Lord's Prayer- according to CHURCHianity!

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“You REALLY believe that???”

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Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Title.
May the Rapture come,
may our will be done,
In heaven ,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day,
our daily wealth,
And forgive us our tresspasses,
but not of the unbelievers.
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the Mad JW wrote:
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Title.
May the Rapture come,
may our will be done,
In heaven ,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day,
our daily wealth,
And forgive us our tresspasses,
but not of the unbelievers.
This shows how ignorant of the word of God you are Mad, the real lords prayer can be found in John 17:1 - 11

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may our will be done,
In heaven ,
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Very, very funny!
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Gareth wrote:
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Very, very funny!
so Gods word is a Joke then gareth? so when you start to use it to back up the watchtower teachings we cannot take you seriously then can we ?
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Not funny but sad that anyone can twist scripture for his own amusement, and you think that is funny? Shows how far from God you both are !

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Gareth wrote:
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Very, very funny!
Yeah, real funny to make fun of God's word!

Ya'll really don't get it do you?

Sad! I will pray for you both!

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the Mad JW wrote:
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Title.
May the Rapture come,
may our will be done,
In heaven ,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day,
our daily wealth,
And forgive us our tresspasses,
but not of the unbelievers.
You know, it is people like you and quite a few others that I am soooooooooooooooo glad I am not a JW. You really make them look bad MadJW. can you not find anything else to do with your time, other than making fun of God's word?
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dee wrote:
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Not funny but sad that anyone can twist scripture for his own amusement, and you think that is funny? Shows how far from God you both are !
7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
7:17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
7:18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
7:19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
"Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire."
Those who fail to bear "good fruit" will be "hewn down, and cast into the fire."
7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them
We see the fruit produced by the MOCKER and we see what scripture says about rotten fruit.Can a person get any more rotten then when they stoop to mock God's word and Christ's prayer?Then we have those so ignorant they paqrtake in his sin by laughing as if he said something clever but we know this God's word says

And I tell you this, you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak. 37 The words you say will either acquit you or condemn you.

Let them mock and let them laugh on judgement day things won't be so funny , now is all they got.
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who="Gareth"]
Very, very funny!

wow./ gareth i think you just showed your true colors.

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the Mad JW wrote:
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Title.
May the Rapture come,
may our will be done,
In heaven ,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day,
our daily wealth,
And forgive us our tresspasses,
but not of the unbelievers.
Hi, all, just wanted to let you know this is a classic Straw-man argument.
One generally uses the Straw-man, not to demonstrate where the opponents beliefs are flawed, but to misrepresent the opponents beliefs to make them look flawed.

It's best used when your opponent's argument for their beliefs are to strong, and you don't have a good counter argument.

Rejoice when your opponent uses the straw-man argument against you.

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May 4, 2009
 
LOLOLO!
I just quoted the Lord's Prayer in Churchese!
I thought you churchoids would be ENCOURAGED by
it, heh, and would start using it yourselves!

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May 4, 2009
 
Jesus said (in the mind of gullible
churchoids)"Hallowed be MY Name", for
they ignore the Name of Jesus' God,
and pretend to honor ONLY Christ's!

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May 4, 2009
 
the Mad JW wrote:
LOLOLO!
I just quoted the Lord's Prayer in Churchese!
I thought you churchoids would be ENCOURAGED by
it, heh, and would start using it yourselves!
NO, you are making fun of God's word.

I will pray for you.

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May 4, 2009
 
Save your prayers; the True God does not listen
to Liars, Hollie.

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Save your prayers; the True God does not listen
to Liars, Hollie.
Are you calling me a liar? uh..........

AND LURKERS TAKE NOTE OF THIS POST OF MADJW'S AND OF THIS THREAD.........AND OF MADJW.

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May 4, 2009
 
Yes, indeedee!
The worst KIND: one who lies about
God and Christ.

You may be a nice person- but you want no
part of Truth- just Church Tradition.

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Yes, indeedee!
The worst KIND: one who lies about
God and Christ.
You may be a nice person- but you want no
part of Truth- just Church Tradition.
Ok, proof..........everyone see it?

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May 4, 2009
 
LOLOLOLO!
THAT is the PROBLEM; you see nothing!

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LOLOLOLO!
THAT is the PROBLEM; you see nothing!
I love you MADJW, you make it so easy!

:)

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May 4, 2009
 
What Satan has done is put Jesus verses Jehovah, or Jehovah up against Jesus, that is what I see in the trinity debate, but the holy spririt has long been forgotten, but that don't matter to the ol snake, he still has the duo God of Jesus and Jehovah, and we argue about it, when Jesus said who he was, why he came here, and who is God was, yes Jesus had a God, who could that be, it certainly wasn't Satan.

Matt 6:9

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