The Funniest Dogma of them ALL...

Since: Jan 12

United States

#23 Sep 23, 2012
gee, the jw pr rep ''mad jw'' must be out of gas again..... all he has is to side step.

gosh, i wonder if someone is paying him...

would the jw gov body ever hire anyone "worldly", like an "atheist", to 'represent' them?

would they hire atheist lawyers to represent them in court and pay them big bucks to try to win?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#24 Sep 23, 2012
One of the few things funnier than the dogma are its supporters- like DementedDee, who has to spiral down deeper and deeper into her imagination when trying to prop it back up....then it topples on her...

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#25 Sep 23, 2012
MadJW makes these silly posts because he stands in awe of 20571point428571. 20571point428571 has Mad convinced that the Watchtower has been infiltrated by imposters, and Mad is so overwhelmed that all he can post now is nonsense.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#26 Sep 23, 2012
Hey- Admiral Funnyman- THAT is funny!

Long time no see; refugee from that idiot 'JW' site?

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#27 Sep 23, 2012
Mad, why don't you read some of 20571point428571's posts. He makes more sense than the Watchtower.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#28 Sep 24, 2012
My focus never has, nor ever WILL be on men, Ad!
TRY it someday!

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#29 Sep 24, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
My focus never has, nor ever WILL be on men, Ad!
TRY it someday!
. And yet ! you judge man..24/7???
Lannymac

New Iberia, LA

#30 Sep 24, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
My focus never has, nor ever WILL be on men, Ad!
TRY it someday!
Yeah right, poppycock dribble coming from a cultist who has to hope and pray the men at the WTS don't change the rules on when JWs can wipe their butts.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#31 Sep 24, 2012
LannyTheTranny & Mara.
What a CUTE couple!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#32 Sep 24, 2012
More Trinibabble-

My nature decides what I can do. I can raise my hand, for instance, because that action
goes with human nature; I can eat, laugh, sleep, think, because each of those actions goes with human nature. I cannot lay an egg, because that goes with bird nature; if I bite a man,
I do not poison him, because that goes with snake nature; I cannot live underwater, because that goes with fish nature. But though it is my nature which decides what actions are possible to me, I do them, I the person; nature is the source of our operations, person does them.Applying this beginning of light to the being of God, we can say that there is but one divine nature, one answer to the question “What is God?”, one source of the divine operations.
But there are three who totally possess that one nature. To the questions “Who are you?” each of the three could give his own answer,
Father or Son or Spirit. But to the question “What are you?” each could but answer “God,”
because each totally possesses the one same divine nature, and nature decides what a being is.Because each possesses the divine nature, each can do all that goes with being God. Because each is God, there is no inequality, either in being or operation. It is necessary here to be accurate, upon two points especially.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#33 Sep 24, 2012
Coprolitic Nature.

Since: Jan 12

United States

#34 Sep 24, 2012
hey mad jw, i was just wondering...
does the jw gov body ever hire atheist lawyers to defend them in court?

i asked the question before but you babbled something not related to the question.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#35 Sep 24, 2012
RBR is like DementedDee- she can only divert spewing her fat, pompous Judgment.
LPMFYF

San Jose, CA

#36 Sep 25, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Coprolitic Nature.
Speaking of dinosaurs...

Did dinosaurs exist before man?
Did dinosaurs exist before original sin?
Did dinosaurs die?
Did dinosaurs reproduce?
Did dinosaurs eat un-bled meat?
Did dinosaurs kill?
Why did dinosaurs have teeth?

How about sharks?

Since: Jan 12

United States

#37 Sep 25, 2012
lets make sure we got this straight.

the father his word and his spirit are ONE GOD, not two, and christians who believe that;

1... love him with their whole heart
2... so they feed the starving children
3... give the children clothes
4... give them medical aid and build hospitals
5... build orphanages and schools

on the other hand jehovah's witnesses;

1... claim the holy spirit and the word of god are not god
2... call names to those worshipping the father his word and his spirit
3... call names to those feeding the starving children
4... go door to door inviting people to submit to their false prophet leadership with the FAKE COMING OF JESUS in 1874 and again in 1914.
5... hire atheists to defend them in court
under cover agent

United States

#38 Sep 25, 2012
Admiral Kolchak wrote:
MadJW makes these silly posts because he stands in awe of 20571point428571. 20571point428571 has Mad convinced that the Watchtower has been infiltrated by imposters, and Mad is so overwhelmed that all he can post now is nonsense.
SSSHHHHH,Pipe down.Im working under cover at bethal HQ.Im walking around with a wire and getting some good Intell on the scam the wt has.Them folks in there are living in a buble. I got to go now,Im sitting in in a need to know GB special meeting.Later, Over and out!!!!!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#39 Sep 25, 2012
LPMFYF wrote:
<quoted text>
Speaking of dinosaurs...
Did dinosaurs exist before man?
Did dinosaurs exist before original sin?
Did dinosaurs die?
Did dinosaurs reproduce?
Did dinosaurs eat un-bled meat?
Did dinosaurs kill?
Why did dinosaurs have teeth?
How about sharks?
Very good points- disbelieve the Bible because of them?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#40 Sep 25, 2012
RBR:]lets make sure we got this straight.
the father his word and his spirit are ONE GOD, not two, and ....

That's ALWAYS been your problem- getting ANYTHING straight.
If Jesus is God, and Jehovah is God- saying they are "One" God doesn't MAKE it so.

If Obama and his twin brother were both president- there would be TWO Presidents...
...and you're forgetting your Holy Ghost-God!

So as soon as you open your MOUTH, your feet fly in.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#41 Sep 25, 2012
Genesis 1:1- In the beginning The Gods created the heavens and the earth. 2 - Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the God-the-Ghost was hovering to and fro over the waters. 26-Then the Triune Majesty said, "Let us make man in our images, in our likenesses: they too, will have a Triune Personality!- RCV
dr of religion

United States

#42 Sep 25, 2012
LPMFYF wrote:
<quoted text>
Speaking of dinosaurs...
Did dinosaurs exist before man?
Did dinosaurs exist before original sin?
Did dinosaurs die?
Did dinosaurs reproduce?
Did dinosaurs eat un-bled meat?
Did dinosaurs kill?
Why did dinosaurs have teeth?
How about sharks?
Them are some very good questions.Bible thumpers always change the subgect when they cant answer the creation question.They say human and animals are at the most 10,000 years old when scientist have found bones of dinosaurs that are millions of years old.The bible is a book written by dehydrated goat herders for control.It worked.Now days we have more sense tahn to fall for it yet there are many revvvvvands that are clinging to their power over their "Flock".

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