Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

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GOOGLE JEWISH POLYGAMY

Live Oak, CA

#21230 Mar 5, 2013
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Carol, please show us one place in the Old Testament God commands the Israelite nation to practice polygamy.

I'll wait.
-----

I SHOWED the readers you're a Satanic,

lying sociopath, LYING:

because you CAN.

You: LIE: and say: "The Lord never commanded polygamy."

Denying THIRTY FIVE HUNDRED YEARS' LEVIRATE MARRIAGE
commanded by

GOD

unto the ENTIRE NATION Israel.

----------

Adult men in Israel, under the law of Moses, were commanded to

marry, with some exceptions: civic/military/religious duty, etc.

Therefore the law commanding marriage to wife of a dead brother,

meant polygamy MUST occur:

as it did on a REGULAR basis, being a COMMANDMENT.

Elders were commanded: by GOD: to try to talk men into it: and punish a man who won't.

Deuteronomy 25:

"25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger:
her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.

25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.

25:7 And if the man like not to take his brother's wife,
then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say,
"My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother."

25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;

25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot,

***and spit in his face***,

and shall answer and say,

***"So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house."***

25:10 And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed.
==========

The LAW COMMANDS.

The law commands the Elders to TALK to MEN about why they won't obey

The law commands the punishment be ***THE WOMAN SPIT in HIS FACE***

***The law commands from THEN ON he be known as one who WOULDN'T OBEY

the COMMANDMENT***

Satanically possessed,

heterosexuality hating,

pathological liars, like Dana Robertson, who love that "little boy on lap action", and

will of course try yet to claim it isn't in the Bible.

As we see it clearly is.

=====

Pretending you believe I'm a woman

Pretending you believe I'm from your church

doesn't mean you

haven't been caught:lying pathologically, BECAUSE you CAN:

you ignorant Satanic hick.

Another round of LOLs with exclamation points don't mean

YOU'RE
not
CAUGHT.

You MAKE YOUR LIVING seeming SINCERE.

That's WHAT you DO.

http://tinyurl.com/DanaDoesItForMoney

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21231 Mar 5, 2013
GOOGLE JEWISH POLYGAMY wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah hillbilly. There wasn't ever a misspelling in one of the 40 different VERSIONs of the Bible you claim you can read.
Which one of the many different Bibles do you claim to be reading the COMPLETE word of God in hillbilly? The protestant or the Catholic? The Orthodox?
What you are is an ignorant undereducated stumblebum whose sole interest in literary art is as a form of assaulting someone else.
The fact you make such sweeping yet obviously illiterate statements like 'Muh Bieghbul Muh Bieghbul!"
marks you as a student of:
YORE BIEGHBUL!
You're an ignorant evil slob whose children Darwin's Dog are going to snap up with the offhand ease of God sending punishment down on a clown, four generations.
And Mormons go around saying "BOOK OF MORON! BOOK OF MORON! WE HAVE A BOOK OF MORON FOR MORONS! WE CAN'T SHOW YOU WHERE EVEN ONE CITY OF IT IS, IT HAS 116 PAGES MISSING, AND OVER 4,000 CORRECTIONS, BUT WE HAVE A BOOK OF MORON! WE USE IT TO MILK THE MEMBERS FOR ALL THE MONEY IT'S WORTH!
LITTLEBOYLAPDANC E DANA

Live Oak, CA

#21232 Mar 5, 2013
Stop crying Dana you're giving excommunicate molesters everywhere a bad name.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21233 Mar 5, 2013
GOOGLE JEWISH POLYGAMY wrote:
<quoted text>
-----
I SHOWED the readers you're a Satanic,
lying sociopath, LYING:
because you CAN.
AND I'VE PROVEN to the readers you're a Satanic,
lying sociopath, LYING:
because you CAN.

Oct 7, 12
Dear Dana Robertson
Imagine my shock & horror to discover I am descended from Don Carlos Smith, and ALL the murders! I am proud his wife was Ca's poet laurette (I love to write) and would love to visit her statue & HAVE Her POEMS!
I WILL NO LONGER vote for Romney! Both are Islam-Mosem-Gay supporters!
I would like your help and advice! I DID Keep mormon belief in SELF PRESERVATION (tho never really served the mormons, saved at 10 yrs old). We are determined our family will LIVE awhile!(despite what IS SURELY COMING!)
Hoping for encoureagement and counsel. SO CONFUSED!
In Jesus Christ,
Carol Sutton.

