Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

There are 32007 comments on the CNN story from Oct 12, 2011, titled Who says Mormons aren't Christians?. In it, CNN reports that:

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“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16558 Oct 5, 2012
HOMOMORMON wrote:
<quoted text>
You are screaming-into-store-windows
Zombie,
central.
The only one here who screams in their posts is you. I pray for any poor fool who lives with you. They are surly very abused and miserable.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16559 Oct 5, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, you do have piercings. >:-)
Outside the 2 Church approved piercings in her ears? Oh, the shame!:^)
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16560 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, it's official, you have totally lost your mind. Good luck with that.
HERE'S ANOTHER LOOK at the STOMPING your anti-science, pro-protestant HILLBILLY LYING EXPEDITION got you this round.

http://israelinsider.net/forum/topics/missour...

HICK.

Tell us about the MAN who WRESTLED the man who became ISRAEL, Jacob;

whose NAME was ELOHIM

who WASN'T a MAN

WASN'T ELOHIM

WASN'T WRESTLING with Jacob

because that doesn't fit into your FANTASY about THERE BEING NO EVIDENCE
ELOHIM aka God the Father
IS A MAN
who HAS a BODY.

EXPLAIN to the WHOLE FORUM AGAIN WHY THAT ISN'T RIGHT,
because YOU SAID GOD ISN'T A MAN,

because YOU SAID GOD DOESN'T HAVE A BODY according to GOD
because YOU SAID GOD isn't called ELOHIM by the bible.

Any time.

“Duty is a Privilege!”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16561 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Noooo, you're Heavenly! ;^)
Just giving this idiot who calls everything and everybody "Satanic" a little taste of what they are shoveling.
Your give a taste? rather, getting a taste again...

It had stopped for a day or so... now here we go again. Pride won't let you let it go will it? You can't say... ok, well we agree to disagree and that's gonna be your downfall... instead you just saddle up and ride on never to look back what kinda trail you're leave.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16562 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, it's official, you have totally lost your mind. Good luck with that.
So you DO admit YOU'VE NEVER HEARD of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for WANTON DISREGARD for HUMAN LIFE,

being rooted in the ancient Hebrew law iconically labeled 'an EYE for an EYE and a TOOTH for a TOOTH.'

TODAY, at F.I.F.T.Y. SOMETHING Y.E.A.R.S. OLD, having been
READING a KING JAMES BIBLE

from AT LEAST THREE CHURCHES, ONE of em MORMONISM, whose church is the
MOST RELIGIOUSLY LITERATE GROUP of CHRISTIANS on E.A.R.T.H.

and you NEVER heard that.

YOU
are a SOCIOPATH and a HABITUAL *L*I*A*R*
because
IT is IMPOSSIBLE
to have LIVED in the UNITED STATES

FIFTY YEARS

and NOT KNOW,
WHERE that SAYING CAME from.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16563 Oct 5, 2012
TELL ME
that YOU have NEVER HEARD of that so I can POST a link with THIRTY SOMETHING PAGES

OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE DOCUMENTS

- just those scanned in or typed in, ONLINE -

on GOOGLE.

SIT at WHATEVER TERMINAL YOU ARE AT and REPRESENT NON-MORMON PSEUDO-CHRISTIANITY,

BY TELLING THE PEOPLE of THIS THREAD, that YOU NEVER HEARD,
of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
of ANY KIND,
mentioned at ANY TIME,
in ANY DOCUMENT CONNECTED
to CHRISTIANITY, it's ROOTS, or it's extant, various literatures.

Tell us that until our LDS APPROVED CLEAR, COOL WATER sprays out onto our keyboards,

as we MIRTHFULLY FOLLOW ALONG with your SCINTILLATING EXPOSE,

on CAPITAL PUNISHMENT as RECORDED in HISTORY, related to the
HOLY BIBLE'S Old Testament, and associated literatures KNOWN to GOOGLE.

Hick.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16564 Oct 5, 2012
bECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT

that Jews, were told not to have same-gender sex or sex with animals.

Or even EACH OTHER.

