If churchoids went door-to-door...heh!

If churchoids went door-to-door...heh!

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“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#1 Aug 28, 2011
What would they preach?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#2 Aug 28, 2011
That Jesus was KINDA dead for 3 days, and then 'resurrected' Himself by re-entering his human corpse- and now reigns as the Godman in Heaven?
Tacan Dan

United States

#3 Aug 28, 2011
What do Jehovah's Witnesses teach?

Jehovah's Witnesses teach lies!

It's a cult!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#4 Aug 28, 2011
Would they do it if PAID?
Tacan Dan

United States

#5 Aug 28, 2011
the Mad JW wrote:
Would they do it if PAID?
Do they pay Jehovah's Witnesses to preach lies?

What? Do they skim a little off the "donations?"

Since it's a "donation" who would know?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#6 Aug 28, 2011
Would they actually OPEN their Bibles, for a change?
Tacan Dan

United States

#7 Aug 28, 2011
the Mad JW wrote:
Would they actually OPEN their Bibles, for a change?
No one ever became a Jehovah's Witness by reading the bible.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#8 Aug 28, 2011
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How would YOU ever know?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#9 Aug 28, 2011
(He never opened one, and would NEVER go door to door, since he has nothing to preach)

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#10 Aug 28, 2011
If churchoids went door-to-door...would they ask for tithes?
Tacan Dan

United States

#11 Aug 28, 2011
the Mad JW wrote:
If churchoids went door-to-door...would they ask for tithes?
What's the difference between tithes and donations in a cult defender's mind?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#12 Aug 28, 2011
You should answer that- since you're in a cult.

(He doesn't know the difference- what a surprise!)
SOS

Berlin, Germany

#13 Aug 28, 2011
the Mad JW wrote:
(He never opened one, and would NEVER go door to door, since he has nothing to preach)
3 points i would like to make,

#1 THE NWT IS NOT A BIBLE.

#2 EVEN IF IT WAS A BIBLE THE FIRST THING A JW HANDS A HOUSEHOLDER IS WT LITERATURE WITH WT THEOLOGY.

#3 YOU PREACH WT THEOLOGY AND NOT THE BIBLE.

NOW GO F*CK YOURSELF.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#14 Aug 28, 2011
This is likely the funiest of all the topix- since churchoids are not driven by the spirit; they could NEVER preach and teach to the public- as the early Christians did...
Tacan Dan

United States

#15 Aug 28, 2011
the Mad JW wrote:
You should answer that- since you're in a cult.
(He doesn't know the difference- what a surprise!)
I am not a Jehovah's Witness!

Apparently you don't know the difference, that is why you ignorantly defend Satan's organization, the Jehovah's Witnesses.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#16 Aug 28, 2011
OOOO, ANOTHER snake has crawled out of the brush!
Hi, Sauced!

If YOU two went door-to-door, the Devil would rejoice!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#17 Aug 28, 2011
Their message would be: Go to church or the Triune God will BBQ you FOREVER!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#18 Aug 28, 2011
(This topic really IS a joke...)

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#19 Aug 28, 2011
Would they pray for God to save you?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#20 Aug 29, 2011
The Mormon kiddie elders on bikes are PAID to- and "have" to do it only for 2 years.

You NEVER see any older than THEM at your door!

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