advice 4 hateful kafir woman on this forum

Created by abba on Oct 16, 2012

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marry a muslim man

stop insultin r prophet (PBUH)

start respecting islam

watch ur mouths

stop ur disgrasing ways an drinking

wear hijjab for modisty

above all (is my pick 4 you)

Pak Jatt Soorma

Donvale, Australia

#374 Nov 16, 2012
abba, do u even lift?

Since: Aug 12

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#375 Nov 17, 2012
While the entire world is convinced that incestuous marriage is harmful and should be stopped, the Muslim clerics are denying it and say that all such medical reports are concocted. They argue that, as Allah has permitted the Muslims to marry their first cousins, hence it can never be harmful. But the good news is that the Gulf nation Qatar is going to discontinue the Islamic tradition of marrying cousins. It is going to implement a mandatory blood test for both the bride and the groom, before marriage and to prohibit marriage if the blood samples are found to contain same DNA.muslims are sub human, were carrying use evil lot, once the oil goes,you go
abba wrote:
<quoted text>ur dum.all u kafirs r!
go reed the qur'an and striaghtan ur lives up.all of u.

“not that tom!”

Since: Sep 10

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#376 Nov 17, 2012
aiesha s wrote:
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One thing the vid doesn't tell us is: which psych ward was she taken to?
LOLOLOL!
Lol...allah certainly made that one extra deficient!
Dumb Bint!

“Freedom, NOT islam.”

Since: Feb 11

Birmingham UK

#378 Nov 17, 2012
Thunder-Girl wrote:
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Hi Jules, you gotta see this one. It still cracks me up!
http://youtu.be/YKOYYoC8CYw
ROFLMFAO. Wow, Thunder, this is F*CKING hilarious. I have certain theories about her motives.
1) She was busting for a crap, but after a hard days prayer and quran reading, couldnt work out where the ladies rest room is. She screams to allah for guidance (she has to scream because alla is quite some distance away). In the best interests of tradition, allah didnt come, he sent help instead. Kuffar security places her under close arrest and leads her off to the detention area, where (hopefully for the muslima) they will have toilets. Unfortunately, allah took so long to send help that she had already shit herself!

Theory 2)
She is just some mad muxxie minger who has been serviced a little too regularly by the imam and the mullah - and probably the mufti too. Her brain, having been mostly eaten away by syphilis, simply stopped functioning altogether.....a common feature among islamics. She had almost certainly filled her pants in this scenario too.

“PROUD INFIDEL”

Since: Nov 08

The Crusades got it right!

#379 Nov 17, 2012
Jules in the UK wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMFAO. Wow, Thunder, this is F*CKING hilarious. I have certain theories about her motives.
1) She was busting for a crap, but after a hard days prayer and quran reading, couldnt work out where the ladies rest room is. She screams to allah for guidance (she has to scream because alla is quite some distance away). In the best interests of tradition, allah didnt come, he sent help instead. Kuffar security places her under close arrest and leads her off to the detention area, where (hopefully for the muslima) they will have toilets. Unfortunately, allah took so long to send help that she had already shit herself!
Theory 2)
She is just some mad muxxie minger who has been serviced a little too regularly by the imam and the mullah - and probably the mufti too. Her brain, having been mostly eaten away by syphilis, simply stopped functioning altogether.....a common feature among islamics. She had almost certainly filled her pants in this scenario too.
LOL!

It's that high pitch scream, aaaaaallllllaaaaaahuuuuuu akbar! Hillarious! It's like she's trying to instill the fear of the moon god on the kuffar. Didn't work though, the kuffar security guards took her away. I hope she's stuck eating ham sandwiches in jail.

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#380 Nov 17, 2012
Pak Jatt Soorma wrote:
abba, do u even lift?
I've heard he's a shirt lifter.
aiesha s

Sydney, Australia

#381 Nov 17, 2012
supersonic boom wrote:
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I've heard he's a shirt lifter.
U beat me to it, SB! LOL

So this song is dedic8ed to Abba:

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#382 Nov 18, 2012
aiesha s wrote:
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U beat me to it, SB! LOL
So this song is dedic8ed to Abba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-4qAY3ruzBIXX
Bloomin' hilarious. Good find Aiesha.

“PROUD INFIDEL”

Since: Nov 08

The Crusades got it right!

