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“don't-argue-wid- me”

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Thank u maxxy :)
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Apr 18, 2013
 
la lo
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#3531
Apr 18, 2013
 
wanna go for movie together

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Simran_21 wrote:
Gd aftrnun guyz...
Amit exams ane m tym h abi. Hm commerce tasalli s exam dete masti krte krte...tensn nai h koi.. N thnx foh ur wishes my frnd :)
Rj@ yad dila di yr tmne to..:(
Nyways apun fit fine mast bole to ekdm jhakkas..tm sunao...:)
Bs aise hi mast rahiye yaad to yaad hai uska kya hai :)

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#3533
Apr 18, 2013
 
Jis jis k exaam hain sabhi ko best of luck :)
Maxx bro h r u?

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#3534
Apr 18, 2013
 
Har aansu ka mtlab gam nahi hota,
Dooriya badh jane se pyar kabhi kam nahi hota,
Waqt be-waqt ho jati ye aankhe num,
Kyuki yaadon ka koi mousam nahi hota....:(
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#3535
Apr 18, 2013
 
@Simiran,..I will also try my hnd at shayari
@Rj, nd Maxx
Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,
Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaante the,
Thokar bhi lagi to us pathar se,
Jise hum apna rab mante the......
Amit

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#3536
Apr 18, 2013
 
Hi, I will rather stick 2 thz...

The boss calls his secretary & says" Get ready for the weekend.We are going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says"Me & my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself"

The husband calls his mistress & says."My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"

The mistress calls the boy to whom she gives tuition "No tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his grand father "Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together."

Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary & says "Business trip is canceled.
I'm going to spend weekend with my grandson"

The secretary calls husband "I won't be going"

The husband calls his mistress "I am sorry My wife is not going "

The mistress calls boy "You have tuition"

Boy calls his grandpa & says "Sorry grandpa I've classes"

The grandpa calls secretary and...???????
Amit

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#3537
Apr 18, 2013
 
I wish I hd known thz earlier, I wunt hv gone through brk ups...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
Rahil

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Hi guls

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Apr 18, 2013
 
Amit wrote:
@Simiran,..I will also try my hnd at shayari
@Rj, nd Maxx
Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,
Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaante the,
Thokar bhi lagi to us pathar se,
Jise hum apna rab mante the......
Wah wah

Log poojte rahe umar bhar Pathhar se bane Khuda ko,
Humne khuda k haath se bane insaan ko chaha to gunahgaar ho gaye...
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#3540
Apr 18, 2013
 
kya koi mujse dosti karega
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#3541
Apr 18, 2013
 
monika wrote:
kya koi mujse dosti karega
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give me missed call 9958876087
monika

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#3542
Apr 18, 2013
 
mai kisi ko call nahi lagati jisko bhi muje call karna hain kare
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#3543
Apr 18, 2013
 
hi monika, where u from

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#3544
Apr 18, 2013
 
Nyc 1 amit@ sangat ki rangat ho rh h haan...:)
N foh a women u need not to b an allrounder. She only want from u is attentn. U must care for her..baki sb apne aap hota chla jata h..:)

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#3545
Apr 18, 2013
 
What is self-insult ?
An angry boss :
"Tumne kabhi GADHA dekha hai ?"
Employee (head bent down):
"No sir"
Boss: "Niche kya dekh rahe ho?
Look At ME...
sanjana

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#3546
Apr 18, 2013
 
Lalli.....sun is site pe se thread dlt kaise ho skta h?????plz hlp yr

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#3547
Apr 18, 2013
 
Simran_21 wrote:
Thank u maxxy :)
Good evening!!!
You are most welcome.:))

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#3548
Apr 18, 2013
 
R Jain wrote:
Jis jis k exaam hain sabhi ko best of luck :)
Maxx bro h r u?
Good evening. Thanks bro.:))
I'm fine. How are you, bro?:))

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