Diary of a non Muslim (funny)

Diary of a non Muslim (funny)

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Maryam

Darwen, UK

#1 Aug 6, 2013
0700 Wake up
0710 Have a shower
0730 Goes for a number 2
(damn - I've already had my daily shower will need to wait 23 hours 40 minutes to wash my butt in my daily shower at 0710)

0740 Brushes teeth, shaves etc
0800 Breakfast
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Daily swimmer

Camarillo, CA

#2 Aug 6, 2013
08:30 in the subway to office ...
Proud American

Indianapolis, IN

#3 Aug 6, 2013
Maryam wrote:
0700 Wake up
0710 Have a shower
0730 Goes for a number 2
(damn - I've already had my daily shower will need to wait 23 hours 40 minutes to wash my butt in my daily shower at 0710)
0740 Brushes teeth, shaves etc
0800 Breakfast
.
.
.
Still obsessing over the feces of non-Muslims? A good psychiatrist might be able to help you with that. Going thru life thinking about sh&t is no way to live. Do you dream of feces too?
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#4 Aug 6, 2013
0830 Fire drone borne missiles into a hut in Pakistan, thereby making the world a slighty cleaner place.
news

New York, NY

#5 Aug 6, 2013
Maryam wrote:
0700 Wake up
0710 Have a shower
0730 Goes for a number 2
(damn - I've already had my daily shower will need to wait 23 hours 40 minutes to wash my butt in my daily shower at 0710)
0740 Brushes teeth, shaves etc
0800 Breakfast
.
.
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Diary of Maryam

0710 Wake up dripping
0711 Dreaming of a Nonmulsim
0730 Eat bhaji and pratha
8:00 Back to bed
11:00 Check mailbox for welfare check
11:30 Calls other wives of her husband
1:30 Wet again
2:00 Opt for booty call
3:00 Back to bed
8:00 Make pratha for cabi hubby who also collects welfare
8:30 Screams at hubby for going to hookers
9:00 Gets beaten by Islami hubby with a tooth brush
10:00 Bash Nonmuslims
Daily swimmer

Camarillo, CA

#6 Aug 6, 2013
09:00
Sexual harassment by colleagues and boss:

b/utts pinched,
sexual advances by the boss,
sexual remarks,
slut remarks,
a hand casually resting on knee,
etc.
etc.
news

New York, NY

#7 Aug 6, 2013
Daily swimmer wrote:
09:00
Sexual harassment by colleagues and boss:
b/utts pinched,
sexual advances by the boss,
sexual remarks,
slut remarks,
a hand casually resting on knee,
etc.
etc.
Agreed.
Like this one -

http://observers.france24.com/content/2012071...
Ghaznavi

Ware, UK

#8 Aug 6, 2013
news wrote:
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Agreed.
Like this one -
http://observers.france24.com/content/2012071...
What's your fckin point, you wanqker?
Jewish rabbi caught molesting little boys!
http://m.youtube.com/watch...
Ghaznavi

Ware, UK

#9 Aug 6, 2013
I meant RABBI'S not rabbi*
news

New York, NY

#10 Aug 6, 2013
Ghaznavi wrote:
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What's your fckin point, you wanqker?
Jewish rabbi caught molesting little boys!
http://m.youtube.com/watch...
Just becoz Jewsish rabbi got caught molesting kids
Just bcoz Catholic priests got caught molesting kids

it does not make Islamic Mulllahs all over the world molesting children and women a right thing to do.

Wake up.

Two wrongs does not make it right.

This is the desease why Islam is collapsing.
Muslim like to ignore own fault justifying with others. Its a desease and you will see soon the fruits of it.
news

New York, NY

#11 Aug 6, 2013
Ghaznavi wrote:
I meant RABBI'S not rabbi*
Its okay, I sometimes type rabbits by mistake, hope they dont mind.
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#12 Aug 6, 2013
Ghaznavi wrote:
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What's your fckin point, you wanqker?
Jewish rabbi caught molesting little boys!
http://m.youtube.com/watch...
Shut the fck up, sock puppet.

“M.A....Rise”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#13 Aug 6, 2013
Maryam wrote:
0700 Wake up
0710 Have a shower
0730 Goes for a number 2
(damn - I've already had my daily shower will need to wait 23 hours 40 minutes to wash my butt in my daily shower at 0710)
0740 Brushes teeth, shaves etc
0800 Breakfast
.
.
.
hahaha

faith case: she only have one time shower by month

“M.A....Rise”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#14 Aug 6, 2013
Ghaznavi wrote:
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What's your fckin point, you wanqker?
Jewish rabbi caught molesting little boys!
http://m.youtube.com/watch...
western people are majority pedophilla

Spanish guy is arrested in morocco for molesting kids

their culture is Child molesting
news

New York, NY

#15 Aug 6, 2013
Egyptian_lad wrote:
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western people are majority pedophilla
Spanish guy is arrested in morocco for molesting kids
their culture is Child molesting
spanish guy in morrocco arrested for pedo is a muslim. LOL

Since: Apr 12

San Francisco, CA

#16 Aug 6, 2013
Off topic, but here's dog vs cat diary:

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

==========

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
news

New York, NY

#17 Aug 6, 2013
Rusty, now we know which part of your body is rusty!!!

Since: Apr 12

San Francisco, CA

#18 Aug 6, 2013
news wrote:
Rusty, now we know which part of your body is rusty!!!
my memory of Tom, I can't seem to keep track.
Reverend O Brian

Kansas City, MO

#19 Aug 6, 2013
Rusty Tin Can wrote:
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my memory of Tom, I can't seem to keep track.
Nope!

The turd in your skull and your pecker.
PATX

Carmel, ME

#20 Aug 6, 2013
Rusty Tin Can wrote:
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my memory of Tom, I can't seem to keep track.
Can you believe the VILLAGE IDIOT posts he hate Jews and Christian, along with Catholic Priest, then shows up as a bunch of "REVERANDS"?
He must really be losing it. He must really be going bonkers. He must really be ruminating again and really needs help.

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