Famous Quotes of the the Quran

Famous Quotes of the the Quran

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Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#2 Jan 12, 2010
"Muhammad bent over breathed in and waited for the pain of becoming a true Muslim."(Quran 2:282)

"Muhammad chose to suck the lullay of the non-believer rather then have to explain Islam to him again."(Quran 2:346)

"Aisha cried with joy at the sight of the slave’s lulla"(Quran 1:342)

"The lulli of the muslim must be cut with the teeth of the imam"(Quran 4:412)

"Muhammad sealed his gay porn within the kabba walls"(Quran 2:754)
Giuoco Piano

San Francisco, CA

#3 Jan 12, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
"Muhammad bent over breathed in and waited for the pain of becoming a true Muslim."(Quran 2:282)
"Muhammad chose to suck the lullay of the non-believer rather then have to explain Islam to him again."(Quran 2:346)
"Aisha cried with joy at the sight of the slave’s lulla"(Quran 1:342)
"The lulli of the muslim must be cut with the teeth of the imam"(Quran 4:412)
"Muhammad sealed his gay porn within the kabba walls"(Quran 2:754)
Stop it!
citizen

Peach Bottom, PA

#4 Jan 12, 2010
I TAKE THESE WRITINGS posted FROM THE QURAN as a confession from Muslims to the world that Islam was created as a new religion by a mad man. Now its time to denounce Muhammad as a prophet. Muslims need to repent to GOD for all the horribale evil deeds they committed against mankind by the teachings of Muhammad.
Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#5 Jan 12, 2010
Giuoco Piano wrote:
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Stop it!
No American disbeliever can stop the spread of Islam.
citizen

Peach Bottom, PA

#6 Jan 12, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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No American disbeliever can stop the spread of Islam.
The Prophet Muhammad is without understanding. There is no conflict between the disbievers and ISLAM.
THe Conflict is between THe GOD of Abraham and Islam.
It is not I that Islam must conquer. It is the God of Abraham that stands between Islam and enternal peace.
Giuoco Piano

San Francisco, CA

#7 Jan 13, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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No American disbeliever can stop the spread of Islam.
there are already enough authentic quranic problems that can be discussed, we don't need the fake ones.
Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#8 Jan 13, 2010
Giuoco Piano wrote:
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there are already enough authentic quranic problems that can be discussed, we don't need the fake ones.
How dare you these are not fake. A disbeliever will never understand the words of the Quran, because you can’t read the ancient Arabic of the time. These have been lost in translation by the previous so called scholars of Islam.
Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#9 Jan 14, 2010
I will say this simply so you understand. Islam is a religion for the criminal class. It is for rapists, paedophiles and gays. It is specifically designed to target these classes of society. If you do not believe this then you are a non Muslim, disbeliever who will burn in hell fire. I quote:

"Muhammad brings forth onto you a way of life for paedophiles, rapists and the bum boys"(Quran 6:946)

"While being penetrated by a black slave Muhammad shouted Islam I love your c0ck"(Quran 5:915)

"Muhammad felt the balls of Muslims to feel closer to them"(Quran 6:825)

Islam means submission, this is why many Muslims quit life and join Islam. It is hard for disbelievers to understand but I speak only of the truth. Millions of people are joining Islam especially those in jails for the above crimes. The numbers of Muslims committing crime speak for themselves.
san gay cisco

Vienna, VA

#10 Jan 14, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
I will say this simply so you understand. Islam is a religion for the criminal class. It is for rapists, paedophiles and gays. It is specifically designed to target these classes of society. If you do not believe this then you are a non Muslim, disbeliever who will burn in hell fire. I quote:
"Muhammad brings forth onto you a way of life for paedophiles, rapists and the bum boys"(Quran 6:946)
"While being penetrated by a black slave Muhammad shouted Islam I love your c0ck"(Quran 5:915)
"Muhammad felt the balls of Muslims to feel closer to them"(Quran 6:825)
Islam means submission, this is why many Muslims quit life and join Islam. It is hard for disbelievers to understand but I speak only of the truth. Millions of people are joining Islam especially those in jails for the above crimes. The numbers of Muslims committing crime speak for themselves.
Prophet you talk like a pro ;is there more in quran talking about gays? help me please ..can i give you my cell #
Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#11 Jan 14, 2010
san gay cisco wrote:
<quoted text>Prophet you talk like a pro ;is there more in quran talking about gays? help me please ..can i give you my cell #
Islam is very tolerant towards the bumming folk. I myself use to enjoy action from the rear. Please visit any mosque and you will see men of all ages bending over ready to receive you into Islam.
Prophet Muhammad