We've also seen you in here try to D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT

that Jews, were told to MARRY WIDOWS EVEN IF THEY ALREADY HAD A WIFE, so the WOMEN, wouldn't have to go SELL THEMSELVES into EFFECTIVE PROSTITUTION, to SURVIVE.

So TELL US NOW
YOU NEVER HEARD of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
in YOUR LIFE.

And that YOU'RE a FIFTY plus year old AMERICAN.

If YOU ARE ONE
YOU are a LIAR.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16565 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
<quoted text>
HERE'S ANOTHER LOOK at the STOMPING your anti-science, pro-protestant HILLBILLY LYING EXPEDITION got you this round.
http://israelinsider.net/forum/topics/missour...
HICK.
Tell us about the MAN who WRESTLED the man who became ISRAEL, Jacob;
whose NAME was ELOHIM
who WASN'T a MAN
WASN'T ELOHIM
WASN'T WRESTLING with Jacob
because that doesn't fit into your FANTASY about THERE BEING NO EVIDENCE
ELOHIM aka God the Father
IS A MAN
who HAS a BODY.
EXPLAIN to the WHOLE FORUM AGAIN WHY THAT ISN'T RIGHT,
because YOU SAID GOD ISN'T A MAN,
because YOU SAID GOD DOESN'T HAVE A BODY according to GOD
because YOU SAID GOD isn't called ELOHIM by the bible.
Any time.
If you want to believe that, fine. But the problem would be that the Jews who escaped from Masada happened after the resurrection of Christ. Making it impossible to be the Nephites or Lamanites, DUH!!! Epic Fail, Mr. Science, who apparently can't tell time. Where exactly did you get your edumacation, Jethro? Who's the "HICK" now? LOL!!!

Elohim, you biblical moron, isn't a proper name for God. It is Just the Hebrew word used for "God". Even when the Old Testament referred to false gods, they use the word "elohim" for the term "gods".

Example: Jeremiah 7:9
English: Will you steal, murder, and commit adultery and swear falsely, and offer sacrifices to Baal and walk after OTHER GODS that you have not known,

Hebrew: http://biblos.com/jeremiah/7-9.htm

430 [e] "’&#277;·l&#333;· hîm" &#1488;&#1457;&#15 00;&#1465;&#1492;& #1460;&#1445;&#1497; &#1501; gods

Ask any Jew, and they will tell you that the proper for God is "YWHW" or "Yahweh”

If Jacob wrestled with God, he was wrestling with Jesus, who was Jehovah of the old Testament.

Good luck with that "Elohim" story.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16566 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
bECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT
that Jews, were told not to have same-gender sex or sex with animals.
Or even EACH OTHER.
We've also seen you in here try to D.E.N.Y. OUTRIGHT
that Jews, were told to MARRY WIDOWS EVEN IF THEY ALREADY HAD A WIFE, so the WOMEN, wouldn't have to go SELL THEMSELVES into EFFECTIVE PROSTITUTION, to SURVIVE.
So TELL US NOW
YOU NEVER HEARD of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
in YOUR LIFE.
And that YOU'RE a FIFTY plus year old AMERICAN.
If YOU ARE ONE
YOU are a LIAR.
I would be glad explain if I had actually said it, but I don't. You are off your meds again. I don't have to explain your fantasies.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16567 Oct 5, 2012
sportxmouse wrote:
<quoted text>
Your give a taste? rather, getting a taste again...
It had stopped for a day or so... now here we go again. Pride won't let you let it go will it? You can't say... ok, well we agree to disagree and that's gonna be your downfall... instead you just saddle up and ride on never to look back what kinda trail you're leave.
You just do that.:^P
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16568 Oct 5, 2012
In other words, TELL THIS FORUM that YOU NEVER HEARD OF,

nearly the ENTIRE WESTERN and EASTERN ORTHODOX BODY of CHRISTIANIC METAPHYSICS,

ASSUMING the GOD of the BIBLE

issued commands on how those who adhered to Him conduct their breeding and sociological, morality.

You NEVER HEARD of JEWS or MUSLIMS or CHRISTIANS FORBIDDING the practice of BEASTIALITY.

