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“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#1 Sep 30, 2013
I am the man with the global plan and the miraculous wake that the entire world says they will listen to and follow. My ways are like nothing mankind has ever even considered before and yet they are perfect and fair to all in every way as I have always attempted to be and do no matter what I do and I do everything extremely well.

My plan permanently resolves all problems mankind will encounter. Elimination of crime, poverty, unemployment, wars, discrimination and any other afflictions mankind has issues with is an automatic outcome of doing things My way. I am who the world refers to as the Savior and my mission is to lead everyone into the promised land which is of a new restored and vaslty improved world here on earth as in actually heaven on earth. Bringing joy to the world is my objective and only I can teach the ways of God. God has been within me since birth 58 yrs ago and together we have fulfilled nearly every prophecy known to religions. Absolutely no one has ever outperformed the Son of God since I have the most athletic abilities, intuition, reaction times, experience, accomplishments and leadership demonstrations that are way beyond that of anyone else here on earth or in the past.

I highly recommend the elimination of private automobiles and promote shuttles and trains as public and private transportation. That will create allot of automotive material recycling jobs for many years to come.

I want to hire as many people as is required to research, groom, reap and investigate this planet to the expands of it.

Every job would be paid at a standard rate and products priced at standard cost plus taxes required to maintain the infrastructure, manufacturing and distribution process. I have billions of great jobs available world wide just fill out an application and you will be considered and trained if you qualify to do such labor. I actually have a well paid job for every human being and the pay scale is based upon value to mankind and abilities required to provide a great service to mankind. Even children would get paid for good behavior and accomplishments and no one would be denied basic needs.

Every inch of this planet would be explored and restored or improved upon and maintained in scientifically and ethically sound condition.

Anyone have ears to listen?

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#2 Sep 30, 2013
I wouldn't worry Jake, God will fix the planet in his own good time.

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#3 Sep 30, 2013
supersonic boom wrote:
I wouldn't worry Jake, God will fix the planet in his own good time.
God cannot fix mankind's problems only the Son of God can do that and I am the Son of God. Are you ready to change everything for the better at the same time globally yet?

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#4 Sep 30, 2013
Jake999 wrote:
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God cannot fix mankind's problems only the Son of God can do that and I am the Son of God. Are you ready to change everything for the better at the same time globally yet?
Well then of son of God, you do not need the help of such mortals as I. Get on with fixing the planet using your godly powers.

“Tell it as it is.”

Since: Jun 12

Australia

#5 Sep 30, 2013
Certainly Jake999, I am yours to command.
But first, can we discuss the conditions of employment and remuneration?
They should be of sufficient standard to justify coming out of semi retirement.
Darth Yoda

UK

#6 Sep 30, 2013
Superman will save the planet.

Jake when you cut your nails are they divine and human?

Islam says God has no sons so what do you say about that? Who is your mother and father? Are you cut? Do you eat kosher food? Do you eat pig?

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#7 Sep 30, 2013
Darth Yoda wrote:
Superman will save the planet.
Jake when you cut your nails are they divine and human?
Islam says God has no sons so what do you say about that? Who is your mother and father? Are you cut? Do you eat kosher food? Do you eat pig?
Says the lonely, friendless outcast.
Seriously

Wolverhampton, UK

#8 Sep 30, 2013
Jake999 wrote:
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God cannot fix mankind's problems only the Son of God can do that and I am the Son of God. Are you ready to change everything for the better at the same time globally yet?
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT TYEP OF MEDICATION YOUR ON ?

Since: Sep 09

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#9 Sep 30, 2013
How can you be the son of God...she never told me I have a brother????? Are you adopted?

Since: Sep 09

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#11 Sep 30, 2013
The truth upholder wrote:
You are all a bunch of schyzos. Only thing is you ain't been caught and diagnosed yet.
Quite possibly...

“Fly low, fly fast.”

Since: Apr 07

East Midlands, UK

#12 Sep 30, 2013
The truth upholder wrote:
You are all a bunch of schyzos. Only thing is you ain't been caught and diagnosed yet.
Wibble!

Since: Sep 09

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#13 Sep 30, 2013
Shama Lamma Ding Dong!!!!!!!

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#14 Oct 1, 2013
Old Pom wrote:
Certainly Jake999, I am yours to command.
But first, can we discuss the conditions of employment and remuneration?
They should be of sufficient standard to justify coming out of semi retirement.
No need to come out of retirement my retirement age will be about 45 years old. Not sure what remuneration is so I cannot comment.

