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Necessary to cut dick to convert to islam?

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kafir_kutter

Pathankot, India

#1 May 5, 2013
Hi friends,

Alla hu akbar

I am a hindu kafir and want to convert to islam but i was warned by people that the mullah will cut my dick if i try to convert. Also i will have to change my name and lose all inheritance and property.

Is it necessary to be a katua (dick skinless person) to be a muslim?

“Freedom, NOT islam.”

Since: Feb 11

Birmingham UK

#2 May 5, 2013
kafir_kutter wrote:
Hi friends,
Alla hu akbar
I am a hindu kafir and want to convert to islam but i was warned by people that the mullah will cut my dick if i try to convert. Also i will have to change my name and lose all inheritance and property.
Is it necessary to be a katua (dick skinless person) to be a muslim?
Not at all, friend.
islam has no requirement that you have your foreskin removed to embrace islam and the words of the prophet. There are requirements of you,however. First, you must understand the 5 pillars of islam. Then, you must have been carnal with your mother or sister. Carnal with another man must you also have been. Lastly, you must truly follow in the footsteps of the prophet and have knowledge of a yung woman child - preferably when taken as your wife.
Having done these things, surely will you on the path of islam and can look forward to he continued blessings of allah.
kafir_kutter

Pathankot, India

#3 May 5, 2013
Thank you enlightened gentleman.

I am half way there.

Now just need to spike my family dinner.

May you too follow the path of allah and get saved on the day of judgement because that is more important than having a fully working dick.
Alex

London, UK

#5 May 5, 2013
Dont worry about cutting dick now, when you go to heaven you will have a brand new dick, rivers of wine and 73 virgins to pleasurise your new dick
Bombardier

New Albany, IN

#6 May 5, 2013
kafir_kutter wrote:
Hi friends,
Alla hu akbar
I am a hindu kafir and want to convert to islam but i was warned by people that the mullah will cut my dick if i try to convert. Also i will have to change my name and lose all inheritance and property.
Is it necessary to be a katua (dick skinless person) to be a muslim?
Yes, but it will only hurt a lot. I had mine done when two days old, and I couldn't walk for a freaking year. Small sacrifice my friend.
Bombardier

New Albany, IN

#7 May 5, 2013
Kafir, since you are an adult, be ready to abstain from sexual activity including "hand to glands" combat for two to four weeks.
kafir_kutter

Pathankot, India

#10 May 6, 2013
Hi bombardier,

Hands to glands combat is haram in islam. Infact, i was so sad about this but later when i learned that it is halal as long as you get little girls to do it, it just made my day.

May allah show you the correct path on the day of Resurrection.

Regards,
Kafir kutter

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