Al-EX the Phallocentric,buttboy buford started this sh*tbum topic that befits his name!!
In his smelly wooden cottage in his deprived neighbourhood he cant afford a bidet to wash his smelly ass, so being an inept woodworker he uses "used" sandpaper instead of toilet paper.
during those painful moments he comes up with his butt-toilet humour!
I'm not a Muslim who lives in fear of hellfire because he might not be shitting and wiping his ass in the "perfect" Allah/Mohammad approved fashion, which is what this entire exercise in "Muslim bathroom etiquette" has been about, namely, the tyranny of "submission" to MOHAMMADANISM, not that you have EVER addressed this form of slavery; you'd much rather shit on Christianity while providing NOTHING of value.
Take your meds.