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“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#1 Sep 6, 2012
Churchoid - Confess and believe that jesus was sent from God and that he sacrified himself and died for our sins, so that we can recieve forgiveness.

They want to believe that's all there is TO it! Just say the Magic Words!
(And yet they DON"T believe he died- but lived on as an 'immortal' soul!)

Thus the clergy keep them going to church, and giving 10% of their incomes and/or donations...because they can do anything they WANT and be saved!

Yayyy-YEAH! No WONDER they hate our message so much!

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#3 Sep 6, 2012
Have YOU accepted JEEEE-ZUZ as YOUR Personal Zombie who switched bodies for you?

(Church receipt for 'Salvation')

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#4 Sep 6, 2012
Do any of you churchoids want EXAMPLES of some of the requirements from the scriptures to ignore?

“Bustin' Myths”

Since: Dec 09

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#5 Sep 6, 2012
Not from you mad.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#6 Sep 6, 2012
Who asked you, MythLovers?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#7 Sep 7, 2012
No One wants to know?
Praise the Lords! heh

“Bustin' Myths”

Since: Dec 09

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#8 Sep 7, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Who asked you, MythLovers?
You did. I am a part of the "any of you".

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#9 Sep 7, 2012
Aren't you atheist?

“Bustin' Myths”

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#10 Sep 8, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Aren't you atheist?
No

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#11 Sep 8, 2012
TOOK you long enough?
Agnostic?

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#12 Sep 8, 2012
I like to have SOME idea about whom I have serious conversation with, MB!

It's been a long time we have joked back & forth!

My name's Mike.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#13 Sep 8, 2012
Churchoids meet NONE of them.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#15 Sep 8, 2012
Never stopped.
Haven't Auxed for years.

“Bustin' Myths”

Since: Dec 09

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#16 Sep 9, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
TOOK you long enough?
Agnostic?
I have a life off of this board. No, I am not an agnostic.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#17 Sep 9, 2012
Then just what ARE you?

“Bustin' Myths”

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#18 Sep 10, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Then just what ARE you?
I am a lot of things. One thing I am not, is a jw.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#19 Sep 10, 2012
Another is that you are HIDING.

Since: Aug 12

Tacoma, WA

#20 Sep 10, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Churchoid - Confess and believe that jesus was sent from God and that he sacrified himself and died for our sins, so that we can recieve forgiveness.
They want to believe that's all there is TO it! Just say the Magic Words!
(And yet they DON"T believe he died- but lived on as an 'immortal' soul!)
Thus the clergy keep them going to church, and giving 10% of their incomes and/or donations...because they can do anything they WANT and be saved!
Yayyy-YEAH! No WONDER they hate our message so much!
You first say "Confess and believe that Jesus was sent from God and that he sacrified himself and died for our sins, so that we can receive forgiveness." I agree with this.

Then you turn around and drop half of it when accuse "Churchoids" "They want to believe that's all there is TO it! Just say the Magic Words!" Just the sentence before you had it right Confess AND Believe but then you forget the believe part and accuse people or thinking that confessing is all they think is required. Why the inconsistency?

“Bustin' Myths”

Since: Dec 09

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#21 Sep 10, 2012
the Mad JW wrote:
Another is that you are HIDING.
I will not give one iota of personal information on an internet forum, especially this one.

“EXPOSING CHURCHianity!”

Since: Oct 07

Seattle, WA

#22 Sep 11, 2012
I agree, MB- thus my Avatar- just asking your church, so that I will understand you better- I ridicule ONLY the ridiculers.

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