Windows computer running slow help re...

Windows computer running slow help required

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Maryam

UK

#1 Aug 17, 2013
I think swerty has put a virus on mine. What programs can I use to scan for virus / spyware? What other tips for speeding up machine please?

Since: Dec 07

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#2 Aug 17, 2013
Windows doesn't run well when there are bad smells in the air. Try taking a shower and see if that helps.

Get real, Swerty didn't put a virus on your computer. If you are going to make such idiotic statements, don't be surprised that you get treated like an idiot.

Most likely you picked up a virus by visiting pornographic sites. Shame on you maryam.
PATX

Carmel, ME

#3 Aug 17, 2013
Try Microsoft Security Essentials. Just remember, muslims didn't invent Microsoft. Also, try defragging your computer using your Accessories System Tools.

Now never say a Texas didn't offer to help, even though I don't wash my hands after taking a piss-because I don't piss on my hands. And if you would stop washing your feet 15 times a day and praying 10 times a day, you might have time to do maintenance on the PC.
Dharma bhai

Los Angeles, CA

#4 Aug 17, 2013
PATX wrote:
Try Microsoft Security Essentials. Just remember, muslims didn't invent Microsoft. Also, try defragging your computer using your Accessories System Tools.
Now never say a Texas didn't offer to help, even though I don't wash my hands after taking a piss-because I don't piss on my hands. And if you would stop washing your feet 15 times a day and praying 10 times a day, you might have time to do maintenance on the PC.
lol

“PROUD INFIDEL”

Since: Nov 08

The Crusades got it right!

#5 Aug 18, 2013
Ravenclaw wrote:
Windows doesn't run well when there are bad smells in the air. Try taking a shower and see if that helps.
Get real, Swerty didn't put a virus on your computer. If you are going to make such idiotic statements, don't be surprised that you get treated like an idiot.
Most likely you picked up a virus by visiting pornographic sites. Shame on you maryam.
LMAO!!

Maryam must be on the same porn sites as Sarah.
PATX

Carmel, ME

#6 Aug 18, 2013
She hasn't been back since the cry for help. Maybe she picked up a cyber-disease. If she has been opening any of Tom's sites, it's bound to happen.

Then again, sometimes the greater power in the universe does a little payback. Stranger things have happened. Snicker, snicker.
Randy

Kansas City, MO

#7 Aug 18, 2013
Maryam wrote:
I think swerty has put a virus on mine. What programs can I use to scan for virus / spyware? What other tips for speeding up machine please?
Mine runs slow too. There is a very real possibility the MODS selectively sabotage contributions of posters they do not sympathize with.
Randy

Kansas City, MO

#8 Aug 18, 2013
... or who do not sympathize with their zionist's mindset.

Since: Dec 07

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#9 Aug 18, 2013
Randy wrote:
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Mine runs slow too. There is a very real possibility the MODS selectively sabotage contributions of posters they do not sympathize with.
LOL

Between the porn sites you frequent and your use of a proxy, are you really surprised you are slow? I recall warning you about that. Just another case of you reap what you sow. Now go shave your palms, that looks disgusting.
Randy

Kansas City, MO

#10 Aug 18, 2013
Ravenclaw wrote:
... I recall warning you about that.
Running your mouth again he LIAR!

You never said anything of the sort and anyways, I've never used a proxy in my life.

Run along Joe!
Randy

Kansas City, MO

#11 Aug 18, 2013
Oh and I've never ever been to a porno site either, LIAR>

PROVE your allegations, LIAR!

Since: Dec 07

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#12 Aug 18, 2013
I don't really have to prove it, you've taken care of that for me. Thanks jizzysten!
Maryam

Morecambe, UK

#13 Aug 18, 2013
Ravenclaw: for starters I don't take advice from people who watch Harry Potter. Windows don't get clean with a dry tissue you need LIQUID - water at least, remember that for yourself please! ;-)

PATX: thanks. Perhaps if Muslims invented Microsoft we wouldn't have viruses. Since I only need to pray 5 times a day (not 10 as you stated wrongly) I should have time for maintenance. You leave the machine to defrag or virus scan - I hope you don't sit there for hours watching the screen?

Since: Dec 07

Location hidden

#14 Aug 18, 2013
Maryam wrote:
Ravenclaw: for starters I don't take advice from people who watch Harry Potter. Windows don't get clean with a dry tissue you need LIQUID - water at least, remember that for yourself please! ;-)
PATX: thanks. Perhaps if Muslims invented Microsoft we wouldn't have viruses. Since I only need to pray 5 times a day (not 10 as you stated wrongly) I should have time for maintenance. You leave the machine to defrag or virus scan - I hope you don't sit there for hours watching the screen?
Your loss, you missed out on some great reading. Of course, you wouldn't want to take a chance on learning anything.

You still don't know what my hygiene habits are, and constantly making reference just shows you suffer from a freaky fetish. You live in a Western country, I'm sure the welfare you get will cover a psychiatrist.

Funny how all the communicable diseases are running rampant in islamic countries, and not Western countries. You should actually educate yourself. 17,000 children in Egypt die every year from diarrhea due to unclean water. That's just in one muslim country.

There's a reason you have to get extra vaccines when going to the ME. Great big shots in your bum. It's because you are dirty and don't clean yourselves properly. It's because you don't wash your hands after playing with your behinds. It's because you defecate in and around your fresh water supply.

Proud American

Indianapolis, IN

#15 Aug 18, 2013
Maryam wrote:
Perhaps if Muslims invented Microsoft.
Hilarious, unintentionally, I'm sure.
Uppity Me

Springfield, NJ

#16 Aug 18, 2013
Maryam wrote:
I think swerty has put a virus on mine. What programs can I use to scan for virus / spyware? What other tips for speeding up machine please?
Hi Maryam
You should back up all your important files on an external drive. Check them. Then use your recovery disks to reformat your computer. It will be like when you bought it.
Learn how to do recoveries since there is probably no other way to get viruses off of your computer.
Also set your brower to maximum security. If you don't know how then learn how to do this. It won't stop trouble but it helps.
PATX

Carmel, ME

#17 Aug 19, 2013
That's what I would do. Set my "brower" to maximum security, and add "speel" check.
Maryam

Morecambe, UK

#18 Aug 19, 2013
I just installed "swerty sweeper" it sweeps out all the junk from the hard drive and then swerty commits suicide and jumping into the CPU fan.
Tom Fontaine

United States

#19 Aug 19, 2013
Maryam wrote:
I just installed "swerty sweeper" it sweeps out all the junk from the hard drive and then swerty commits suicide and jumping into the CPU fan.
You have to reinstall the driver's head first.
george whyte

Kansas City, MO

#20 Aug 19, 2013
Maryam wrote:
I think swerty has put a virus on mine. What programs can I use to scan for virus / spyware? What other tips for speeding up machine please?
I wouldn't heed any of these damn trolls' advices if I were you.

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