If churchoids went door-to-door...heh!
dr of religion

United States

#673 Sep 21, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
MuchPhonierNow- why not tell us what you believe about God now- and let's SEE how much a 'Christian' YOU are.
Take off those robes, and set aside the gavel for a few!
I know what would scare the mcjeebys out of jw's.If I sneek to their hall when nobodys there and Remove them little skinny windows and install a huge 10' wide by 8' high window without a shade on it.Then when they show up to read the wt printed crap as usual they will freak out.Covering their eyes and screaming oh we're exposed, Help!!! Help!!!!!! Satan!!!! Help!!!!!!

“Surprised By Love”

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#674 Sep 21, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
MuchPhonierNow- why not tell us what you believe about God now- and let's SEE how much a 'Christian' YOU are.
Take off those robes, and set aside the gavel for a few!
Feel free to judge me based on my comments on this board. I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness, so I don't have to respond to any questions from you or any man. Isn't freedom of speech and thought a fantastic thing?

“By grace you have been saved”

Since: May 09

Stockport, UK

#675 Sep 21, 2012
much happier now wrote:
Isn't freedom of speech and thought a fantastic thing?
It's just absolutely fabulous!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#676 Sep 21, 2012
much happier now wrote:
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Feel free to judge me based on my comments on this board. I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness, so I don't have to respond to any questions from you or any man. Isn't freedom of speech and thought a fantastic thing?
Yes- I thouroughly enjoy it- altho I doubt it in YOUR case, since you HIDE what you now believe.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#677 Sep 21, 2012
Freedom of thought is what Satan was banking on.
"You CERTAINLY WON'T die!"
dr of religion

United States

#678 Sep 21, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
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Yes- I thouroughly enjoy it- altho I doubt it in YOUR case, since you HIDE what you now believe.
You kind of hide in the shadows like a rat.If the GB knew you were here they would barbecue your assss!!!!!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#679 Sep 21, 2012
DocCrap is sauced.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#680 Sep 22, 2012
Ding-dong!

Churchoid: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!

Me: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you know the God and Father of Jesus Christ?

Churchoid: Well, Jesus IS God...

Me: See what I mean?
dr of religion

United States

#681 Sep 22, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Ding-dong!
Churchoid: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!
Me: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you know the God and Father of Jesus Christ?
Churchoid: Well, Jesus IS God...
Me: See what I mean?
Ring a ling,Im clean shaven dont have a beird and Im wearing a monkey suit, are you impressed? I have colorful pamphlets and a scripted thing to say so dont interupt me or I'll loose my place.Im suppose to tell you how bad the world is and how we're close to the end. yeah even closer than 1975 was.Do ya gotta spare dollar cause I had to buy all this crap in my handy little bag out of my own pocket. Please help me out Im a pitaful bastard!!!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#682 Sep 22, 2012
Thus, DocCrap sets a high standard for his fellow idiots to live up to.
dr of religion

United States

#683 Sep 22, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Thus, DocCrap sets a high standard for his fellow idiots to live up to.
I see I hit a nerve again? sorry kid I speak the truth and you know it.Its not hard to figure out a simple minded cult.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#684 Sep 22, 2012
Ding-dong!

Churchoid: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!

Me: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you believe God tortures trillions daily in Hellfire?

Churchoid: Yes- the Bble SAYS so.
Me: REALLY? Show me.

Churchoid: "We have to go."

“By grace you have been saved”

Since: May 09

Kilmarnock, UK

#685 Sep 22, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Ding-dong!
Churchoid: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!
Me: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you know the God and Father of Jesus Christ?
Churchoid: Well, Jesus IS God...
Me: See what I mean?
Reality

Christian: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!

Mad: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you know the God and Father of Jesus Christ?

Christian: In truth, you don't need to come to our church. God will meet with you wherever you choose. Yes, we know and love the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. The good news is that Jesus Christ died for your sins so that you can have eternal life. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your own personal Saviour?

Mad: Don't give me that coprolite.(Door slams)

See what I mean?

Since: Nov 11

Edwardsville, IL

#686 Sep 23, 2012
Stanley Walker wrote:
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I, too, can I easily tear apart the dogma of the clergy
And I heard another voice from heaven saying,“Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues.”-- Rev 18:4
I am already out.
Jesus dragged me screaming and kicking away from 35 years in Jehovah’s Witnesses and, just by reading the Scriptures alone, I came to a saving faith by grace alone, through faith alone, in Jesus Christ alone.
I meet and fellowship with other local Christians of a like mind, but I am no part of Christendom, and no part of Churchianity, I am not a member of any man made religion or denomination.
And yet people here try and persuade me that I can’t be a Christian unless I join something or other.
Well, I am a member of the body of Christ, the one true Church. What is good enough for Jesus Christ is good enough for me.
All organized religions and denominations have been infiltrated by Freemasonry. They have an agenda. They are the agents of bringing in the One World Religion.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are in for a terrible shock when their man made religion goes down with the rest of them.
Who will they turn to then?

“Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. Also we have come to believe and know that You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.”-- John 6:67-69
There is only One to turn to and that is Jesus Christ.
Why wait until the Kingdom Halls are destroyed? Turn to Jesus Christ today.
Christendom is the pretence or fake Kingdom of Christ on earth originally founded by Emperor Constantine. Later the Holy Roman Empire in the west of Europe and the Byzantine Empire in the east of Europe.
Basically, Christendom is the uniting of Church and State. Blatant spiritual fornication.
Strictly speaking Christendom is the false Kingdom of Christ on earth, the uniting of Church and State.
It is Christendom not Christianity that is apostate.
Christendom and Christianity are not the same.
Christendom is false.
Christianity is true.
Christianity is following the teachings of Jesus Christ and His apostles as outlined in the New Testament.
With the persecution of Christianity from the outset, by both the Jews and the Roman Empire, from the first century through to the fourth century, followed by the formation of apostate Christendom under Roman Emperor Constantine (well, if you can’t beat them, infiltrate them), true Christians from the outset saw meeting in small groups in secret as their way of life, thus their apparent invisibility (oxymoron intended).
Hi Stanly, I 100% agree with you that one does NOT need to belong to any church or denomination for Salvation because true Salvation is found ONLY through Christ. And in order to find this, you must know Christs words through the Holy Bible. Having said this, I have to tell you that NOT all churches have a one world religion agenda.
I have been to many churches in my life and do find that many of them are missing key things in their worship, first and mostly, they miss inviting the HS to worship and in their lives. Yeah, they preach Salvation through Christ and God loves you etc... but the HS is never invited to walk in and among the services and the peoples lives.
I am very fortunate to have found a church which does focus not only on God's love and sacrifice through coming to know Christ and obedience, but also this congregation believes in and practices asking God's HS to come into our lives, our works and our services. NO this is not a 'holy roller' or charismatic' church, it is a simple Holy God, Holy living and HS based church. We teach/learn love for all, obedience to God, Salvation through Christ, community service and missionary service.
Not all churches are lost.
Blessings!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#687 Sep 23, 2012
Ding-dong!

Stanley: Good Afternoon! We'd like to invite you to our church!

Mad: I admire your zeal- but why should I? Do you know the God and Father of Jesus Christ?

Stanley: Jesus is God- the Father is one of the Divine Essences that make up the Trinity! In truth, you don't need to come to our church. God will meet with you wherever you choose- even McDonald's. The good news is that Jesus Christ switched bodies for your sins so that you can have eternal life. Of course, since you have an Immortal Soul- you already HAVE it- butcha can go to HEAVEN, man!Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your own personal Saviour?

Mad: A long time ago. Have you accepted Jehovah as the ONLY true God?

Stanley: I gotta go! Bye!(Runs away)

See what I mean?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#688 Sep 23, 2012
"This good news of the KINGDOM will be preach in the entire earth- and THEN the End will come!"

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#689 Sep 23, 2012
So far- all of you have only VERIFIED my claim: that you have NO real good news to SHARE with ANYONE!

You don't believe Jesus DIED- for he was ALIVE.
You don't believe he was resurrected- he just SWITCHED BODIES!
You think the 'good news' of the Kingdom is your 'invitations' Heaven!
AND you deny his God and Father!

Thanks for PROVING what I say!
dr of religion

United States

#690 Sep 23, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
"This good news of the KINGDOM will be preach in the entire earth- and THEN the End will come!"
Igot news for ya einstein,With our tecnology we have, The whole world has been preached to. "Stay alive til 75" Hah?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#691 Sep 23, 2012
Thank you, DocCrap- for verifying my claim, too!

“By grace you have been saved”

Since: May 09

Leicester, UK

#692 Sep 23, 2012
beckyss wrote:
I am very fortunate to have found a church which does focus not only on God's love and sacrifice through coming to know Christ and obedience, but also this congregation believes in and practices asking God's HS to come into our lives, our works and our services.
Cherish your church Becky. That is precious. I didn't mean to imply that all churches are the same. I try to draw a distinction between Christendom, Churchianity and Christianity. There are countless Christian churches like your own, and I didn't mean to say otherwise.

Remember, too, that I evangelize Jehovah's Witnesses on this board and they do have that relevant question of "Where else is there to go?" They are correct to avoid Christendom, the state controlled churches with a political agenda, Churchianity normally has an abundance of non-believing social church attendees just going through the motions for the sake of appearance and it is sometimes difficult, in some areas, to find vibrant Christian churches like you have found.

I find it important to stress on this board, to active Jehovah's Witnesses wrestling with doubts about the organization, that there is a real Christian alternative that does not belong to Christendom and/or Churchianity.

The first step is for them to accept Jesus alone as Saviour and then pray for guidance to be directed to local Christians.

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