The Quran as toilet paper

The Quran as toilet paper

Posted in the Islam Forum

First Prev
of 4
Next Last
Not an Insane Muslim

Portland, OR

#1 May 18, 2013
I purchased the Koran, care the pages out and leave it next to the toilet so it can be used for the best purpose is made! The women use their right hand and cleanup there monthly with it also Mohammed was such a liar! And Islam is false.
Pork Chop

United States

#2 May 19, 2013
Not an Insane Muslim wrote:
I purchased the Koran, care the pages out and leave it next to the toilet so it can be used for the best purpose is made! The women use their right hand and cleanup there monthly with it also Mohammed was such a liar! And Islam is false.
i agree
Reader

AOL

#3 May 20, 2013
Pork Chop wrote:
<quoted text>
i agree
Everyone with a brain agrees.
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#4 May 21, 2013
SalaamZ LOL! I pulled out an old bible to use as rolling papers...exquisite! burns slow! and embelished the flavor of my favorite smokable materialz.Have you Burned the word of God lately? its like haveing a two years supply of free rolling paperZ.LOL! Cheerz
Daniel

London, UK

#5 May 21, 2013
Toilet paper is no good for the Quran. Muhammad never used toilet paper. He wiped his ass with his left hand. That was the hand on which the Quran was written.

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#6 May 21, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
.Have you Burned the word of God lately?
No, never. I've burnt plenty of Koran's though, you know, the book the Devil wrote with the help of Mohammed, his great deceiving prophet.
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#7 May 21, 2013
supersonic boom wrote:
<quoted text>
No, never. I've burnt plenty of Koran's though, you know, the book the Devil wrote with the help of Mohammed, his great deceiving prophet.
SalaamZ! Subsonic Buum. LOL! I see you,re still posting the same old bovine-excriment in the hopes of saveing some poor soul from converting to the only religion sanctioned By GOD-Himself! Prove me wrong my little hamfed wench.LOL! Cheerz
Seeker

Lowell, MA

#8 May 21, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text> Prove me wrong my little hamfed wench.LOL! Cheerz
If you are stating your opinion, isn't it up to you to prove yourself right rather than others proving you wrong? Why do you have basic logic completely backwards? Who taught you basic reasoning? Obviously, nobody ever has, or you would never say such a thing.
Seeker

Lowell, MA

#9 May 21, 2013
Daniel wrote:
Toilet paper is no good for the Quran. Muhammad never used toilet paper. He wiped his ass with his left hand. That was the hand on which the Quran was written.
Don't forget about when he said do not wipe your bum with bones, for bones are food for the jinn. Jinn hang around graveyards and garbage dumps. It sounds hysterical, but I'm not kidding at all.
Simon

UK

#10 May 21, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text> SalaamZ! Subsonic Buum. LOL! I see you,re still posting the same old bovine-excriment in the hopes of saveing some poor soul from converting to the only religion sanctioned By GOD-Himself! Prove me wrong my little hamfed wench.LOL! Cheerz
Yes go on, prove to us that islam is the only religion sanctioned by God himself, unless you think that 'God' loves underage sex, pillage and murder

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#11 May 21, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text> SalaamZ! Subsonic Buum. LOL! I see you,re still posting the same old bovine-excriment in the hopes of saveing some poor soul from converting to the only religion sanctioned By GOD-Himself! Prove me wrong my little hamfed wench.LOL! Cheerz
Aah, Rabbid. If the drivel I write stops just one person signing up to your religion of Satan then my work on earth is done.
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#12 May 22, 2013
supersonic boom wrote:
<quoted text>
Aah, Rabbid. If the drivel I write stops just one person signing up to your religion of Satan then my work on earth is done.
Salaamz SB. LOL! Then it appears that the days of your meaningful posts are comeing to an abrupt end yes!? CheerZ
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#13 May 22, 2013
Seeker wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are stating your opinion, isn't it up to you to prove yourself right rather than others proving you wrong? Why do you have basic logic completely backwards? Who taught you basic reasoning? Obviously, nobody ever has, or you would never say such a thing.
Salaamz PS LOL! According to whom!? CheerZ

“Twoof, a true act of ignorance”

