Okay, here is what i came up with aft...

Okay, here is what i came up with after reading online!

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after much reading

Las Vegas, NV

#1 May 11, 2013
Here is what needs to happen!

I have to manufacture a time machine! So that i can go back in time and destroy my dads ballzack before i was shot out of there!

Unfortunately i don't know if this is possible at all because im already here, meaning that it would turn into an eternal quest.

The 80's already happened. meaning i was born. My time travelling self would have already failed, and possibly many times if i wasn't killed.

My father would be wondering who this crazy person is trying to kill his ballz repeatedly, id probably be locked away in a looney bin.

Another possibility is that i succeed in smashing my dads sacred nutz! But he turns out not to be my father at all, what a twist! So im doomed to seek out the real culprit but to no avail.

The bad thing is my childhood self would have no idea what was coming. He would grow up and go back to kill his father's reproductive organs not realizing that while he was a child his future self had already tried, and possibly several times at that.

Well, i guess one could say im boned then!

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