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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster / Faith with a side of Parmesan

There are 880 comments on the Interesting Thing of the Day story from Jan 8, 2007, titled The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster / Faith with a side of Parmesan. In it, Interesting Thing of the Day reports that:

Faith with a side of Parmesan Guest Article by Jillian Hardee I admit that I'm rather obtuse when it comes to religion.

He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.
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“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#23 Apr 8, 2007
*here's the flagon*

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#24 Apr 8, 2007
Perfectly cooked pasta smothered with an overnight-brewed batch of homemade pasta sauce. Slow-cooked to perfection.

Sprinkled with REAL parmesan cheese, freshly grated off a generous chunk.

What ELSE would go with that, than a flagon of rum-- except, perhaps, beer?

Pass the beer, please...

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#25 Apr 8, 2007
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
Perfectly cooked pasta smothered with an overnight-brewed batch of homemade pasta sauce. Slow-cooked to perfection.
Sprinkled with REAL parmesan cheese, freshly grated off a generous chunk.
What ELSE would go with that, than a flagon of rum-- except, perhaps, beer?
Pass the beer, please...
Ok. here's the beer. Is there any more garlic bread?

Since: Dec 06

United States

#26 Apr 8, 2007
Indeed mateys, let's break garlic bread.

Since: Dec 06

United States

#27 Apr 8, 2007
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
Perfectly cooked pasta smothered with an overnight-brewed batch of homemade pasta sauce. Slow-cooked to perfection.
Sprinkled with REAL parmesan cheese, freshly grated off a generous chunk.
What ELSE would go with that, than a flagon of rum-- except, perhaps, beer?
Pass the beer, please...
Homemade is the way to go. We don't need no stinkin' Prego!

Beer, rum or hardy red wine, Bordeaux, Burgundy, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot ...

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#28 Apr 8, 2007
NotAmused wrote:
<quoted text>
Homemade is the way to go. We don't need no stinkin' Prego!
Beer, rum or hardy red wine, Bordeaux, Burgundy, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot ...
Oh Aye! We eat, We Drink, we thank the glorious FSM then we set sail on the mighty midget.

Since: Jan 07

Location hidden

#29 Apr 8, 2007
Hail to the FSM... I love communion days when I get to partake of his body and blood...with meat balls! Seriously, the FSM makes as much sense as the rest of the myths and folklores people believe in.

"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins... give it a read.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#30 Apr 8, 2007
Kcuph wrote:
Most Gracious and delicious Flying Spaghetti Monster, In thy name we pray.
Allow the Pirates! Pagan Pirates of Pastifarianism to unite and sail the great seas in our wooden ships with great sails and spankers. Let us adorn ourselves in striped shirts tricorn hats and carry ridged shiny sabres. Let us abuse other sea farers with rounded bottoms mooning the masses.
Let us end global warming and return to the sea. In your loving grace we ask this.
Touch us with your noodly appendage and bless us in our piracy.
RAmen
There has never a more gracious prayer uttered by a downtrodden, seagoing pirate.

Harrrrr

The Beatification of Capt. Jack Sparrow is currently being discussed by the powers that be.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#31 Apr 8, 2007
For those who have not followed the path of the great noodly one, but have long felt that his presence was with them, the official FSM website is located at:

http://www.venganza.org/

Prosperous Journey

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#32 Apr 8, 2007
In the immortal words of Cap'n Hook.
"Damn my hand is missing"
The great Captain had a point! We are the hands of his most glorious noddliness. Let us come together and wench and grog and pillage and plunder... then take a nap.
Let us dine on stuffed manicotti Ravioli and linguine then take another nap.
Let us fight the swells and marvel at the tanned bodies of the wenches on our decks then... take a nap.
Let us keep our sheets full of both wind and wenches as we again plague the shipping lanes and seek the Spanish gold.
What say ye, my fair buccaneers ?

Since: Dec 06

AOL

#33 Apr 8, 2007
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#34 Apr 8, 2007
Amber B wrote:
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.
Mock? FSM is NOT dedicated to MOCKING other religions-- quite the opposite!

You, AGAIN, have jumped to conclusions WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE of that which you judge.

You're getting quite a bit of practice at doing that, of late.

Pitiful, really. Something that Jesus would NOT approve of, surely.

“Beauty on four legs”

Since: Sep 06

Location hidden

#35 Apr 8, 2007
Is your Christianity so weak that it's threatened by the FSM? Awwww!!! What an impotent little god you have there, Amber.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#36 Apr 8, 2007
Amber B wrote:
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.
Pastafarians everywhere pray for the scales to be removed from your eyes.

Please don't disregard the message of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, your eternal soul is in danger.

Turn from your wicked ways, and let His Noodly appendages caress your quivering flesh.

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#37 Apr 8, 2007
Amber B wrote:
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.
Amber, the only one being mocked is you by your own need of being the victim. You can be a Christian Pastafarian. Enjoy the humor and understand that science and religion are bad bed fellows. You want to be mocked? I'll Mock you all you wish but don't blame a movement of awareness for trashing your religion when it is not. Read Bobby's site. read the Q&A. Pastafarians are not attacking or insulting Christ or Mohammad or Moses or any Abrahamic Prophet or prophecy. You are by judging the actions without knowing the purpose. "Judge not lest ye be judged"

Since: Dec 06

Dade City, FL

#38 Apr 8, 2007
Amber B wrote:
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.
Actually, what really mocks Christianity is fundamentalist, biblical literalist, extremist "Christians". FSM mocks them, not Christianity. To deny reality and pick and choose science that feels comfortable and conforms to your preconceived beliefs mocks all Christians who have the sense and logic to understand that much of the Bible is allegorical, and that any belief they have MUST tie into reality, otherwise their belief is nothing more than whimsy. So it is the dogmatic, fundamental Christians that make a mockery of Christianity.

“Pagan Pirates Unite!”

Since: Jan 07

Monte Vista

#39 Apr 8, 2007
Dennis2 wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually, what really mocks Christianity is fundamentalist, biblical literalist, extremist "Christians". FSM mocks them, not Christianity. To deny reality and pick and choose science that feels comfortable and conforms to your preconceived beliefs mocks all Christians who have the sense and logic to understand that much of the Bible is allegorical, and that any belief they have MUST tie into reality, otherwise their belief is nothing more than whimsy. So it is the dogmatic, fundamental Christians that make a mockery of Christianity.
*slides Dennis2 a beer"

“blow it out your bagpipes”

Since: Dec 06

Salford, Manchester UK

#40 Apr 8, 2007
Amber B wrote:
Of course its mocking Christianity, Sekmet. I do sincerely doubt that you even care.
Actually, Sekhmet was a regular poster at the FSM website. I've seen her posts.

Since: Dec 06

AOL

#41 Apr 8, 2007
well to each his own. At least I know. Its been educational to say the least.

Mocking Christianity? Sure you are. Just like you mock everything else, including me. Nothing but monsters, the whole evo community regulars. Nothing but monsters.

Me: an airhead, dumb as bricks, might have a brain hemorage...and well at least it will be quick? Monsters, all of you reg. evos who said these things: Monsters, and I want the whole world to know just how evil evolutionists can be.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#42 Apr 8, 2007
Amber, I understand your anger. Many are angry when they find out that what they have believed their entire lives is a fraud. You are most welcome into the fold of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Remember though, if you don't accept the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you can blame no one but yourself. The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not want you to spend an eternity in hell, but if you make that decision by refusing his Noodly Goodness, then He will allow you to spend your eternity in agony.

But always know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does love you and has a plan for your life.

And yes, I am wearing full pirate regalia as I write this.

Harrrr

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