#383 Nov 18, 2012
aiesha s wrote:
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U beat me to it, SB! LOL
So this song is dedic8ed to Abba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-4qAY3ruzBIXX
LOL!! Good one.
abba

Mesquite, NV

#384 Nov 19, 2012
swerty wrote:
While the entire world is convinced that incestuous marriage is harmful and should be stopped, the Muslim clerics are denying it and say that all such medical reports are concocted. They argue that, as Allah has permitted the Muslims to marry their first cousins, hence it can never be harmful. But the good news is that the Gulf nation Qatar is going to discontinue the Islamic tradition of marrying cousins. It is going to implement a mandatory blood test for both the bride and the groom, before marriage and to prohibit marriage if the blood samples are found to contain same DNA.muslims are sub human, were carrying use evil lot, once the oil goes,you go
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ur stupad swerty. not even 10percant of worldwide marriges r like that retard.stop telling crap bout islam.my county very few r like that.but it happans in holeworld.more an more dont do that now.if u have dna then it matchs pig monkey combo.haha.mabe ur cousins should not have married those animals.haha
abba

Mesquite, NV

#385 Nov 19, 2012
supersonic boom wrote:
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I've heard he's a shirt lifter.
ur stupad 2 boombox.haha.u have imbreed with monkey 2 i see.haha
abba

Mesquite, NV

#386 Nov 19, 2012
Jules in the UK wrote:
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Do you HONESTLY go to a proper school?
You would know that human beings - all human beings (assuming that includes you) are directly related to pigs and monkeys. Your internal organs are identical to a pig. If you doubt it, arrange to have one cut open and see for yourself. You DNA confirms that you are related to apes. Again, an educated man like you should be able to put that to the test, or are scientific experiments against sharia law?
ok smart jules.y are there still monkeys? prove what u say now.mabe u came from monkey or swine.not me.
abba

Mesquite, NV

#387 Nov 19, 2012
here somemore advise 4 u kafir nasty girls go 2 saudi.make sure u no the differance between westrn law n saudi law and 2 abide by the laws of saudi arabia while u r there. u will find that saudi laws and moral standards are considerably very hi than those of ur west and that in certain cases notibly involving nasty dressing drink and moral behavoiur what is not a crime in ur west is treated as a crime in saudi.mabe u west now should look into proper way 2 live.u girls on this forim should take my avise.

“Freedom, NOT islam.”

Since: Feb 11

Birmingham UK

#388 Nov 19, 2012
abba wrote:
<quoted text>ok smart jules.y are there still monkeys? prove what u say now.mabe u came from monkey or swine.not me.
I cannot believe that I am having this conversation with an adult. I dont want to know how old you are - but are you over 18?
s is the sort of thing I was learning in my early years at senior school.
I will explain as well as I can, and try to provide some examples that might help you understand.
1) Evolution NEVER works backwards. Imagine that you are walking up a mountain. The path splits in two. Do you continue to the left or the right? IF - for example you go left, you may find that the path simply reaches the edge of a cliff. If that happened to you, you would turn round and go the other way - but in EVOLUTIONARY terms (and only evolutionary terms) you cant. Evolution will not let you go back (devolve).The reason there are still apes is the same reason that there are different types of ape. They all evolved differently and made different choices at certain evolutionary stages. Bats have eyes. Eyes that are not very different from yours or mine. Their eyes ae set in roughly the same position in the bats head as our eyes are in our heads. So if bats have eyes, why do they rely on their hearing so extensively?
Simple. At some point in their evolution, bats followed a path that made good hearing more advantageous than good eyesight. There are many different breeds of dog, but why didnt they all become Wolves? The oceans are teeming with different fish, but why arent they all sharks?, or swordfish?
The same can be said of beetles, spiders, birds, cats.
It doesnt make any difference whether you agree, or whether you approve, but it still a fact that you share a large amount of your DNA with a chimp and your internal physiology with a pig. Why not ask a Dr. A muslim Dr if you like. You dont have to like it - but its still true.
abba

Mesquite, NV

#389 Nov 20, 2012
Jules in the UK wrote:
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I cannot believe that I am having this conversation with an adult. I dont want to know how old you are - but are you over 18?
s is the sort of thing I was learning in my early years at senior school.
I will explain as well as I can, and try to provide some examples that might help you understand.
1) Evolution NEVER works backwards. Imagine that you are walking up a mountain. The path splits in two. Do you continue to the left or the right? IF - for example you go left, you may find that the path simply reaches the edge of a cliff. If that happened to you, you would turn round and go the other way - but in EVOLUTIONARY terms (and only evolutionary terms) you cant. Evolution will not let you go back (devolve).The reason there are still apes is the same reason that there are different types of ape. They all evolved differently and made different choices at certain evolutionary stages. Bats have eyes. Eyes that are not very different from yours or mine. Their eyes ae set in roughly the same position in the bats head as our eyes are in our heads. So if bats have eyes, why do they rely on their hearing so extensively?
Simple. At some point in their evolution, bats followed a path that made good hearing more advantageous than good eyesight. There are many different breeds of dog, but why didnt they all become Wolves? The oceans are teeming with different fish, but why arent they all sharks?, or swordfish?
The same can be said of beetles, spiders, birds, cats.
It doesnt make any difference whether you agree, or whether you approve, but it still a fact that you share a large amount of your DNA with a chimp and your internal physiology with a pig. Why not ask a Dr. A muslim Dr if you like. You dont have to like it - but its still true.
all this righting and u didnt answer my qurestion.why r there still apes if they evolved 2 ppls?we can prove that no 1 species has changed nor jules can we prove that the suposed changes r benefecial.all u say is just thoery.sorry jules