Since: Jun 09

Canada

#14 May 22, 2013
I have too much respect for my azz to allow the koran to touch it.
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#15 May 22, 2013
Simon wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes go on, prove to us that islam is the only religion sanctioned by God himself, unless you think that 'God' loves underage sex, pillage and murder
Salaamz Si'mone & Salutations. EX; Prior to the dawn of mankind,The Almighty(ALLAH) implanted in our consciousness a primordial awarness of HIM-ALONE as God-Almighty,then drew the veil upon our eyes.But provided us with inate answers to vital questions and a faith in things undeniable.Present day,we see all the misled religions owned and operated by men.Mainstream crosstianity,Owned and operated by the Vatican.Branched-christianitie s,owned and operated by pompus priests and ministerz.Tele-Evangelical crosstianity,owned and operated by media-ministerz.Budha-ism,bein g turned from philosophy into religous dogma,etc,etc.Yet The Almightys religion cannot nor will it ever be owned and operated by men,for it is truly HIS! and it is WE who must humble ourselves and move toward the Host-Of-heaven by our concious deeds and faith,unencumbered by trivial dogmas,seeking from Him-Alone those things that truely vouchsafe our souls. Look within yourself,you may find some of these keys. CheerZ

“Twoof, a true act of ignorance”

Since: Jun 09

Canada

#16 May 22, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text>Salaamz Si'mone & Salutations. EX; Prior to the dawn of mankind,The Almighty(ALLAH) implanted in our consciousness a primordial awarness of HIM-ALONE as God-Almighty,then drew the veil upon our eyes.But provided us with inate answers to vital questions and a faith in things undeniable.Present day,we see all the misled religions owned and operated by men.Mainstream crosstianity,Owned and operated by the Vatican.Branched-christianitie s,owned and operated by pompus priests and ministerz.Tele-Evangelical crosstianity,owned and operated by media-ministerz.Budha-ism,bein g turned from philosophy into religous dogma,etc,etc.Yet The Almightys religion cannot nor will it ever be owned and operated by men,for it is truly HIS! and it is WE who must humble ourselves and move toward the Host-Of-heaven by our concious deeds and faith,unencumbered by trivial dogmas,seeking from Him-Alone those things that truely vouchsafe our souls. Look within yourself,you may find some of these keys. CheerZ
If you took 10 babies and isolated them from society they would grow up and not believe in your gawd.

The gawd myth is perpetuated by brainwashing and brainwashing alone.

Thanks for playing!

You may go BOOM now.
Rabbeen Al Jihad

Salt Lake City, UT

#17 May 22, 2013
Porkpie Hat wrote:
<quoted text>
If you took 10 babies and isolated them from society they would grow up and not believe in your gawd.
The gawd myth is perpetuated by brainwashing and brainwashing alone.
Thanks for playing!
You may go BOOM now.
Salaamz P H. LOL! I do so love it when you wax intelligent.If you were to place yourself into an isolation tank,within hours you would become a true believer from the visitations originateing from your own graymatter.Coincidence? LOL! Cheerz
Seeker

Lowell, MA

#18 May 22, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text>Salaamz P H. LOL! I do so love it when you wax intelligent.If you were to place yourself into an isolation tank,within hours you would become a true believer from the visitations originateing from your own graymatter.Coincidence? LOL! Cheerz
You honestly cannot be serious. But the problem is, is that you are. THAT'S the problem.

“Twoof, a true act of ignorance”

Since: Jun 09

Canada

#19 May 22, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text>Salaamz P H. LOL! I do so love it when you wax intelligent.If you were to place yourself into an isolation tank,within hours you would become a true believer from the visitations originateing from your own graymatter.Coincidence? LOL! Cheerz
Oh look, a dodge from boom (in a crowded mall) boy!

Who woulda thunk!

Keep living the fallacy jihad joe!
UK Soldier

Sunderland, UK

#20 May 22, 2013
Rabbeen Al Jihad wrote:
<quoted text>Salaamz P H. LOL! I do so love it when you wax intelligent.If you were to place yourself into an isolation tank,within hours you would become a true believer from the visitations originateing from your own graymatter.Coincidence? LOL! Cheerz
You do realise your in for a shock, as there is no allah or god.

You cower behind a hateful religion that is more of an instruction manual of how to kill and hate then a the word of a non-existent god.

If there was a god, do you really think that in this vast vast universe he would constantly support Islam on this little tiny planet?

No, you are a coward like all muslims and the world has woken up to the black plague spreading...sorry mate.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 4
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Islam Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
News Islam Will Conquer Italy and the Entire West (Sep '10) 2 min Faith_Michigan 487,267
News Who Is Allah? (Aug '07) 6 min bmz 248,182
News London Set To Elect Muslim Mayor With Ties To E... 17 min True Teller 28
How dumb can a muslim get? 1 hr Rusty Tin Can 30
Citizenship suspended for muslims 2 hr The Proclaimer 64
JM: Thanks for al the fun, friends ! (May '14) 3 hr Bombardier 118
Tom W Fontaine _ nothing less than an ICON 3 hr Bombardier 2
More from around the web