere in the Bible is there a mention of a Mrs. God, nowhere. If there was a Mrs. God she would deserve to be honored and worshiped as much as Mr. God. She would be the actual one who gave us life, not the Father.
Oh- I left you a couple of typos in that last post so you could frivol and drizzle that creepy-perv laugh like that Mall Cop guy when he kept saying 'I'm not LAUGHING!'
I believe that line about as much as I believe Smith was a prophet. I'm not some child waiting for you to make a spelling mistake so I can jump on it like it really matters. If you need spelling lessons, Crazy will be glad to help you. You didn't make spelling mistakes, you failed to make your point clear.
You need to start explaining your case.
And stop laughing.
And I'm very able to do both and have done so. I'm only laughing at you. LOL!!!
You're embarrassing nervously laughing homosexuals who deny God is anyone's father everywhere.
If they are embarrased, they will be glad to tell me. Why are so concerned all of the sudden about what homosexuals think? HAHAHAHA!!!! Maybe you are only talking about yourself. God isn't your father yet.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16733 Oct 7, 2012
"From the crossroads of the West..." It's over!:^( I was starting to enjoy that.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Live Oak, CA

#16734 Oct 7, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
And that includes Warren Jeff's. he's a prophet just like yours.
HEY HICK

WHAT did WARREN JEFF'S CHILDREN TELL YOUR NATION'S CHILD CARE EXPERTS when they KIDNAPPED THEM?

They told them "BRING US SOME MOPS and HOT SOAPY WATER so WE CAN CLEAN UP THESE FILTHY STALLS you thought were FIT for HUMAN BEINGS to LIVE in,

and BRING us some FRESH VEGETABLES and FRUITS instead of this TRASH you OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT was FIT FOOD for a HUMAN CHILD.

My FUNDIE COUSINS from the STICKS of TEXAS: the ONES WE won't even ADMIT we KNOW - much LESS go to CHURCH with -

Their C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N, HICK

told your NATIONAL CHILD CARE and RESCUE EXPERTS

"Bring us some SOAP and WATER so we can CLEAN these HOVELS you call FIT for HUMAN HABITATION"

and some FRESH FRUITS and VEGETABLES instead of this TRASH you THOUGHT was a HEALTHY DIET for a HUMAN CHILD."

That's WHAT they TOLD your NATIONAL EXPERTS and WE don't even TALK to those people they are so fundie and other-worldly.

Pfft. You'd better go find someone's kids to KIDNAP who don't HUMILIATE your NATIONAL 'CHILD CARE EXPERTS'

on their OWN TV 'RESCUE' show.

I guess you were 'RESCUING' all those AMERICAN INDIAN kids you DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO till you MURDERED nearly all of THEM.

Hick.

Since: Sep 12

West Plains, MO

#16735 Oct 7, 2012
If you want to watch Conference you can on your computer at www.lds.org/general-conference/watch

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16736 Oct 7, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
Lds standard exactly. Not Jesus standard.
What exactly are you talking about.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Live Oak, CA

#16737 Oct 7, 2012
Pfft. Were you people 'rescuing' all those black children you tore from mothers' arms claiming they were LIVESTOCK when you ENSLAVED, MURDERED, RAPED, and TORTURED them for six hundred years?

That was YOUR churches that enslaved those people for six hundred years.

That was YOUR churches that chained the scriptures to pews and put people to death owning a copy setting off the dark ages.

That was YOUR churches who murdered 21/2 MILLION American Indians because the didn't go to church with you or you wanted to steal their stuff, or rape them.

That was YOUR churches that murdered who knows HOW many SOUTH American Indians: you guessed it: they went to the wrong church,
and you wanted to steal their stuff, or rape them.

That was YOUR churches that started that little World War 1 thing.

That was YOUR churches that started that other World War thing. The SECOND one.

There's the people who did the INQUISITION

That's your churches.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Live Oak, CA

#16738 Oct 7, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Basically I haven't been able to say a word to defend myself because I've been caught lying OVER and OVER and OVER just in the last 36 hours
YOU TRIED to CLAIM ADOPTION of CHILDREN precludes ORIGINAL PATERNITY.

You're so stoned you don't even know how many stories you've tried to tell tonight.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16739 Oct 7, 2012
Say NO to MORMON IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU TRIED to CLAIM ADOPTION of CHILDREN precludes ORIGINAL PATERNITY.
You're so stoned you don't even know how many stories you've tried to tell tonight.
When you are the original parent, you don't have to adopt. It has never happened. DUH! Is this No Surprise? That sounds like some of his ignorance. Let us know when your thinking has evolved beyond the 2nd grade.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16740 Oct 7, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
If you want to watch Conference you can on your computer at www.lds.org/general-conference/watch
Actually it is interesting to keep watching after the Conference also. Saw many interesting things yesterday.
Father Overtime

