Can i be a Muslim and eat Pork with w...

Can i be a Muslim and eat Pork with wine ?

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Shushang Tenzing

Europe

#1 Oct 31, 2012
I eat pork daily and drink wine with Soda.I'm also drink Cofee and keep dog in home.I'm sexing without marrying daily and i'm also never beat up my wife.I always pee stand up and wipe my ass with tissue paper in toilet,I always wear underwear and always take bath,not only before doing Yoga and Tao Worship.Can i be a Muslim and keep eating Pork in Mosque ?

“M.A....Rise”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#2 Oct 31, 2012
A joking moron like you can not be a muslim

You can polish muslim guys's shoes better, that would be very good faith for you!

You can also open your mouth to take our spit LOL
Shushang Tenzing

Europe

#3 Oct 31, 2012
Egyptian_lad wrote:
A joking moron like you can not be a muslim
You can polish muslim guys's shoes better, that would be very good faith for you!
You can also open your mouth to take our spit LOL
Remember we Chinese can blow a little Mecca in minutes through our new age missiles and you'd not know what happened it'd happen so quick,don't mess with us.Shining your shoes ha ha if you've shoes from Pork leather then i'll shine'em and if your sister will spit on my mouth then'll take it and she'd love me too i bet ,she'd love my porksword.
Full Monty

Lawrenceville, GA

#5 Nov 5, 2012
Shushang Tenzing wrote:
I eat pork daily and drink wine with Soda.I'm also drink Cofee and keep dog in home.I'm sexing without marrying daily and i'm also never beat up my wife.I always pee stand up and wipe my ass with tissue paper in toilet,I always wear underwear and always take bath,not only before doing Yoga and Tao Worship.Can i be a Muslim and keep eating Pork in Mosque ?
It seems like you have all the bases covered.

“M.A....Rise”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#6 Nov 5, 2012
Shushang Tenzing wrote:
<quoted text> Remember we Chinese can blow a little Mecca in minutes through our new age missiles and you'd not know what happened it'd happen so quick,don't mess with us.Shining your shoes ha ha if you've shoes from Pork leather then i'll shine'em and if your sister will spit on my mouth then'll take it and she'd love me too i bet ,she'd love my porksword.
remember that your tartar chinese invaders were cut by muslims in middle east LOL
Full Monty

Lawrenceville, GA

#7 Nov 5, 2012
Shushang Tenzing wrote:
I eat pork daily and drink wine with Soda.I'm also drink Cofee and keep dog in home.I'm sexing without marrying daily and i'm also never beat up my wife.I always pee stand up and wipe my ass with tissue paper in toilet,I always wear underwear and always take bath,not only before doing Yoga and Tao Worship.Can i be a Muslim and keep eating Pork in Mosque ?
Its a matter of taste. Would you prefer moo-shu pork, twice cooked pork, ants climbing tree pork, for happiness pork, spareribs, fried pork with spring onions or from the other side of the muslim table for discerning palettes, dog, sheep, donkey, monkey and a lot of left hand action before prayer.
Dharma bhai

Europe

#8 Nov 12, 2012
Pork is nice
muslim

Coleraine, UK

#9 Nov 12, 2012
Dharma bhai wrote:
Pork is nice
Hindu eats his god! How does it taste? LOL
Rauf lala

Europe

#10 Nov 12, 2012
Allah is yummy mmmhh
Adam Hashmi

London, UK

#11 Dec 28, 2012
Egyptian_lad wrote:
A joking moron like you can not be a muslim
You can polish muslim guys's shoes better, that would be very good faith for you!
You can also open your mouth to take our spit LOL
LOL! Very FUNNY Response Brother! Hell he can open his mouth for my shit!
Adam Hashmi

London, UK

#12 Dec 28, 2012
Shushang Tenzing wrote:
I eat pork daily and drink wine with Soda.I'm also drink Cofee and keep dog in home.I'm sexing without marrying daily and i'm also never beat up my wife.I always pee stand up and wipe my ass with tissue paper in toilet,I always wear underwear and always take bath,not only before doing Yoga and Tao Worship.Can i be a Muslim and keep eating Pork in Mosque ?
If you like Pork so much, why don't you have a nibble on my Pork Sausage? LOL!

“Proud Southerner”

Since: May 07

Israel, betach b'HaShem!

#13 Dec 28, 2012
Shushang Tenzing wrote:
I eat pork daily and drink wine with Soda.I'm also drink Cofee and keep dog in home.I'm sexing without marrying daily and i'm also never beat up my wife.I always pee stand up and wipe my ass with tissue paper in toilet,I always wear underwear and always take bath,not only before doing Yoga and Tao Worship.Can i be a Muslim and keep eating Pork in Mosque ?
I'm sure they'll be happy to have you, LMAO.
CustardChucker

Preston, UK

#14 Dec 28, 2012
Adam Hashmi wrote:
<quoted text>
If you like Pork so much, why don't you have a nibble on my Pork Sausage? LOL!
If you want another man to nibble your di<k then that would make you homosexual, which unfortunately for you under Mohammed's Sharia law is punishable by death.
How would you like to go? Public stoning perhaps?

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