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#15 Oct 1, 2013
Darth Yoda wrote:
Superman will save the planet.
Jake when you cut your nails are they divine and human?
Islam says God has no sons so what do you say about that? Who is your mother and father? Are you cut? Do you eat kosher food? Do you eat pig?
I am human and I am superman and I have the most qualified parents but I am still the Son of God because I am the only one He guides trains and demonstrates for Him. I eat no fat or sugar and I dont drink alcohol. All things in moderation even pig and I do endorse and have produced many kosher bakery products. I am the most successful high speed bakery manager in all of time.

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#16 Oct 1, 2013
Seriously wrote:
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WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT TYEP OF MEDICATION YOUR ON ?
I have never been been prescribed legally controlled prescription medication and I don,t use it illegally either. I do have an inhaler for pot smoking respiratory problems and tylenol works well for pain but that's it.

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#17 Oct 1, 2013
supersonic boom wrote:
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Well then of son of God, you do not need the help of such mortals as I. Get on with fixing the planet using your godly powers.
I need everyone's cooperation just as I needed and had at numerous fortune 500 bakeries and the US Marine Corps, etc who put me in charge of everything no matter where I have been or what I happen to be doing at the time. Then I will tell all of you what needs to be fixed and how to fix it just as I did thousands of times per year for 30 or more years as a professional leader. Only by using my godly powers did I get thousands of people to fix and improve the largest baking operations on the planet. All 8 bakeries I worked in were like hell's kitchen when I arrived and after leaving no stone unturned and none left on top of another, everlasting peace and prosperity did prevail. I taught how to do things My way and My way turned out to be better than everyone else's ways combined. My way is God's way and it would be impossible for you to find fault in my way which proves that I am the Son of God and that I have every intention of governing the planet God's way. I already have the US judicial system legally bound and cornered like rats just as the Bible says I would. When do you swallow your pride and listen to superman? I can fix this planet extremely quickly just as I promised I would and did throughout my life of 58 years. Mankind does not have a problem that I cannot provide a quick and everlasting solution to.

“Tell it as it is.”

Since: Jun 12

Australia

#18 Oct 1, 2013
Jake999 wrote:
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I I am the most successful high speed bakery manager in all of time.
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Sorry mate, you've lost me.
Hight speed. No way. I prefer slow cooked food, to be eaten in a leisurely fashion and enjoyed with a glass of wine.

“The Prince of Peace”

Since: Jul 08

US Bible Belt

#19 Oct 1, 2013
The truth upholder wrote:
You are all a bunch of schyzos. Only thing is you ain't been caught and diagnosed yet.
I have been by intention and with intention caught, arrested, diagnosed and jury trialed many times while claiming to be the Messiah and I have not lost on a single legal argument in any of a dozen courts yet. I can heal more schizos than all the doctors combined and I also proved that while in custody for numerous mental evaluations. I have written dozens of letters to judges which express my extreme displeasure in regards to their actions and in every one of them I claim to be the Christ. I have been engaged in legal wars almost constantly for the last 15 years and the Sheriff was at my door looking for me yesterday. I don't fear your doctors opinions I make sure they are entered as professionally determined evidence. I have left evidence of my being the real Christ in my wake every day of my life and you could fill a library with the evidence of being the man you refer to as Jesus in what I left behind. Talk to those who have known me I accept the opinion of every one of them. I am the Lion and the Lamb and I am here to help everyone in ways no other man possibly could. Do not be afraid I am everyone's best friend and this worlds greatest enemy which is exactly who you were told would come to fix everything. Are you standing behind me so everything can be restored and better for everyone or in my way standing behind your governments and making things harder to fix by the second that is the question and the choice. Choose wisely
Most respected posterEVER

Kansas City, MO

#20 Oct 1, 2013
Jake ... you'll need my support if you want to reach to the hearts and minds of these wh@res and madarfackers!

After all I'm the most respected poster around here.

Since: Sep 09

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#21 Oct 1, 2013
Most respected posterEVER wrote:
Jake ... you'll need my support if you want to reach to the hearts and minds of these wh@res and madarfackers!
After all I'm the most respected poster around here.
Wow...what a joke...you are the least respected poster here...but I think you are the poster with the most alternative posting ID's...

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