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#1 Jan 24, 2013
We have such talent on here, let's try some rhyming games and others games to get out of the intensity of our postings on occasion.

Maybe?

This is something we can do
so we do not become unglue........d

I know.."Cheater, cheater."

LOL!!!

Your turn.

Since: Dec 09

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#2 Jan 24, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
We have such talent on here, let's try some rhyming games and others games to get out of the intensity of our postings on occasion.
Maybe?
This is something we can do
so we do not become unglue........d
I know.."Cheater, cheater."
LOL!!!
Your turn.
While the universe may be as great as they say,
Would anyone be missed if they didn't exist?

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#3 Jan 24, 2013
Little Nettie had a drum
trimmed in fleece white as snow
And everywhere Nettie and her drum went
The bandwagon was sure to show

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#4 Jan 24, 2013
To be or not to be a Gummy Bear
Oh dear
Gummy Bears have no hair
I fear

Gummy Bears bounce
So I have been told
Some of them flounce
And they are old

To be a Gummy Bear
Is a waste of time
But if you dare
You'll end up in a rhyme

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#5 Jan 24, 2013
My poems are not two lines.
Rats.
I will try again later.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#6 Jan 25, 2013
Fundies worship only the bible
This makes them very tribal.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#7 Jan 25, 2013
Sex is forbidden to all fundies.
So they wear glued on undies.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#8 Jan 25, 2013
Don't get hurted.
It ain't worth it.

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#9 Jan 25, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
My poems are not two lines.
Rats.
I will try again later.
Your poems are great...keep going.

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#10 Jan 25, 2013
Roland_Deschain wrote:
Sex is forbidden to all fundies.
So they wear glued on undies.
LOL!!!

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#11 Jan 25, 2013
janeebee wrote:
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While the universe may be as great as they say,
Would anyone be missed if they didn't exist?
That's cool.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#12 Jan 25, 2013
The dog next door has massive balls.
They act as cushions if it falls.

HG has a minuscule willy.
The advantage is, it's not so chilly.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#13 Jan 25, 2013
I'm gonna get me religion and join the Baptist Church.
I'll be a Baptist minister so I don't have to work.

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#14 Jan 25, 2013
Fundies speak in unknown tongue
From whence 30,000 denominations sprung

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#15 Jan 25, 2013
Monday, Monday, another fundie at my door
Laci healed them of their devils and they are no more

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#16 Jan 25, 2013
GodSmacked 'decides' who is credible
With words derived from psychobabble

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#17 Jan 25, 2013
There once was a poster named Penny
But now her names are many

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#18 Jan 25, 2013
Little Ole Nettie has a computer
And as far as I know no one can mute her
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#19 Jan 25, 2013
The fundie condemned while thumping his Bible,
Which only made him that much more liable.
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#20 Jan 25, 2013
In the eyes of God,
Who is the fraud?

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