5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics

There are 20 comments on the Freerepublic.com story from Sep 17, 2009, titled 5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics. In it, Freerepublic.com reports that:

Everybody has a zombie contingency plan. A unique and ingenious stratagem they've spent hours contemplating that ensures they and their loved ones will stay alive in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

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GPM

“DILLIGAF?”

Since: Aug 08

San Antonio, TX

#1 Sep 18, 2009
Are Zombies anything like Socialists? They are hard to destroy and work hard to convert everyone they can attack to their way. Socialists do too.

“Tu ne cede malis”

Since: Dec 06

Lots of different places

#2 Sep 18, 2009
GPM wrote:
Are Zombies anything like Socialists? They are hard to destroy and work hard to convert everyone they can attack to their way. Socialists do too.
Sooner or later they all 'come out' of the closet and expose themselves.
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Just be ready with the cameras ...
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“Pompous pontificator”

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3 Sep 18, 2009
This is silly and long, but there's always a kernel of worthwhile info and truth in any story. Also, the comments below the story are as funny or more-so. Worth a scan. Bub

“Constitutionist/ SAF”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#4 Sep 18, 2009
'I AM LEGEND'

Will Smith, 5 stars

Watch the rabid, bloodsucking zombies try to enter Will's fortress (after sunset).

It's not for the fainthearted. Swallow your glycerin tablet before you enter the theatre (or begin the video). If you have any open cuts you should not watch the film either.

Everyone I know who saw this film went out and bought a home defense gun (M16, AR15, 590A1).

“Tu ne cede malis”

Since: Dec 06

Lots of different places

#5 Sep 18, 2009
Tory II wrote:
'I AM LEGEND'
Will Smith, 5 stars
Watch the rabid, bloodsucking zombies try to enter Will's fortress (after sunset).
It's not for the fainthearted. Swallow your glycerin tablet before you enter the theatre (or begin the video). If you have any open cuts you should not watch the film either.
Everyone I know who saw this film went out and bought a home defense gun (M16, AR15, 590A1).
I'll simply eat a few cloves of garlic, and then wizz on them when they come through the door!
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;o)
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Of course I'll also have a 'power projection tool' with me ...

“Constitutionist/ SAF”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#6 Sep 18, 2009
Highlander wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll simply eat a few cloves of garlic, and then wizz on them when they come through the door!
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;o)
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Of course I'll also have a 'power projection tool' with me ...
They chew right thru the walls to get blood (and guns). They know all about a gun owners beefed-up doors. They only come out at night. They hate guns. They're rabid and bloodthirsty, and every one of em are from Long Island and Manhatten.

The rabies came from a liberal M.D. trying to save the world.

:-)

“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!”

Since: Apr 09

Badass Texas

#7 Sep 18, 2009
Tory II wrote:
<quoted text>
They chew right thru the walls to get blood (and guns). They know all about a gun owners beefed-up doors. They only come out at night. They hate guns. They're rabid and bloodthirsty, and every one of em are from Long Island and Manhatten.
The rabies came from a liberal M.D. trying to save the world.
:-)
Tory, uhmm, hope this doesn't mess you up too bad......but, "I am legend" is NOT a documentary.

Really, it's true.

Dumba$$.

Yours truly
Tuco

“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!”

Since: Apr 09

Badass Texas

#8 Sep 18, 2009
Hey Tory, do the zombies take PCP and wear body armor, too?

Yours truly
Tuco

“Tu ne cede malis”

Since: Dec 06

Lots of different places

#9 Sep 18, 2009
Tuco the Provacateur wrote:
Hey Tory, do the zombies take PCP and wear body armor, too?
Yours truly
Tuco
GET LOST, you freaking loser!
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YOU have LOST ALL credibility here on TOPIX!
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What will you do next? Will you PUSH the obamaniac's so-called 'health care' plan?
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:-))
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“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!”

Since: Apr 09

Badass Texas

#10 Sep 18, 2009
Highlander wrote:
<quoted text>
GET LOST, you freaking loser!
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YOU have LOST ALL credibility here on TOPIX!
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What will you do next? Will you PUSH the obamaniac's so-called 'health care' plan?
.
:-))
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Eeewwwwwww, is HL mad?

Oh no!

Have I lost credibility in HL's eyes?

Oh no!

Are YOU the final arbiter of who does and who does not have credibility here on Topix?

Wait, you have no credibility with me.

What now?

Yours truly
Tuco

“Tu ne cede malis”

Since: Dec 06

Lots of different places

#11 Sep 18, 2009
Tuco the Provacateur wrote:
<quoted text>Eeewwwwwww, is HL mad?
Oh no!
Have I lost credibility in HL's eyes?
Oh no!
Are YOU the final arbiter of who does and who does not have credibility here on Topix?
Wait, you have no credibility with me.
What now?
Yours truly
Tuco
We understand the essence of your outburst: You no longer have cred.
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Go away and come back as a 'new' NWO freak ...
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Sort of like the 'new Nixon,' and the 'new, new Nixon.'
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:-))
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“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!”

Since: Apr 09

Badass Texas

#12 Sep 18, 2009
Highlander wrote:
<quoted text>
We understand the essence of your outburst: You no longer have cred.
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Go away and come back as a 'new' NWO freak ...
.
Sort of like the 'new Nixon,' and the 'new, new Nixon.'
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:-))
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Okay, okay.

I understand that in your worldview there is only two types of people, the freakjob conspiracy theorist (you and those who have credibility with you), and dirty evil, Jewish, banker, financiers who pull the strings and control EVERYTHING, and their supporters (or everybody who doesn't swallow your pathetic bullshit).

I think I can live without credibility in your eyes quite well, thank you very much.

What a goon!