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#390 Nov 20, 2012
abba wrote:
<quoted text>all this righting and u didnt answer my qurestion.why r there still apes if they evolved 2 ppls?we can prove that no 1 species has changed nor jules can we prove that the suposed changes r benefecial.all u say is just thoery.sorry jules
Theory? Who you tryin' to kid?
Evolution has been studied for centuries and is a proven scientific fact, as well as common sense.

Keep readin' the Koran and stay ignorant, after all, the world is less than 8000 years old.
abba

Mesquite, NV

#391 Nov 20, 2012
supersonic boom wrote:
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Theory? Who you tryin' to kid?
Evolution has been studied for centuries and is a proven scientific fact, as well as common sense.
Keep readin' the Koran and stay ignorant, after all, the world is less than 8000 years old.
rong it a stupad thoery u idiot.haha dumbo

“Freedom, NOT islam.”

Since: Feb 11

Birmingham UK

#392 Nov 20, 2012
abba wrote:
<quoted text>all this righting and u didnt answer my qurestion.why r there still apes if they evolved 2 ppls?we can prove that no 1 species has changed nor jules can we prove that the suposed changes r benefecial.all u say is just thoery.sorry jules
Abba
You are making yourself look like a fool. I answered your question in very clear terms, but its obvious from this post that you just dont - or wont understand.
However, since (for whatever reason) you do not understand, I will simplify it.
There are, as you have pointed out, many different types of ape. Stating the obvious, the physical shape of an apes body is remarably similar to your and mine. As I previously explained, evolution will never work backwards. Chimp's, Gorilla's, Orangutan's,Gibbons, etc, are all apes - yet they are clearly different to each other. That is how we can tell them apart. Th reason that here and now, today (and probably for a few thousand years to come) Chimp's look the way they do is because they evolved to look that way. I dont know WHY they evolved that way. Gorilla's are stronger and Orangutan's are more hairy. Suffice to say, according to the way the Chimps lived and developed, the way they prefer to hunt, their prefered diet, what they do when they feel threatened, the climate they prefer to live in.....all these things contributed to the way they developed and evolved. They are perfectly suited to their natural environment. WE - you and I, and every other person on this earth developed and evolved from a specied of ape that made different choices and followed a different evolutionary path.
The choices that our ancient ancesters made in terms of prefered habitat, hunting practices, dietry preferences and requirements and social structures, all these things led us to do things that other apes didnt do. We learned that instead of always running up a tree to escape danger, we could throw sticks or stones. We learned that walking upright gave us the advantage of being able to see further and keeping cooler. We learned that meat tastes better when its cooked. We began to live in social groups or tribes, and eventually, people within the tribe took on specific tasks. All these things led us over thousands and thousands of years to look like we do today. Chimps got as far as they did, and reached a dead end. The chimp cant look at us and say to itself 'I know where I went wrong.' Even if it could, evolution wont allow it to go back and start again. There is even an almost complete chain of human species going right back to a time when we were all far more ape like. Neanderthal, cro magna, australopithicus,.
You can easily look it all up for yourself.
I can understand how you feel in a way.
Galileo once told people that the earth went round the sun. He was put on trial for it - because what he said contradicted the Bible.
He was forced to recant (or else he would have been killed).
Darwin didnt do much better when he first announced his theory of evolution - which again, went against the teachings of the church. But today, we all know that the earth DOES go round the sun. And like it or not, we did evolve from apes. There will probably always be apes, like there will always be different types of pig. I just hope that there wont always be ignorance.

“Freedom, NOT islam.”

Since: Feb 11

Birmingham UK

#393 Nov 20, 2012
supersonic boom wrote:
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Theory? Who you tryin' to kid?
Evolution has been studied for centuries and is a proven scientific fact, as well as common sense.
Keep readin' the Koran and stay ignorant, after all, the world is less than 8000 years old.
Its easier than that mate. All he would need to do is have a DNA test - by a muslim Dr, and then get some DNA from a Chimp and have that tested by the same muslim Dr. The results will give him a real surprise.

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#394 Nov 20, 2012
This'll interest you Jules and Abba,

http://www.wbj.pl/article-57991-polish-scient...

All I done was Google it.'dna percent, humans, apes and pigs?'

From the article,

Pigs are very similar to humans in terms of their DNA makeup. Some 94 percent of pig DNA matches with the DNA of a human being. The only other animal that has a closer DNA match is a monkey, with 98 percent correlation.

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