Or of them COMMONLY UNDERSTANDING there were teachings related to

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, in the

ORIGIN DOCUMENTS, of the JUDEO-CHRISTIANIC heritages being principally CHRISTIANIC, JUDAIC, and ISLAMIC peoples.

Through 4,000 years.

Tell us that so we can post simple G.O.O.G.L.E. returns in the SCORES of PAGES of DOCUMENTS,

comprising JUST those we can almost instantly find on the internet.

COMMON

PUBLIC

DOMAIN.

Because really it's so much more sophisticated, far reaching, and free thinking than anything the men who invented... the UNITED STATES or... CATHOLICISM or.... JUDAISM or... THE nearly ENDLESS philosophical societies that have garnered SOME
of their final opinions from the cultures above.

Topix has got a lot of bandwidth so you get out that book from Brigham Young's wife with the story of how that other woman "cut her a look that would freeze ice" or whatever it was, over the "two-and-a-third yards of fine cloth," they were arguing over,

and we'll get to the bottom of Brigham Young's wife being so offended she packed her stuff and left him for another man.

Because none of us have ever heard of a woman having so much sense of how she wanted it, that if she didn't get it, she left her man,

and went and found her one who would give it to her.

We never heard of such.

SO YOU GO FETCH YOUR SCANNER,

and WE'LL READ ALONG
breath abate.

H
I
C
K

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16569 Oct 5, 2012
HOMOMORMON wrote:
TELL ME
that YOU have NEVER HEARD of that so I can POST a link with THIRTY SOMETHING PAGES
OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE DOCUMENTS
- just those scanned in or typed in, ONLINE -
on GOOGLE.
SIT at WHATEVER TERMINAL YOU ARE AT and REPRESENT NON-MORMON PSEUDO-CHRISTIANITY,
BY TELLING THE PEOPLE of THIS THREAD, that YOU NEVER HEARD,
of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
of ANY KIND,
mentioned at ANY TIME,
in ANY DOCUMENT CONNECTED
to CHRISTIANITY, it's ROOTS, or it's extant, various literatures.
Tell us that until our LDS APPROVED CLEAR, COOL WATER sprays out onto our keyboards,
as we MIRTHFULLY FOLLOW ALONG with your SCINTILLATING EXPOSE,
on CAPITAL PUNISHMENT as RECORDED in HISTORY, related to the
HOLY BIBLE'S Old Testament, and associated literatures KNOWN to GOOGLE.
Hick.
Expose away, fantasy man. What a retard.
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16570 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I would be glad explain if I had actually said it, but I don't. You are off your meds again. I don't have to explain your fantasies.
Okay we'll wait while you sort it out

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16571 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
<quoted text>
Okay we'll wait while you sort it out
Don't hold your breath. Or do us all and do.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16572 Oct 5, 2012
*all a favor...

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16573 Oct 5, 2012
By the way, Hosea said that Jacob wrestled with an angel:

Hosea 12:4 (NASB)

4 Yes, he wrestled with the angel and prevailed;
He wept and sought His favor.
He found Him at Bethel
And there He spoke with us,

