Do muslim women get 72 virgin men in ...

“Freelance New Media Artist”

Since: May 07

Cleveland, OH

#114 May 22, 2008
Do muslim women get 72 virgin men in heaven?

they can have that now at any sci-fi convention...

why would women want that?

besides, islam barely recognises women as having little more worth than the average camel

dont believe me?

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#115 May 22, 2008
I wouldnt want a virgin anything. Muslim men are bad enough in bed, imagine a virgin muslim man in bed. OH THE HORROR.
Shloka

Thoothukudi, India

#116 May 23, 2008
Muhammad wrote:
In fact the saying that women in hell will be more than men is due to their own wrong deeds. If women be thankful to their husbands and give charity they can enjoy life with the same husband in Paradise.if men can have 4, it is logically understandable. Today in world female population is greater in number so polygamy is its solution for protecting women honour & dignity. And not practising polygamy will destroy women honour & women will become public property which is insult and disgrace of Muslim women. What Christianity can do but only stray. Christians who don't have right faith even in God Almighty, the ones who declared Jesus (Alaihessalam)who was a man, as God.Your comments explain ur superficial limited wit. I sympathize with you. You, Chirstians, Stones! Take deep insight into Islam.
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Own wrong ideas eh? There are more male thieves, murderers, cheats etc anywhere in the world.There are more female than male graduates anywhere from Brunei, Tunisia, Malaysia, Iran in the Muslim world to almost all of the Western World.Far more men than women in jails all over the world.
And there are not more women than men in the world. Pakistan has 106 men for 100 women.Boys are born in larger number( 105 boys for every 100 girls) and in your Pakistan, baby girls die in larger number too. In Bangladesh 105 men per 100 women, Indonesia has 50.2% men and the Middle East many times as many men as women.
There are slightly more women than men in some Western nations, but most of them are 65 years old and have family, state etc to care for them
Prophet After Mohammad

AOL

#117 May 23, 2008
The two or three Muslim women who get to be counted worthy by working their selves silly praying like a biotch to get to watch their hubbies hump 24/7 have been promised pretty green dresses and silver jewels, Now they do get to be married to the weak pathetic little three incher who beat them while they were here on earth.
What woman would not just leap for such a chance?
They will get the job of watching the babies and cleaning the houses so their men can have errections worse than a ten year viagra attack.
Prophet After Mohammad

AOL

#118 May 23, 2008
Shloka wrote:
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Own wrong ideas eh? There are more male thieves, murderers, cheats etc anywhere in the world.There are more female than male graduates anywhere from Brunei, Tunisia, Malaysia, Iran in the Muslim world to almost all of the Western World.Far more men than women in jails all over the world.
And there are not more women than men in the world. Pakistan has 106 men for 100 women.Boys are born in larger number( 105 boys for every 100 girls) and in your Pakistan, baby girls die in larger number too. In Bangladesh 105 men per 100 women, Indonesia has 50.2% men and the Middle East many times as many men as women.
There are slightly more women than men in some Western nations, but most of them are 65 years old and have family, state etc to care for them
The killing of little girls has brought a curse, now the young men will have to die to get any, so thay are told. Just think of the horror. Waking up in hell beside Mohammad and satan laughing his ass off.
Prophet After Mohammad

AOL

#119 May 23, 2008
Muhammad wrote:
In fact the saying that women in hell will be more than men is due to their own wrong deeds. If women be thankful to their husbands and give charity they can enjoy life with the same husband in Paradise.if men can have 4, it is logically understandable. Today in world female population is greater in number so polygamy is its solution for protecting women honour & dignity. And not practising polygamy will destroy women honour & women will become public property which is insult and disgrace of Muslim women. What Christianity can do but only stray. Christians who don't have right faith even in God Almighty, the ones who declared Jesus (Alaihessalam)who was a man, as God.Your comments explain ur superficial limited wit. I sympathize with you. You, Chirstians, Stones! Take deep insight into Islam.
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What do you mean take a deep insight into Islam? The only deep thing about Islam is the pit of hell you will end up in.
Prophet After Mohammad

AOL

#120 May 23, 2008
Anti-Jihad wrote:
Allah must be pretty busy trying to fix all those blown up pieces of suicide martyr bodies.
He probably has to work harder fixing all those blow up doll virgins.

“Got Geek?”