London, UK

#13 Jan 16, 2010
"Muhammad challenged the disbeliever to a fight, when the disbeliever accepted Muhammad quickly apologised and left"(Quran 1:753)

"The Muslim must act brave upon till a challenge has been accepted and then the Muslim must run with all his might back to a mosque and relative safety"(Quran 2:735)

"Muhammad took Aisha into the kabba and locked the door, 3 minutes later he came out and prayed for Viagra"(Quran 4:825)
LikeForLike

Pembroke, UK

#16 Jan 17, 2010
On the entrance to every mosque, Muhammad built chopping boards for a quick snip or shave.(Quran 9:883)

Muhammad collected all the snipped foreskin and trimmed pubes from the Kaaba entrance with his own hands and distributed them as blessings to the newly converted muslims.(Quran 3:999)

On a friday night when all muslims were busy doing namaaz, Muhammad was caught fisting a donkey. He explained it away by saying that the donkey had eaten the first copy of the quran and he was merely trying to retrieve it.(Quran 1:001)
Prophet Muhammad

Preston, UK

#17 Jan 20, 2010
It is a little know fact that Muhammad requested many of the animals be given hijabs because of there sex appeal to Muslims.

“Camel’s, Pigs and domestic dogs must be covered to curb the temptations of Muslim men”(Quran 6:835)
LikeForLike

Norwich, UK

#18 Jan 20, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
It is a little know fact that Muhammad requested many of the animals be given hijabs because of there sex appeal to Muslims.
“Camel’s, Pigs and domestic dogs must be covered to curb the temptations of Muslim men”(Quran 6:835)
What about the wild animals? Are they fair "game"?
Prophet Muhammad

Preston, UK

#19 Jan 21, 2010
LikeForLike wrote:
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What about the wild animals? Are they fair "game"?
The Quran says.

"Each Muslim is allowed to keep one medium sized animal for sexual pleasure"(Quran 3:906)

Many scholars believe this animal can be wild or domesticated but must be no bigger then a large dog.
LikeForLike

Colchester, UK

#20 Jan 21, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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The Quran says.
"Each Muslim is allowed to keep one medium sized animal for sexual pleasure"(Quran 3:906)
Many scholars believe this animal can be wild or domesticated but must be no bigger then a large dog.
Why the size restriction? What logical description does the miraculous quran have for that?
itsmeagain

Alexandria, VA

#21 Jan 21, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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The Quran says.
"Each Muslim is allowed to keep one medium sized animal for sexual pleasure"(Quran 3:906)
Many scholars believe this animal can be wild or domesticated but must be no bigger then a large dog.
i must admit Mr WHO
you are the smartest person in this forum
i couldn't find this quran 3:906
may be in NATIV phone #...not our native guys
what's your real name fake mu? NAHUM COHEN or something like
EPHRAIM GOLDSTEIN
no more stone age

New Westminster, Canada

#22 Jan 21, 2010
san gay cisco wrote:
<quoted text>Prophet you talk like a pro ;is there more in quran talking about gays? help me please ..can i give you my cell #
make sure you don't end up like abu bakr. it took one anal sex party with brokeback mahomed, and lo, islam was born from the prophetic ass, while the terrifying sound of flatulences made even allah's mouth water.
of course, now they live happily ever after, counting fresh virgins and such.
no more stone age

New Westminster, Canada

#23 Jan 21, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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The Quran says.
"Each Muslim is allowed to keep one medium sized animal for sexual pleasure"(Quran 3:906)
Many scholars believe this animal can be wild or domesticated but must be no bigger then a large dog.
actually, goats and sheep are preferred over muslim women, and they can have as many as they want.
the trouble with camels is the muslim need a ladder to reach the islamic heaven under their tail.
no more stone age

New Westminster, Canada

#24 Jan 21, 2010
Prophet Muhammad wrote:
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Islam is very tolerant towards the bumming folk. I myself use to enjoy action from the rear. Please visit any mosque and you will see men of all ages bending over ready to receive you into Islam.
i beg to differ, funny prophet. the reason of putting one's arse up, is for allah to look all the way down to their teeth and check if the last meal was halal or not.

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