The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster / Faith with a side of Parmesan

Jan 8, 2007 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Interesting Thing of the Day

Faith with a side of Parmesan Guest Article by Jillian Hardee I admit that I'm rather obtuse when it comes to religion.

He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.
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Apr 6, 2007
 
It's as credible as anything else I've ever seen.

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Apr 6, 2007
 
Hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
It's as credible as anything else I've ever seen.
Ramen!!!

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Apr 7, 2007
 
I always wanted to be a Pirate. Arghh, matey.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Faith in the FSM yes, but with a side of romano or mizithra.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
You must prove yourself as a true FSM'er and show that you use only freshly grated parmesan on your pasta.

Those that use the stuff in the green can will be branded a luke-warm FSM'er and accused of blasphemy.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Oh dear. I sense a split in the church. Parmesan is so orthodoxical.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Go Pastatfarians.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
There was a schism in the church some time in history. While I don't have access to all of the documents, as they are being hoarded in a mountain somewhere in Italy, I have heard that it centered around the radical concept that FSM was actually shaped like fettuccine in direct opposition to the more traditionally understood spaghetti.

From what I have been able to glean thus far, thanks to my unidentified sources at topix.net , The fettuccine heresy was quashed in the earl 300's AD.

I will update as more information is available.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
It will be interesting to know how penne, rigatoni, ravioli, orzo, lasagna, linguini, elbow, tortellini, ziti, couscous, fusilli, bow tie, and of course the spiritual angel hair branched off.

Are spinach noodles and other vegetarian pastas Protestants?

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Is this meant to mock Christianity?

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Katydid wrote:
You must prove yourself as a true FSM'er and show that you use only freshly grated parmesan on your pasta.
Those that use the stuff in the green can will be branded a luke-warm FSM'er and accused of blasphemy.
It is written:
"Grate thou the freshest Parmesan cheese and spread it on the noodles, then pour thou sauce on the noodles then great thou more cheese to bless the noodley goodness with cheesy goodness."

Do this thing and be touched by the noodley appendage of the most gracious Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen!

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Apr 7, 2007
 
NotAmused wrote:
It will be interesting to know how penne, rigatoni, ravioli, orzo, lasagna, linguini, elbow, tortellini, ziti, couscous, fusilli, bow tie, and of course the spiritual angel hair branched off.
Are spinach noodles and other vegetarian pastas Protestants?
Indeed all noodles are held most blessed in their true forms. Starchy or Spinach, Egg or gluten. All noodles are held in esteem by Pastafarians.
RAmen.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Don't worry Amber. You get to go to Pastafarian heaven, too, and partake of the Beer Volcano. You get your mug filled with the beverage of your choice and all the pasta you can eat.

But be forewarned. As a non-believer, you will have to do the dishes.

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Most Gracious and delicious Flying Spaghetti Monster, In thy name we pray.
Allow the Pirates! Pagan Pirates of Pastifarianism to unite and sail the great seas in our wooden ships with great sails and spankers. Let us adorn ourselves in striped shirts tricorn hats and carry ridged shiny sabres. Let us abuse other sea farers with rounded bottoms mooning the masses.
Let us end global warming and return to the sea. In your loving grace we ask this.
Touch us with your noodly appendage and bless us in our piracy.
RAmen

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Apr 7, 2007
 
Harrr

Ramen !

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This is the evil known as judgment. We Pirates know well the judgmental doom of our creed. Yet we know what is to be done! I call all pirates again to unite and keelhaul the board members and principal of that school. Gather Pirates and show this ilk our holy discontent!

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Apr 7, 2007
 
You think it is mocking Chrisitianity...hummm...naw... .its mocking the religious fanatics of ID/Creationism nonsense who think that religious apologetics should be shoved down in a science classroom where it doesn't belong. So let me dive in Volcanoe Beer and sample ramen noodles in stripper factories with me eye patch.....like DS said that nonbelievers will wash the dishes....ugghhh...har har!
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Apr 7, 2007
 
Amber B wrote:
Is this meant to mock Christianity?
No child, it isn't. It mocks anything that has no bases in reality, no scientific support nothing more than Pastor, Rev. So and What says.

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