Yours truly
Tuco

“Constitutionist/ SAF”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#13 Sep 19, 2009
Tuco the Provacateur wrote:
<quoted text>Okay, okay.
I understand that in your worldview there is only two types of people, the freakjob conspiracy theorist (you and those who have credibility with you), and dirty evil, Jewish, banker, financiers who pull the strings and control EVERYTHING, and their supporters (or everybody who doesn't swallow your pathetic bullshit).
I think I can live without credibility in your eyes quite well, thank you very much.
What a goon!
Yours truly
Tuco
You're the freakjob conspiracy theorist who tells Americans our enemies hate us and want to kill us because we like rock n roll music and women with short skirts. Go suck Hitler for thirty minutes, hero.

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#14 Sep 20, 2009
Tory II wrote:
'I AM LEGEND'
Will Smith, 5 stars
Watch the rabid, bloodsucking zombies try to enter Will's fortress (after sunset).
It's not for the fainthearted. Swallow your glycerin tablet before you enter the theatre (or begin the video). If you have any open cuts you should not watch the film either.
Everyone I know who saw this film went out and bought a home defense gun (M16, AR15, 590A1).
Did you know that a "I am legend" prequel is in the works?

Have you done any research on where that movie came from? Richard Matheson wrote the original story in a book called, "I am Legend". The book was made into two earlier movies. One starring Vincent Price called "Last Man on Earth", the other starred Charleton Heston and was called "Omega Man". I've read the book, it was pretty good actually. I also own these two movies on DVD. When "Omega Man" first came to the theater, I saw it on the big screen. Then, it was a really scary movie and Heston pulls the role off real well. His choice car was a convertible mustang so that he use his S&W Model 76 9mm Submachine Gun to shoot zombies.

The movie "Omega Man" has a cult like following and a fan put together a tribute collage of clips to the movie put to cory hart's "I wear my sunglasses at night". It definitely rocks, here's the linky:



I just played it and it appears that you have to let it load a bit so that it plays smooth so just hit pause and let the red line get ahead of the play cursor a bit. I highly recomend a copy of both of these movies, "Last Man on Earth" and "Omega Man", If you liked the Will Smith movie, "I am legend".

I knew that Richard Matheson had wrote several of the old "Twighlight Zone" episodes, so I googled his name and Wiki said that Matheson wrote season 1, episode 5, of the original "Star Trek" series. That's the one called, "The Enemy Within", where two Kirks come of out of the transporter room.

Richard Matheson, according to IMDB, wrote episodes for "Combat", "The Night Stalker", "Night Gallery", "Outer Limits", and 16 episdoes of "The Twilight Zone".

Additionally, he wrote so many screenplays for movies we have all seen over the years and never knew he was their writer, here is the link to IMBD for Richard Matheson:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0558577/

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#15 Sep 20, 2009
ha, at about 2:10 seconds into the "sunglasses at night" youtube video, the "zombies" use a catapult to launch a fire ball into Neville's penthouse and he comes out in his smoking jacket with BAR and starts pounding the hell out them jerks.

“Constitutionist/ SAF”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#16 Sep 21, 2009
Richard_ wrote:
<quoted text>Did you know that a "I am legend" prequel is in the works?
I'm not going to give away the priceless esoterica found in this excellent performamce and production. I rarely watch film or tv series.

'I AM LEGEND' is unforgettable.

GPM

“DILLIGAF?”

Since: Aug 08

San Antonio, TX

#17 Sep 21, 2009
Richard_ wrote:
<quoted text>Did you know that a "I am legend" prequel is in the works?
Have you done any research on where that movie came from? Richard Matheson wrote the original story in a book called, "I am Legend". The book was made into two earlier movies. One starring Vincent Price called "Last Man on Earth", the other starred Charleton Heston and was called "Omega Man". I've read the book, it was pretty good actually. I also own these two movies on DVD. When "Omega Man" first came to the theater, I saw it on the big screen. Then, it was a really scary movie and Heston pulls the role off real well. His choice car was a convertible mustang so that he use his S&W Model 76 9mm Submachine Gun to shoot zombies.
The movie "Omega Man" has a cult like following and a fan put together a tribute collage of clips to the movie put to cory hart's "I wear my sunglasses at night". It definitely rocks, here's the linky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ymaj5r2BMIAXX
I just played it and it appears that you have to let it load a bit so that it plays smooth so just hit pause and let the red line get ahead of the play cursor a bit. I highly recomend a copy of both of these movies, "Last Man on Earth" and "Omega Man", If you liked the Will Smith movie, "I am legend".
I knew that Richard Matheson had wrote several of the old "Twighlight Zone" episodes, so I googled his name and Wiki said that Matheson wrote season 1, episode 5, of the original "Star Trek" series. That's the one called, "The Enemy Within", where two Kirks come of out of the transporter room.
Richard Matheson, according to IMDB, wrote episodes for "Combat", "The Night Stalker", "Night Gallery", "Outer Limits", and 16 episdoes of "The Twilight Zone".
Additionally, he wrote so many screenplays for movies we have all seen over the years and never knew he was their writer, here is the link to IMBD for Richard Matheson:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0558577/
Prior to Omega Man was The Last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price.

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#18 Sep 21, 2009
GPM wrote:
<quoted text>Prior to Omega Man was The Last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price.
Yeah, that's correct, but try wording it in the form of a question next time.

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#19 Sep 21, 2009
Tory II wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not going to give away the priceless esoterica found in this excellent performamce and production. I rarely watch film or tv series.
'I AM LEGEND' is unforgettable.
It was OK, try reading the book, it will give more depth to the charcter of Neville and the, ahem, "zombies" who can call him out by name and want him dead.
Ronny Jo

Redmond, WA

#21 Jun 5, 2012
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