Since: Nov 07

Seattle

#121 May 23, 2008
JESUS IS wrote:
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UNITL YOU COME CLOSE TO DEATH LIKE I DID, THEN YOU THINK: "HEY THIS IS SERIOUS"! BUT STILL PEOPLE REFUSE TO BELIEVE!
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I DON'T! CHRISTIANS DON'T! MUSLIMS DO! THERE IS NO SEX IN HEAVEN BECAUSE THERE IS NO REPRODUCTION! THERE ARE NO EARTHLY PLEASURES!
THOSE ARE JUST THINGS SATAN USES TO TEMPT MANKIND WITH!
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NO IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU FACED IT AND REALIZED WE DIDN'T JUST APPEAR.
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THAT PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR!
JESUS IS don't take this as an insult but do you have a life. You come on here blasting Islam claiming you are trying to save us and I see you on here all the time. I'm eleven and even I have crap to do. Maybe you should take some time off before you get a heart attack. And lay off the Caps Lock:)
Prophet After Mohammad

AOL

#123 May 25, 2008
Muhammad wrote:
In fact the saying that women in hell will be more than men is due to their own wrong deeds. If women be thankful to their husbands and give charity they can enjoy life with the same husband in Paradise.if men can have 4, it is logically understandable. Today in world female population is greater in number so polygamy is its solution for protecting women honour & dignity. And not practising polygamy will destroy women honour & women will become public property which is insult and disgrace of Muslim women. What Christianity can do but only stray. Christians who don't have right faith even in God Almighty, the ones who declared Jesus (Alaihessalam)who was a man, as God.Your comments explain ur superficial limited wit. I sympathize with you. You, Chirstians, Stones! Take deep insight into Islam.
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What if she does not want to have the little three-incher who beat her when she was here on earth and treated his camel better? What other option does she have?

“Freelance New Media Artist”

Since: May 07

Cleveland, OH

#124 Jun 3, 2008
The teacher of a religious seminary in Pakistan's Punjab province has confessed to torturing a student to death, police say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7430769...
Infidel Hot Dog

Jersey City, NJ

#125 Jun 24, 2008
Islam means war, persecution and death.

Examples of the Sharia (Islamic law):

1. Offensive, military jihad against non-Muslims is a communal, religious obligation;
2. The penalty for a Muslim apostate (someone who no longer believes in or no longer follows the tenets of Islam) is death;
3. When slaughtering animals for food, a knife must be used to cut the windpipe and gullet;
4. The penalty for fornication or sodomy is being stoned to death;
5. The penalty for an initial theft is amputation of the right hand. Subsequent thefts are penalized by further amputations of feet and hand;
6. The establishment and continuation of the Islamic Caliphate (by force, if necessary) is a communal obligation;
7. Sodomites and Lesbians must be killed.
8. Marriage may be forced on virgins by their father or father's father;
9. A woman must seek permission from her husband to leave the house;
10. A Muslim woman cannot marry anyone but a Muslim;
11. Retaliation is obligatory in most cases when someone is deliberately murdered except when a Muslim kills a non-Muslim, a Jew or a Christian kills a Muslim apostate or a father or mother kill their offspring;
12. Non-Muslim subjects (Ahl al-Dhimma) of a Muslim state are subject to a series of discriminatory laws - "dhimmitude";
13. A non-Muslim cannot testify against a Muslim in court; a person who is "without respectability" cannot give legal testimony; a woman's legal testimony is only given half the legal weight of a man's (and is only acceptable in cases involving property); to legally prove fornication or sodomy requires 4 male witnesses who actually saw the act;
14. Laughing too much is forbidden;
15. Female circumcision, which includes the excision of the clitoris, is obligatory;
16. Slavery is permitted; and,
17. Beating a rebellious wife is permissible.
Infidel Hot Dog

Jersey City, NJ

#126 Jun 27, 2008
Muhammad, Islam and Terrorism

http://muhammadanism.org/Muhammad/Muhammad_Te...
thehawk

Iraq

#127 Jul 9, 2008
everytime I get depressed I browse islamic websites and laaaaaaaaaaaugh at their stupidity.
minq

Brooklyn, NY

#128 Sep 6, 2008
from a woman's point of view.... i'd want experienced man in my heaven.
najah

