The Christian God shave LEGS! lol

The Christian God shave LEGS! lol

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Love

Egypt

#1 Nov 28, 2008
Isaiah 7:20

In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard.

So God due to the bible is Barber who shave LEGS, I wonder how HIGH!? lol

May Allah (swt) guide you all and provide you with BRAINS!

Peace :)
enough42

Kilmarnock, UK

#2 Nov 28, 2008
let us talk about the founders of a religion, compare christ to muhammad:

How to know if a rat is a jew according to moohmmad

Hadeeth No.3082, Narrated Abu Huraira, beware of rats as they could be Jews, this is how to tell:
The Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it.

Hadeeth No. 3080, Narrated Abu Huraira, beware of braying donkeys!
The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen an angel. And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a Satan."

Hadeeth No. 3091, Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah. Keep your children close to you at night and cover your utensils.
The Prophet said, "Cover your utensils and tie your water skins, and close your doors and keep your children close to you at night, as the devils spread out at such time and snatch things away. When you go to bed, put out your lights, for the mischief-doer may drag away the wick of the candle and burn the dwellers of the house."
enough42

Kilmarnock, UK

#3 Nov 28, 2008
Love

Egypt

#4 Nov 28, 2008
enough42 wrote:
let us talk about the founders of a religion, compare christ to muhammad:
How to know if a rat is a jew according to moohmmad
Hadeeth No.3082, Narrated Abu Huraira, beware of rats as they could be Jews, this is how to tell:
The Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it.
Hadeeth No. 3080, Narrated Abu Huraira, beware of braying donkeys!
The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen an angel. And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a Satan."
Hadeeth No. 3091, Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah. Keep your children close to you at night and cover your utensils.
The Prophet said, "Cover your utensils and tie your water skins, and close your doors and keep your children close to you at night, as the devils spread out at such time and snatch things away. When you go to bed, put out your lights, for the mischief-doer may drag away the wick of the candle and burn the dwellers of the house."
As USUAL comes christian who try to change the subject!

Dear since you post in this Thread then you talk about the Topic of this Thread!

Now read above your own Bible and say what you want to say about the subject of this Thread, so what you say about your God who is Barber shaving LEGS!?:)

Peace
The_arrivals

Liverpool, UK

#5 Nov 28, 2008
THE CHRUSTIANS WILL ROT IN HELL FOR THEIR DISBELIEF.

how can God shave his legs? That is sick, only gay men shave their legs. Does he shave his balls too? LOL.
Love

Egypt

#6 Nov 28, 2008
The_arrivals wrote:
THE CHRUSTIANS WILL ROT IN HELL FOR THEIR DISBELIEF.
how can God shave his legs? That is sick, only gay men shave their legs. Does he shave his balls too? LOL.
No he didnt shave His Legs he shaved legs of others, the Question is how high he shaved their legs!

Peace :)

“Godless and free”

Since: Oct 08

Sydney, London, Tokyo, NYC

#7 Nov 28, 2008
Love wrote:
Isaiah 7:20
In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard.
So God due to the bible is Barber who shave LEGS, I wonder how HIGH!? lol
May Allah (swt) guide you all and provide you with BRAINS!
Peace :)
I've been to Egypt a few times, nice place, I especially like the sinai peninsula, the diving off Dahab is probably some of the best in the world, I found most egyptians were fairly normal level headed people.. unfortunatly you dont seem to be one of them.

I think a lot of your loathing for the west comes through jealousy, though i'm not sure if jealousy is a sin in islamic?

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#8 Nov 28, 2008
Honestly .. who cares... I dont.
Love

Egypt

#9 Nov 28, 2008
Maelstrom wrote:
<quoted text>
I've been to Egypt a few times, nice place, I especially like the sinai peninsula, the diving off Dahab is probably some of the best in the world, I found most egyptians were fairly normal level headed people.. unfortunatly you dont seem to be one of them.
I think a lot of your loathing for the west comes through jealousy, though i'm not sure if jealousy is a sin in islamic?
Dear if you are BLIND then I would like to bring LIGHT for you:

Read how Christians etc... post here then you will know why I answer them in same level!

