Natural deodorant recipe!

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#1 Sep 27, 2013
Things you will need are:

1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cornstarch
1 tsp olive oil

Mix all ingredients together in a container and then use it as needed!

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Since: Nov 08

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#2 Sep 27, 2013
Sarah ___ wrote:
Things you will need are:
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cornstarch
1 tsp olive oil
Mix all ingredients together in a container and then use it as needed!
mohammed(big loud farts in his face be upon him) said you forgot the most important ingredient, camel urine.
xxx

UK

#3 Sep 27, 2013
You can by natural deodorant. You can get a breathable nail varnish now you dont have to take it off before prayer.

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Since: Jun 12

Australia

#4 Sep 27, 2013
Sarah ___ wrote:
Things you will need are:
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cornstarch
1 tsp olive oil
Mix all ingredients together in a container and then use it as needed!
A better and permanent (for muslims only) solution.
Take 1 cup of glycerol
Slowly add and stir in 1/2 cup concentrated nitric acid whilst smoking.
If you have any consideration for neighbours, do it when they are not home.
Pasturd Evans

United States

#5 Sep 27, 2013
A Muslim can also use 'mustard gas' ennamas that will mask the poop odor before taking a dump. (P.S.-does not come with batteries).

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#6 Sep 29, 2013
Thunder-Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
mohammed(big loud farts in his face be upon him) said you forgot the most important ingredient, camel urine.
I forgot one ingredient you will love. You can try to substitue olive oil with a hog's lard, olive oil is not something for you. and then tell me how you find it.

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#7 Sep 29, 2013
Mud is much better than shampoo. seriously.

“PROUD INFIDEL”

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#8 Sep 30, 2013
Sarah ___ wrote:
<quoted text>I forgot one ingredient you will love. You can try to substitue olive oil with a hog's lard, olive oil is not something for you. and then tell me how you find it.
As long as the hog's lard keeps the muzzies and their allah away, it's all good!

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#9 Sep 30, 2013
Sarah ___ wrote:
Mud is much better than shampoo. seriously.
Maybe for you....I mean really...who would notice you wearing a mud pie on your head....

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