LOL!!!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16574 Oct 5, 2012
We'll wait while you sort that out, but I won't be holding my breath. LOL!!!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16575 Oct 5, 2012
HOMODANAPAGANISMS wrote:
In other words, TELL THIS FORUM that YOU NEVER HEARD OF,
nearly the ENTIRE WESTERN and EASTERN ORTHODOX BODY of CHRISTIANIC METAPHYSICS,
ASSUMING the GOD of the BIBLE
issued commands on how those who adhered to Him conduct their breeding and sociological, morality.
You NEVER HEARD of JEWS or MUSLIMS or CHRISTIANS FORBIDDING the practice of BEASTIALITY.
Or of them COMMONLY UNDERSTANDING there were teachings related to
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, in the
ORIGIN DOCUMENTS, of the JUDEO-CHRISTIANIC heritages being principally CHRISTIANIC, JUDAIC, and ISLAMIC peoples.
Through 4,000 years.
Tell us that so we can post simple G.O.O.G.L.E. returns in the SCORES of PAGES of DOCUMENTS,
comprising JUST those we can almost instantly find on the internet.
COMMON
PUBLIC
DOMAIN.
Because really it's so much more sophisticated, far reaching, and free thinking than anything the men who invented... the UNITED STATES or... CATHOLICISM or.... JUDAISM or... THE nearly ENDLESS philosophical societies that have garnered SOME
of their final opinions from the cultures above.
Topix has got a lot of bandwidth so you get out that book from Brigham Young's wife with the story of how that other woman "cut her a look that would freeze ice" or whatever it was, over the "two-and-a-third yards of fine cloth," they were arguing over,
and we'll get to the bottom of Brigham Young's wife being so offended she packed her stuff and left him for another man.
Because none of us have ever heard of a woman having so much sense of how she wanted it, that if she didn't get it, she left her man,
and went and found her one who would give it to her.
We never heard of such.
SO YOU GO FETCH YOUR SCANNER,
and WE'LL READ ALONG
breath abate.
H
I
C
K
You do love to put words in peoples mouths. Anyhow, going past your ignorance, the former Ms. Young never remarried. What an idiot.
Father Overtime

Denver, CO

#16576 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Expose away, fantasy man. What a retard.
Laughed milk up my nose after reading that post because in my mind my reflex was to think,
"Inthenameofdanarobertsgo spel, Amen"
HOMODANAPAGANISM S

Yuba City, CA

#16577 Oct 5, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
If you want to believe that, fine. But the problem would be that the Jews who escaped from Masada happened after the resurrection of Christ. Making it impossible to be the Nephites or Lamanites, DUH!!! Epic Fail, Mr. Science, who apparently can't tell time. Where exactly did you get your edumacation, Jethro? Who's the "HICK" now? LOL!!!
Elohim, you biblical moron, isn't a proper name for God. It is Just the Hebrew word used for "God". Even when the Old Testament referred to false gods, they use the word "elohim" for the term "gods".
Example: Jeremiah 7:9
English: Will you steal, murder, and commit adultery and swear falsely, and offer sacrifices to Baal and walk after OTHER GODS that you have not known,
Hebrew: http://biblos.com/jeremiah/7-9.htm
430 [e] "’&#277;·l&#333;· hîm" &#1488;&#1457;&#15 00;&#1465;&#1492;& #1460;&#1445;&#1497; &#1501; gods
Ask any Jew, and they will tell you that the proper for God is "YWHW" or "Yahweh”
If Jacob wrestled with God, he was wrestling with Jesus, who was Jehovah of the old Testament.
Good luck with that "Elohim" story.
From "Jewish Exponent", a description of the event of
THE MAN
WRESTLING with Jacob
who was called ELOHIM

http://www.jewishexponent.com/article/17791/W...

..."If Jacob has not yet discerned that he is striving with something, or someone, more than just a "man," the adversary's entreaty, "Let me go, for dawn is breaking," suggests something supernatural is at play.

The Hebrew word for angel (malakh) is actually not used in the story.

The adversary re-names Jacob as "Israel," which is a play

upon the word meaning "struggled with Elohim,"

and Jacob names the place of the struggle Peni-el, "meaning 'I

have seen Elohim face-to-face and I came out alive.' "

I don't need luck I'm telling the truth.

YOU'RE the one who said GOD ISN'T A MAN.
YOU'RE the one who said GOD CAN'T WRESTLE WITH A MAN.
YOU'RE the one who said GOD IS NOT CALLED ELOHIM.

The ARGUMENTS you MAKE are STANDARD Protestant PROTESTS to the Gospel.

You first DENY GOD is CALLED ELOHIM

then you claim it's ONLY GENERIC; as though that's a defense for claiming it never happened.

ALL of THAT being a way to SIDETRACK from the fact that the scripture also calls God A MAN.

Which you protestants VEHEMENTLY DENY.

You also deny that JESUS CHRIST was a man.

You have so many stories different from the scriptures you don't know where to start.

Because if you did
you would.

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