And dont forget it is them who come to Muslim forum to Insult Islam and Muslim not us who go to their forums to do what they do, unless we go there to answer them what they say about Islam!

Also I dont know whether you dont like what I write or what is written in the bible about God!?

Peace
Alen

Lymington, UK

#10 Nov 29, 2008
enough42 wrote:
let us talk about the founders of a religion, compare christ to muhammad:
See??????
Again, let's do something else, just not answer properly to sister Love?

What did she post here that is soooooo bad??????
Alen

Lymington, UK

#11 Nov 29, 2008
enough42 wrote:
How about answering to sister Love?
Alen

Lymington, UK

#12 Nov 29, 2008
Maelstrom wrote:
<quoted text>
I've been to Egypt a few times, nice place, I especially like the sinai peninsula, the diving off Dahab is probably some of the best in the world, I found most egyptians were fairly normal level headed people.. unfortunatly you dont seem to be one of them.
I think a lot of your loathing for the west comes through jealousy, though i'm not sure if jealousy is a sin in islamic?
What is your response to sister Love's first post her eon this topic?
Alen

Lymington, UK

#13 Nov 29, 2008
AussieChristian wrote:
Honestly .. who cares... I dont.
I care.
I care about sister Love.
I care about the answers.
I care and we should care and research.
Let's answer her question, shall we?
We shall.
Bryant

Windsor, CT

#14 Nov 29, 2008
Love wrote:
Isaiah 7:20
In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard.
So God due to the bible is Barber who shave LEGS, I wonder how HIGH!? lol
May Allah (swt) guide you all and provide you with BRAINS!
Peace :)
Deedat took offense at the thought of God shaving the head and hair of the Assyrians. It never dawned on Deedat that God is speaking metaphorically. The act of shaving one's head and hair was done during the times of mourning:

"When you go to war against your enemies and the LORD your God delivers them into your hands and you take captives, if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife." Deuteronomy 21:10-13

"Dibon goes up to its temple, to its high places to weep; Moab wails over Nebo and Medeba. Every head is shaved and every beard cut off." Isaiah 15:2

Hence, God is predicting that Assyria will soon mourn due to the destruction and calamity that God would bring upon it.
Alen

Lymington, UK

#15 Nov 29, 2008
But why use such a metaphore as beard, shaving and description of a human being?
Bryant

Windsor, CT

#16 Nov 29, 2008
Alen wrote:
But why use such a metaphore as beard, shaving and description of a human being?
I think my explanation covers it.

You do know that the Quran also uses a description of a human being when describing Allah?
george whyte

Bristol, UK

#17 Nov 29, 2008
lol at a muslimah talking about shaving..

Bukhari :: Book 7 :: Volume 62 :: Hadith 173
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:

The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from a journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair and the woman with unkempt hair, combs her hair" Allah's Apostle further said, "(O Jabir!) Seek to have offspring, seek to have offspring!"

love why does your allah want you to shave
Alen

Lymington, UK

#18 Nov 29, 2008
george whyte wrote:
lol at a muslimah talking about shaving..
Bukhari :: Book 7 :: Volume 62 :: Hadith 173
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from a journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair and the woman with unkempt hair, combs her hair" Allah's Apostle further said, "(O Jabir!) Seek to have offspring, seek to have offspring!"
love why does your allah want you to shave
Where do you read here that Allah wants something?
This narration is a lie that was attributed to prophet Muhammad 200 years after his death.
Alen

Lymington, UK

#19 Nov 29, 2008
Bryant wrote:
<quoted text>
I think my explanation covers it.
You do know that the Quran also uses a description of a human being when describing Allah?
Provide the verse.
Bryant

Windsor, CT

#20 Nov 29, 2008
george whyte wrote:
lol at a muslimah talking about shaving..
Bukhari :: Book 7 :: Volume 62 :: Hadith 173
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from a journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair and the woman with unkempt hair, combs her hair" Allah's Apostle further said, "(O Jabir!) Seek to have offspring, seek to have offspring!"
love why does your allah want you to shave
Perfect!

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