LOL!!!

PRETENDING TO BE A EXMORON, BUT YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE STILL A MORON! BELIEVING IN A BOOK THAT HAS 116 PAGES MISSING AND OVER 4.000 CORRECTIONS, AND THEN CLAIMING IT IS THE "MOST CORRECT BOOK ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH" YES, THE MOST CORRECT BOOK ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH WITH 4,000 ERRORS!

HICK LOGIC 101! LOL!!!
You: LIE: and say: "The Lord never commanded polygamy."
Denying THIRTY FIVE HUNDRED YEARS' LEVIRATE MARRIAGE
commanded by
GOD
unto the ENTIRE NATION Israel.
----------
Adult men in Israel, under the law of Moses, were commanded to
marry, with some exceptions: civic/military/religious duty, etc.
Therefore the law commanding marriage to wife of a dead brother,
meant polygamy MUST occur:
as it did on a REGULAR basis, being a COMMANDMENT.
Elders were commanded: by GOD: to try to talk men into it: and punish a man who won't.
Deuteronomy 25:
"25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger:
her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.
25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.
25:7 And if the man like not to take his brother's wife,
then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say,
"My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother."
25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;
25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot,
***and spit in his face***,
and shall answer and say,
***"So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house."***
25:10 And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed.
==========
Still waiting for you to point out where polygamy is commanded in those verses
And waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the trailer park trash to get a clue..... LOL!!!
LITTLEBOYLAPDANC E DANA

Live Oak, CA

#21234 Mar 5, 2013
That's YOUR name down at the bottom of that page where it says "SEND MONEY HERE", lapdance boy.

What was it you said before they threw you out?

"I was COUNSELING those young men!"

No. It wasn't counseling. It was homosexuality.

And that's NOT your name and address there, where it says "SEND MONEY HERE?"

Yes, it IS your name there where it says "SEND MONEY HERE."
LAP_DANCES_for_D ANA

Live Oak, CA

#21235 Mar 5, 2013
Face it sociopath: you're an excommunicated pervert

trying to make money from dissing the people who
sent you down the road,

to teach your "Lapdance of Heaven" classes at the

Salvation army.

Where the level of intoxicated and mentally ill more closely approximates your idea of "a good love affair."
LAP_DANCES_for_D ANA

Live Oak, CA

#21236 Mar 5, 2013
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Carol, please show us one place in the Old Testament God commands the Israelite nation to practice polygamy.

I'll wait.
-----

I SHOWED the readers you're a Satanic,

lying sociopath, LYING:

because you CAN.

You: LIE: and say: "The Lord never commanded polygamy."

Denying THIRTY FIVE HUNDRED YEARS' LEVIRATE MARRIAGE
commanded by

GOD

unto the ENTIRE NATION Israel.

----------

Adult men in Israel, under the law of Moses, were commanded to

marry, with some exceptions: civic/military/religious duty, etc.

Therefore the law commanding marriage to wife of a dead brother,

meant polygamy MUST occur:

as it did on a REGULAR basis, being a COMMANDMENT.

Elders were commanded: by GOD: to try to talk men into it: and punish a man who won't.

Deuteronomy 25:

"25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger:
her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.

25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.

25:7 And if the man like not to take his brother's wife,
then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say,
"My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother."

25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;

25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot,

***and spit in his face***,

and shall answer and say,

***"So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house."***

25:10 And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed.
==========

The LAW COMMANDS.

The law commands the Elders to TALK to MEN about why they won't obey

The law commands the punishment be ***THE WOMAN SPIT in HIS FACE***

***The law commands from THEN ON he be known as one who WOULDN'T OBEY

the COMMANDMENT***

Satanically possessed,

heterosexuality hating,

pathological liars, like Dana Robertson, who love that "little boy on lap action", and

will of course try yet to claim it isn't in the Bible.

As we see it clearly is.

=====

Pretending you believe I'm a woman

Pretending you believe I'm from your church

doesn't mean you

haven't been caught:lying pathologically, BECAUSE you CAN:

you ignorant Satanic hick.

