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The Watchtower is opening a theology college!

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Since: Sep 10

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#1 Sep 19, 2013
Can you imagine that? No more arm-chair spiritual garbage from the governing body. A JW can earn a bachelor or even a doctorate degree in theology. An enrolled JW will be able to take ckasses in biblical languages, omilitic, social sciences and exegesis. Upon graduation, a JW will be able to his or her own books about the JW religion. How about an expose on John 1:1? That too. This graduate will be free to write a book on that subject also. Wow! The Watchtower is not a cult after all. JWs have true Christian freedom. I heard that Prince will be offering his talents to sing his own solo songs about Jehovah in any kingdom hall. Wow! Isn't that good news?

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#2 Sep 19, 2013
Welcome to Bethel College of Theology!

Since: Sep 10

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#3 Sep 19, 2013
This school of theology will be fully accredited. For a B.S. degree, a student has to fulfill 120 credits. For the PHD in theology, a student has to fulfill an additional 100 credits in biblical Greek and Hebrew. Wow, where are they going to get professors to teach in that school? Are there JWs with PHD' s in theology or biblical languages?
Cary Grant

Saugerties, NY

#4 Sep 19, 2013
A special relationship needs a helping hand during the next two weeks. You need to have a quiet word with this person so you can sort out a minor niggle or reach a better understanding. Alternatively, the coming fortnight may mark a watershed in your relationship as it moves from one stage to another.
jace

Clinton, MD

#5 Sep 19, 2013
Cary Grant wrote:
A special relationship needs a helping hand during the next two weeks. You need to have a quiet word with this person so you can sort out a minor niggle or reach a better understanding. Alternatively, the coming fortnight may mark a watershed in your relationship as it moves from one stage to another.
Why does it require 2 weeks, with all the available information it should only be 7-10days. This will be based on the relationship created. Do you have an documented examples you can provide?

thanks
Remnant143999

Albuquerque, NM

#7 Sep 19, 2013
Great! Will the classes be on line ,and will it be free?
jace

Clinton, MD

#8 Sep 19, 2013
Remnant143999 wrote:
Great! Will the classes be on line ,and will it be free?
Reg pioneers will be free
Tao itness

United States

#9 Sep 19, 2013
some of the classes will be, spiritual warfare: deceiving to further gods interests.
old light new light: how to blame God for theological mistakes.
Jehovah is watching! how to create slaves through fear.
blocking heaven: how to convince millions of people that the New Testament does not apply to them!
this and much more! learn how to avoid uncomfortable direct questions,, problem solving: learn how the governing body avoids uncomfortable statistics such as epidemic depression with and their ranks , incessantly tell them they are the happiest people on earth! the art of blame: you will learn how to blame Jehovah Satan and opposers for all your misteps! getting the Bible to agree with your own lunacy, learn how to take snippets and out of context obscure and abstract scriptures and string them together to agree with any of the ology date or teaching you can contrive!
please note if you plan to attend you must obtain a parking pass 3 months in advance at the theocratic ministry school!
Tao itness

United States

#10 Sep 19, 2013
and don't forget! keeping Caesars things, avoiding taxation through the donation arrangement, special guest speaker Jimmy Swaggart!
Tao itness

United States

#11 Sep 19, 2013
also putting words in Jesus mouth, learn how to convince people a generation and a short. Of time last over a century!
take Jesus prophecy about the Gentile times that clearly applies to 70 CE and get people to believe it applies 2 over 600 years earlier!
also getting experts to agree with you, learn how to take experts in the field of the ology, history or any other field you need to agree with you by taking them completely out of context!
Remnant143999

Albuquerque, NM

#12 Sep 20, 2013
We started out being Bible students ,but when the wtbts found out there was no money in it they went to be a printing corp. Now these diploma mills are popping up and are very lucrative so nowthe wtbts wants a piece of the pie. Plus the wtbts are tax exempt. Jesus taught, better to build kingdom halls and schools than taking care of the needy.
sonny

Suva, Fiji

#13 Sep 20, 2013
Theological college? HHmm interesting, can students question their lecturers if they have doubts or they just all nod their heads in agreement.

Theological college? But Armageddon?

Ohh i get it that is where they will train the resurrected faithful of old with watchtower doctrines.
jace

Clinton, MD

#14 Sep 20, 2013
Tao itness wrote:
some of the classes will be, spiritual warfare: deceiving to further gods interests.
old light new light: how to blame God for theological mistakes.
Jehovah is watching! how to create slaves through fear.
blocking heaven: how to convince millions of people that the New Testament does not apply to them!
this and much more! learn how to avoid uncomfortable direct questions,, problem solving: learn how the governing body avoids uncomfortable statistics such as epidemic depression with and their ranks , incessantly tell them they are the happiest people on earth! the art of blame: you will learn how to blame Jehovah Satan and opposers for all your misteps! getting the Bible to agree with your own lunacy, learn how to take snippets and out of context obscure and abstract scriptures and string them together to agree with any of the ology date or teaching you can contrive!
please note if you plan to attend you must obtain a parking pass 3 months in advance at the theocratic ministry school!
See you guys are just BADDD

Such Great syllabus from the wt
jace

Clinton, MD

#15 Sep 20, 2013
Remnant143999 wrote:
We started out being Bible students ,but when the wtbts found out there was no money in it they went to be a printing corp. Now these diploma mills are popping up and are very lucrative so nowthe wtbts wants a piece of the pie. Plus the wtbts are tax exempt. Jesus taught, better to build kingdom halls and schools than taking care of the needy.
Bingo!!!
jace

Clinton, MD

#16 Sep 20, 2013
sonny wrote:
Theological college? HHmm interesting, can students question their lecturers if they have doubts or they just all nod their heads in agreement.

Theological college? But Armageddon?

Ohh i get it that is where they will train the resurrected faithful of old with watchtower doctrines.
You could get your WT scholarship withdrawn

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