Two line rhyme

Cookie_Parker

Since: Sep 08

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#21 Jan 25, 2013
Good ones, Cisco Kid. Welcome!!!
MLK

Charlotte, NC

#22 Jan 25, 2013
O dear Lord who are in heaven, why O why did you create O sooooo many Gods and religions?
Just as I neared total insanity, you O Lord showed me every single one was man made mythology!

Cookie_Parker

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#23 Jan 25, 2013
MLK wrote:
O dear Lord who are in heaven, why O why did you create O sooooo many Gods and religions?
Just as I neared total insanity, you O Lord showed me every single one was man made mythology!
hhhm....pretty good. "insanity and mythology" i get. But heaven and religious?

Still great effort.
MLK

Charlotte, NC

#24 Jan 25, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
hhhm....pretty good. "insanity and mythology" i get. But heaven and religious?
Still great effort.
Okay u got me, Facts r Facts n Rhymes r Rhymes! LOL

Cookie_Parker

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#25 Jan 25, 2013
MLK wrote:
<quoted text> Okay u got me, Facts r Facts n Rhymes r Rhymes! LOL
LOL!!!

Since: Aug 08

Somewhere in Ireland

#26 Jan 25, 2013
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
So she stood on it.

I shoot my arrows up in the air
They come down to earth I know not where
I lose all my bloody arrows that way!

Cookie_Parker

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#27 Jan 25, 2013
Okay...but now try your own.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#28 Jan 25, 2013
Words of wisdom, these I know
Never eat yellow snow.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#29 Jan 25, 2013
My neighbours willy is 3 feet long
He sometimes wears it as a thong.
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#30 Jan 25, 2013
Roland_Deschain wrote:
My neighbours willy is 3 feet long
He sometimes wears it as a thong.
Will he limp to the left or to the right?
Depends on which foot the thong's on tonight.
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#31 Jan 25, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Good ones, Cisco Kid. Welcome!!!
Thank you kindly Cookie_Parker.
Now I'll go before I rhyme darker.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#32 Jan 25, 2013
To them all I tried to tell,
That without Jesus they will end up in Hell.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#33 Jan 25, 2013
So come to Jesus and get washed in the blood,
or stay with the devil and follow a dud.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#34 Jan 26, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
To them all I tried to tell,
That without Jesus they will end up in Hell.
In reality hell isn't there.
Fundies conceptualise to try and scare.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#35 Jan 26, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
So come to Jesus and get washed in the blood,
or stay with the devil and follow a dud.
Fundies are silly sods.
Atheism is LACK of gods.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#36 Jan 26, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
<quoted text>
Will he limp to the left or to the right?
Depends on which foot the thong's on tonight.
A thong which goes between the legs.
Rather like a pair of kegs.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#37 Jan 28, 2013
Neighbors, really, if we'll see
Each one matters, unique beauty
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#38 Jan 28, 2013
Saw Sarah Palin preparing to hunt.
My, she's such a silly politician.

Cookie_Parker

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#39 Jan 28, 2013
LOL!!! You guys are good

But days keep, you really should...;)

Hell Sucks

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#40 Jan 28, 2013
To the "Christians" here that think they're "real"
We all know there's nothing sincere about their spiel

Hell sucks, this I'm told
So I will seek heaven's streets of gold

And for those that lie and hate and judge
Offer nothing here but their obsessive grudge

When those they called devils enter heavens gate
They will be judged as they judged others with endless hate.

{That's 2 lines. I just did it 4 times.}

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