Another round of LOLs with exclamation points don't mean

YOU'RE
not
CAUGHT.

You MAKE YOUR LIVING seeming SINCERE.

That's WHAT you DO.

http://tinyurl.com/DanaDoesItForMoney
LAP DANCES are COUNSELING

Live Oak, CA

#21237 Mar 5, 2013
How many times have you been caught "counseling" young men to "just give it a try?"

That's called GROOMING young men

when you try to be persuasive and claim it's all about selling religious literature,

then teach them your "new expanded love" doctrine on your couch.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#21238 Mar 5, 2013
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>She is 65 yr old trailer park trash from Colton Ca who's husband has left her for a better looking wife. She can't find anyone who is willing to even spend this life with her, let alone eternity. That is why she is so bitter.
So sad

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#21239 Mar 5, 2013
GOOGLE JEWISH POLYGAMY wrote:
<quoted text>You proved who you are when you came online insulting people you don't know, demanding "PROOF" as your standard for religious patterns in a religion DEFINED by faith.

You have the entirety of Latter-Day Saint theology yet you claim you don't know what I believe.

That's the work of a disingenuous liar.

You kneel before whomever and whatever you think's going to get you what you want.

Like I said: you've got intellectual glow of a hooker.
Blah blah blah. The more you talk, the less sense you make. So you're a Mormon then? Or a hooker? Go make me some money, hoe!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21240 Mar 5, 2013
LITTLEBOYLAPDANCE DANA wrote:
That's YOUR name down at the bottom of that page where it says "SEND MONEY HERE", lapdance boy.
What was it you said before they threw you out?
"I was COUNSELING those young men!"
No. It wasn't counseling. It was homosexuality.
And that's NOT your name and address there, where it says "SEND MONEY HERE?"
Yes, it IS your name there where it says "SEND MONEY HERE."
Did you blow your sons today, trailer park trash?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21241 Mar 5, 2013
LAP_DANCES_for_DANA wrote:
Face it sociopath: you're an excommunicated pervert
trying to make money from dissing the people who
sent you down the road,
to teach your "Lapdance of Heaven" classes at the
Salvation army.
Where the level of intoxicated and mentally ill more closely approximates your idea of "a good love affair."
And doing donkey shows in Mexico is the closes you'll ever get to having sex again.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21242 Mar 5, 2013
LAP_DANCES_for_DANA wrote:
<quoted text>
-----
I SHOWED the readers you're a Satanic,
lying sociopath, LYING:
because you CAN.
You: LIE: and say: "The Lord never commanded polygamy."
Denying THIRTY FIVE HUNDRED YEARS' LEVIRATE MARRIAGE
commanded by
GOD
unto the ENTIRE NATION Israel.
----------
Adult men in Israel, under the law of Moses, were commanded to
marry, with some exceptions: civic/military/religious duty, etc.
Therefore the law commanding marriage to wife of a dead brother,
meant polygamy MUST occur:
as it did on a REGULAR basis, being a COMMANDMENT.
Elders were commanded: by GOD: to try to talk men into it: and punish a man who won't.
Deuteronomy 25:
"25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger:
her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.
25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.
25:7 And if the man like not to take his brother's wife,
then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say,
"My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother."
25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;
25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot,
***and spit in his face***,
and shall answer and say,
***"So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house."***
25:10 And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed.
==========
The LAW COMMANDS.
The law commands the Elders to TALK to MEN about why they won't obey
The law commands the punishment be ***THE WOMAN SPIT in HIS FACE***
***The law commands from THEN ON he be known as one who WOULDN'T OBEY
the COMMANDMENT***
Satanically possessed,
heterosexuality hating,
pathological liars, like Dana Robertson, who love that "little boy on lap action", and
will of course try yet to claim it isn't in the Bible.
As we see it clearly is.
=====
Pretending you believe I'm a woman
Pretending you believe I'm from your church
doesn't mean you
haven't been caught:lying pathologically, BECAUSE you CAN:
you ignorant Satanic hick.
Another round of LOLs with exclamation points don't mean
YOU'RE
not
CAUGHT.
You MAKE YOUR LIVING seeming SINCERE.
That's WHAT you DO.
http://tinyurl.com/DanaDoesItForMoney
Just like your church, ignorant and nothing new, showtime in 15 minutes! LOL!!!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#21243 Mar 5, 2013
MORMON CHILD FUCKER wrote:
How many times have you been caught "counseling" young men to "just give it a try?"
That's called GROOMING young men
when you try to be persuasive and claim it's all about selling religious literature,
then teach them your "new expanded love" doctrine on your couch.
What's wrong, Carol? Sons wouldn't give you any today? Time to go visit Mexico! LOL!!!
Just Sayin Too

