Masturbation
Andrew

Brooklyn, NY

#1 Aug 28, 2012
Is it really so bad?
Ariel

Miami, FL

#2 Aug 29, 2012
No...
If it was so bad I would be dead now...
hehehe...
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#3 Aug 30, 2012
Frijoles, how comes you have not already made a post to this thread?

You are a master of the topic and in fact you have made it into an art form. Your mastery is both in the literal sense of the word and of course verbally.

Confession, I am teasing you.

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4 Sep 8, 2012


* The Natural, Normal, and Traditional Sexual Morality of the Talmud *
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The constant accusation that the Talmud is in any way sexually immoral or impure is one of the biggest lies ever told. Why? I've studied the ENTIRE Babylonian Talmud for many years and found it to be very sexually moral, more so than most forms of Christianity. In reality, the Rabbis of the Talmud were very strict about personal sexual behavior. For example, the Talmud insists that a husband may only have sex with his wife in total darkness. Any outside light source illuminating the interior of the marital bedroom was prohibited. Marital love even by the moonlight was seen as sinful and wrong. This is not to say the Rabbis were repressed in any way. Indeed, they come off as quite wise and down-to-earth about sexual matters. Their frank discussions of animal breeding practices would probably make a young girl blush, but their old-fashioned chivalry and respect for women prove the point that these Rabbis represented sort of an ancient version of the Anglo-Saxon country Gentleman.


* The Talmudic Opposition to the Devil's 'Handshake'*
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Because of the traditional Jewish respect for self-discipline and self-control, the Talmud's attitude towards masturbation was far different than today's Christian tolerance and acceptance of a sexual act still defined in the dictionary as self-abuse, or self-defilement. The Rabbis of the Talmud considered any man (or boy) who masturbated as being 'worthy of death'. Here is the relevant Talmudic verses and their blatant condemnation of that secretive method the Devil uses to shake your hand.


== The Jewish Talmud's References about Masturbation ==

Rabbi Ammi stated: "He who excites himself by lustful thoughts will not be allowed to enter into the Presence of the Holy One, blessed be He.' For here it is written,'Was evil in the sight of the LORD,' and elsewhere it is written,'For You are not a God that takes pleasure in wickedness and evil shall not sojourn with You.'"

- Jewish Talmud, Niddah 13b

Eleazar stated: "Who are referred to in the Scriptural text,'Your hands are full of blood?' Those that commit masturbation with their hands."

- Jewish Talmud, Niddah 13b

It was taught at the school of Rabbi Ishmael,'You shall not commit adultery,' implies,'You shall not practice masturbation with either hand or with foot.'

- Jewish Talmud, Niddah 13b
The Expert

Princeton, KS

#5 Jan 19, 2013
omg i havnt been ble to jozz in 4 days and i hate it pretty soon im jist going to give up
The Expert

Princeton, KS

#6 Jan 19, 2013
ok just did ot nd most ive ever been able to do it shot 2 fest
way
Senior Chavez

Lake Ariel, PA

#8 Feb 4, 2013
YO MASTURBATION IS THE KEY TO LIVING LIFE ETERNALLY. PUT THOSE PENISES IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!! If it makes you feel better there's a penny in it for ya!!! It feels sooo good! ;)
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#10 Feb 6, 2013
HughBe wrote:
Frijoles, how comes you have not already made a post to this thread?

You are a master of the topic and in fact you have made it into an art form. Your mastery is both in the literal sense of the word and of course verbally.

Confession, I am teasing you.
Hugh is a homosexual.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#11 Feb 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Hugh is a homosexual.
not that there is anything wrong with that

““You must not lose faith ”

Since: Jun 11

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#12 Feb 9, 2013
It's relative and depends f.i. on the first girlfriends viewpoint.
If she for instance knew this:
Fact 1.)HFCS is very bad for the body. It makes you stupid for one.
Fact 2.)
Fructose surrounds sperm, so a natural way to get rid of this detrimental substance, coinciding with other substances like putricense and cadaverine that the blood will transport to exit, all as breakdown products of amongst others cell-growth promoting glycogene that will however also benefit from putricense in the short term.

Normally it would take about 2.7 years from a first kiss to an actual first sexual experience.
I wonder what would happen with this period of time if those facts became better known.

““You must not lose faith ”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#13 Feb 9, 2013
So it could actually make men smarter.
(Though how often depends on how much fructose ammasses there and is consumed)

Well Andrew, how often can you take " you must think i want to become stupid, you can keep your fructose and necro-sperm!"

I haven't come across an article yet as to what women can ejaculate, to keep in the same terms.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#14 Mar 1, 2013
Masturbation is a lot better than rape, incest or adultery. I thin it's okay with God, you have to have an outlet for your sexuality somewhere.

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