A triumph for the FSM
Austria has long been regarded as a reactionary society, so it is splendid news than an Austrian man has, after a three-year struggle, won the right to wear a colander on his head for his passport photograph .
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Since: Dec 10
#1 Jan 26, 2012
This man is obviously a heretic! One does not wear the holy straining vessel on one's head lest your greasy hair spoils the flavor of the sacrifice.
The only appropriate punishment is to boil him 9-11 minutes (depending on his thickness to achieve al dente status) and then be smothered in Marinara sauce (or gravy for some sects.) To demonstrate my tolerance for other Pastafarians, Alfredo sauce is also acceptable. While many may dedicate themselves to a ground burger, sausage, meatball, meatless, or in the case of Alfredo, shrimp, I have yet to receive the secret wisdom of gnawing hunger to determine the favored ingredient for the perfect sacrifice to the FSM (May His Noodly Appendage Touch You).
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