Salt Lake City, UT

#16741 Oct 7, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
And that includes Warren Jeff's. he's a prophet just like yours.
You are denying the prophecy in 2 Peter and comparing it to a documented pedophile. Gladiator, you understand nothing troll.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16742 Oct 7, 2012
Still waiting for our resident god here to strike me down. Pretty weak god, if you ask me. Must still be trying to figure out how to create that ham sandwich. LOL!!!
He thinks birth parents have to adopt their own children! Sounds like No Surprise and his argument that married Mormons don't have sex.
What people will claim to defend a cult. Pitiful.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16743 Oct 7, 2012
Father Overtime wrote:
<quoted text>
You are denying the prophecy in 2 Peter and comparing it to a documented pedophile. Gladiator, you understand nothing troll.
Smith was a document pedophile, documented by the LDS church. Read his genealogy chart on the church Family History site. So what are you denying?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16744 Oct 7, 2012
Father Overtime wrote:
<quoted text>
You are denying the prophecy in 2 Peter and comparing it to a documented pedophile. Gladiator, you understand nothing troll.
2Peter 2 is as much about Smith as it is Jeffs. You just can't stand to see it.

But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves. 2 Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; 3 and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.

Smith is guilty on all counts.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#16745 Oct 7, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>HEY HICK

WHAT did WARREN JEFF'S CHILDREN TELL YOUR NATION'S CHILD CARE EXPERTS when they KIDNAPPED THEM?

They told them "BRING US SOME MOPS and HOT SOAPY WATER so WE CAN CLEAN UP THESE FILTHY STALLS you thought were FIT for HUMAN BEINGS to LIVE in,

and BRING us some FRESH VEGETABLES and FRUITS instead of this TRASH you OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT was FIT FOOD for a HUMAN CHILD.

My FUNDIE COUSINS from the STICKS of TEXAS: the ONES WE won't even ADMIT we KNOW - much LESS go to CHURCH with -

Their C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N, HICK

told your NATIONAL CHILD CARE and RESCUE EXPERTS

"Bring us some SOAP and WATER so we can CLEAN these HOVELS you call FIT for HUMAN HABITATION"

and some FRESH FRUITS and VEGETABLES instead of this TRASH you THOUGHT was a HEALTHY DIET for a HUMAN CHILD."

That's WHAT they TOLD your NATIONAL EXPERTS and WE don't even TALK to those people they are so fundie and other-worldly.

Pfft. You'd better go find someone's kids to KIDNAP who don't HUMILIATE your NATIONAL 'CHILD CARE EXPERTS'

on their OWN TV 'RESCUE' show.

I guess you were 'RESCUING' all those AMERICAN INDIAN kids you DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO till you MURDERED nearly all of THEM.

Hick.
Grooming children for a pedophile prophet is evil. U might as well worship Satan.
Father Overtime

Salt Lake City, UT

#16748 Oct 7, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
2Peter 2 is as much about Smith as it is Jeffs. You just can't stand to see it.
But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves. 2 Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; 3 and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.
Smith is guilty on all counts.
Do you see anything destructive about the Mormon church? You are the one denying the masters gospel that He brought to earth in 1820. Smith is a prophet, and when you die you will understand it. I'd rather you understand that the bible prophecies of the Book of Mormon and that it is not a lie, but that at some point is up to you to decide. It is not spelled out for you, rather the spirit teaches you if you obey His commandments.

Since: Sep 12

West Plains, MO

#16749 Oct 7, 2012
yon wrote:
This was from 10-5-12

Mormonism is pure Masonry - demonic

See Wm Morgan Affair

Romney - a little less evil than Obama
Perhaps you should listen to conference taking place right now. Then, you can see there is nothing demonic about the LDS Church.

Since: Sep 12

West Plains, MO

#16750 Oct 7, 2012
Father Overtime wrote:
<quoted text>Do you see anything destructive about the Mormon church? You are the one denying the masters gospel that He brought to earth in 1820. Smith is a prophet, and when you die you will understand it. I'd rather you understand that the bible prophecies of the Book of Mormon and that it is not a lie, but that at some point is up to you to decide. It is not spelled out for you, rather the spirit teaches you if you obey His commandments.
Anyone watching Conference can see there is nothing even remotely close to destructive about the Church; rather, it's quite the opposite. The Spirit will testify that this is HIS Church as one listens to the messages being given.

“I will not keep calm”

Since: Mar 08

Raise hell...change the world

#16751 Oct 7, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Anyone watching Conference can see there is nothing even remotely close to destructive about the Church; rather, it's quite the opposite. The Spirit will testify that this is HIS Church as one listens to the messages being given.
Agreed
pearl

Salt Lake City, UT

#16752 Oct 7, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Anyone watching Conference can see there is nothing even remotely close to destructive about the Church; rather, it's quite the opposite. The Spirit will testify that this is HIS Church as one listens to the messages being given.
In what form does this testimony come?

sportxmouse

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16756 Oct 7, 2012
pearl wrote:
<quoted text>In what form does this testimony come?
What are you trying to ask Pearl?

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