Live Oak, CA

#21244 Mar 5, 2013
You're a chip off the old child molesting

cross dressing trannie queen

standing proudly

in all that silk and gold,

with that bible in your hand.

LiLBoY LaP Dances forDANA

Live Oak, CA

#21245 Mar 5, 2013
What's the matter Dana got your hand stuck in a

little boy's zipper

and can't dial the woman you claim I am,

and threaten her for beating you down on the internet

in an argument about religion?

Try to dial with one hand. I'll wait.

Meanwhile I checked on your bullshoot claim about polygamy:
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Carol, please show us one place in the Old Testament God commands the Israelite nation to practice polygamy.

I'll wait.
-----

I SHOWED the readers you're a Satanic,

lying sociopath, LYING:

because you CAN.

You: LIE: and say: "The Lord never commanded polygamy."

Denying THIRTY FIVE HUNDRED YEARS' LEVIRATE MARRIAGE
commanded by

GOD

unto the ENTIRE NATION Israel.

----------

Adult men in Israel, under the law of Moses, were commanded to

marry, with some exceptions: civic/military/religious duty, etc.

Therefore the law commanding marriage to wife of a dead brother,

meant polygamy MUST occur:

as it did on a REGULAR basis, being a COMMANDMENT.

Elders were commanded: by GOD: to try to talk men into it: and punish a man who won't.

Deuteronomy 25:

"25:5 If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger:
her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.

25:6 And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel.

25:7 And if the man like not to take his brother's wife,
then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say,
"My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother."

25:8 Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her;

25:9 Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot,

***and spit in his face***,

and shall answer and say,

***"So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house."***

25:10 And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed.
==========

The LAW COMMANDS.

The law commands the Elders to TALK to MEN about why they won't obey

The law commands the punishment be ***THE WOMAN SPIT in HIS FACE***

***The law commands from THEN ON he be known as one who WOULDN'T OBEY

the COMMANDMENT***

Satanically possessed,

heterosexuality hating,

pathological liars, like Dana Robertson, who love that "little boy on lap action", and

will of course try yet to claim it isn't in the Bible.

As we see it clearly is.

=====

Pretending you believe I'm a woman

Pretending you believe I'm from your church

doesn't mean you

haven't been caught:

lying pathologically,

BECAUSE you CAN:

you ignorant Satanic hick.

Another round of LOLs!! with exclamation points, don't mean

YOU'RE
not
CAUGHT.

You MAKE YOUR LIVING seeming SINCERE.

That's WHAT you DO.

http://tinyurl.com/DanaDoesItForMoney

You're STILL CAUGHT being a LYING SOCIOPATH,

LYING BECAUSE you CAN.
DANA DOESNT DARE DIAL

Live Oak, CA

#21246 Mar 5, 2013
So much for "It's not in My BuYBle, BIgH MIY BUKS!"

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#21247 Mar 5, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
<quoted text>
Yet you ovoid mine like the plague. What does that say about you?
You didn't ask me a question and you didn't challenge any statement I made asking for an answer. Keep dancing...

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#21248 Mar 5, 2013
No Surprise wrote:
<quoted text>You didn't ask me a question and you didn't challenge any statement I made asking for an answer. Keep dancing...
I'm not much of a dancer. Can you use the scientific method to dispute the existence of God?

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#21249 Mar 5, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
<quoted text>
Must have gotten you confused with someone else on here. Still. There is no definitive proof to support your claim.
I have one for you. The BOM speaks of elephants. Science and everyone has denied their existence in the Americas except for Mastodons.
So I did a quick search and found a picture I was looking for. Go to the following link and drop down to photo #8. Judge the site how you may, the site has it's own theories and aren't mine. But the picture proves Smith correct and science incorrect.
http://www.richardcassaro.com/suppressed-by-s...

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