Tempe, AZ

#129 Oct 20, 2008
Ahmed5 wrote:
most muslim women will be in hell(1). The 72(that figure doesn't appear in the Qu'ran) virgins are Allah's(swt) special creation: Houris. Allah takes the purest, most beautiful women and makes them into Houris. All the best women throughout history will be there for the pleasure of men. When we get to paradise, we might be pleasured by princess Diana or Marylin Monroo!!!
Notes:
(1) Volume 1, Book 2, Number 28:
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
The Prophet said: "I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers were women who were ungrateful." It was asked, "Do they disbelieve in Allah?" (or are they ungrateful to Allah?) He replied, "They are ungrateful to their husbands and are ungrateful for the favors and the good (charitable deeds) done to them. If you have always been good (benevolent) to one of them and then she sees something in you (not of her liking), she will say,'I have never received any good from you."
you are a dumbass ahmed!!!
lalson

New Delhi, India

#130 Dec 3, 2008
let us see in real when we die:
live and let others live , do good and love your enemy(sounds impossible, but can be practiced), you will be in heaven: what is then offered is a bonus, and will be godly surely it will not be bad.

Since: Jan 09

Bangalore, India

#131 Jan 5, 2009
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of paradise. In the Sunan al-Tirmidhi (Volume IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687) by Imam at-Tirmidhi states that:

"It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham 'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad PBUH saying,'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a."[1]
This concept is also quoted in the Tafsir ibn Kathir (Qur'anic Commentary) of Surah, the work of Ibn Kathir (Qur'an 55:72). Orthodox Muslim theologians such as al Ghazali (died 1111 CE) and Al-Ash'ari (died 935 CE) have "admitted sensual pleasures into paradise". The sensual pleasures are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505 ), Koranic commentator and polymath. He wrote:

"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."
Beautiful

Lakeland, FL

#132 Jan 5, 2009
Majestic Qur'an:

Surah: 44:51-55

Those who fulfill their duty of keeping their innate (good) pure *innocent (virtuous) nature clean are indeed in a perfect, peaceful, healthy, beautiful, harmonic, eloquent, happy & blissful place- among (Beautiful) GARDENS and Springs, dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, facing one another- Thus shall it be (in Paradise). And We shall marry them unto (HOURIS) brand new pure beautiful young innocent females with wide lovely eyes having all the beautiful, majestic, intelligent & virtuous qualities. They call therein for plentiful variety of nutritious fruits in perfect peace, health, beautiful-harmony, freedom, happiness and bliss.(44:51-55)

Surah: 4:57

Those who are devoted (with gratitude)
and do good deeds for their beautification
and excellence, We shall soon admit to
Beautiful Blissful GARDENS OF PARADISE
with delightful rivers flowing beneath their
Eternal Home: Therein shall they have beautiful
virtuous holy virgin spouses: We shall admit them to shades, cool and ever-deepening.(4:57)
george whyte

Wrexham, UK

#134 Jan 5, 2009
1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case?
12) Is there an age of consent?
13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually?
15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating?
16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied?
17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick?
18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated?
19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many?
20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity?
21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins?
22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up?
23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list?
24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys?
25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell?
26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino?
27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record?
28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward?
29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off?
30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys?
31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her?
32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins?
33) If so, are there 72 available?
34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more?
35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins?
36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin?
37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins?
38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage?
39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day?
40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel?
41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise?
42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then?
43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup?
44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins?
45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts?
46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy?
47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?"
48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed?
49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women?
george whyte

Wrexham, UK

#135 Jan 5, 2009
50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too?
51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent?
52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever?
53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get?
54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly?
55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture?
56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbit got hired as one of the virgins?
57) What does Gloria Steinem have to say about all this?
58) When he gets home, does he have to say "How was your day?" to all 72 virgins?
59) Do they have counseling for sexual addiction in paradise?
60) If the virgins start hogging the remote, is he in hell?
61) They must take up an entire theater when they go to the movies, huh?
62) Are there restaurants in paradise that can accommodate a reservation for 73?
63) If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities, is she considered two virgins?
64) Does he get all the virgins at once, or do they have an installment plan?
65) Is the bomber entitled to subsitutes, exchanges, or refunds?
66) What if all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the bomber together again?
67) Is "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a valid excuse in paradise?
68) Do the virgins come with a warranty?
69) If so, does paradise replace defective parts and provide on-site service?
70) What do you call a lifetime warranty if you're dead?
71) Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
72) Who gets to clean up all those nasty sheets?

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