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Watchman

London, KY

#234 Dec 2, 2012
I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
Where is He: seated at the right hand of the Father: that where i am there you may be also. So if we are in Him, we are already in heaven. not trying to get to heaven but already there if you can receive it, if not stay in the system and try to work your way to heaven! GOOD LUCK! stay there and believe the lie that if you follow their ideas one of these day if you work hard enough and do enough good works maybe you can get as smart as i am because it could be that easy because if it was you know i you preacher would have told you, but really i don't know the truth so i have to keep you in bondage and try and make you like it because i have a degree in stupidity and i get paid well for it. I am building this kingdom of darkness for all you that are to lazy to seek the Lord for the Truth because if you do that you have to leave me and i won't be able to finance my kingdom so you surely don't want that to happen to me because i love you and i have lie to you for 20 years.
Saul 25

Quitman, AR

#235 Jan 9, 2014
Sceptical_Mal wrote:
Ok, so he will reward us for what we have done so here we go.
I am married for over 20 years and have two delightful children.
I have remained faithful to my wife.
I have never stolen.
I do not lie.
I do not do drugs and never have although I do partake of a drink or three
I have been at my present employment for almost 20 years.
My reward is apparently a lake of fire according to you.
As strange as it seems,yes, your future, unless you commit to God and accept Christ as Savior, is the lake of fire. Of course there is no way that this seems fair to the human mind living in this world...however what seems fair to us is not the issue. The issue is that you have been warned and given a way to escape,so if you reject that Way,then it is your own fault.

Since: Feb 13

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#236 Jan 11, 2014
Jesus has been reincarnated and is alive on earth today His new name is William Alan Troetschel and he is the leader of the sons of darkness. This time, he won't be crucified, he will burst into flames. Ezekiel 28:18. He is a thief and a false witness and has also sinned against the living God. Crucifixion is the "death of the uncircumcised" Ezekiel 28:10.

“Live &”

Since: Feb 10

Learn

#237 Jan 11, 2014
susanblange wrote:
Jesus has been reincarnated and is alive on earth today His new name is William Alan Troetschel and he is the leader of the sons of darkness. This time, he won't be crucified, he will burst into flames. Ezekiel 28:18. He is a thief and a false witness and has also sinned against the living God. Crucifixion is the "death of the uncircumcised" Ezekiel 28:10.
The more you post like that the more of an ass you make yourself out to be.
Disciple

United States

#238 Jan 11, 2014
susanblange wrote:
Jesus has been reincarnated and is alive on earth today His new name is William Alan Troetschel and he is the leader of the sons of darkness. This time, he won't be crucified, he will burst into flames. Ezekiel 28:18. He is a thief and a false witness and has also sinned against the living God. Crucifixion is the "death of the uncircumcised" Ezekiel 28:10.
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William AlanTroetschel....Are you high???

Since: Aug 12

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#239 Jan 12, 2014
no one wants to listen to arabs any more, there ruining this planet, have done for the last 2000 years
susanblange wrote:
Jesus has been reincarnated and is alive on earth today His new name is William Alan Troetschel and he is the leader of the sons of darkness. This time, he won't be crucified, he will burst into flames. Ezekiel 28:18. He is a thief and a false witness and has also sinned against the living God. Crucifixion is the "death of the uncircumcised" Ezekiel 28:10.

Since: Aug 12

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#240 Jan 12, 2014
Boxing Day morning. Jesus is up early playing with his new myrrh. The wise men are making coffee. Mary and Joseph come downstairs, with Mary sporting a massive black eye. One of the wise men says,
"Christ! What happened?" to which Joseph replies:
"First shag I've had in six months and the bitch starts screaming her ex's name."
susanblange wrote:
Jesus has been reincarnated and is alive on earth today His new name is William Alan Troetschel and he is the leader of the sons of darkness. This time, he won't be crucified, he will burst into flames. Ezekiel 28:18. He is a thief and a false witness and has also sinned against the living God. Crucifixion is the "death of the uncircumcised" Ezekiel 28:10.

Richie T

Since: Aug 12

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#241 Jan 12, 2014
Pat McRotch wrote:
I have volunteered my time, and donated money, blood and food to those in need. I have taken in chilren with no homes. I have never been arrested, or given a ticket. I work with the elderly and the mentally handicapped kids. I also have been faithful to my spouse of 25 yrs. I imagine my reward is the same.
www.scribd.com/doc/31322017 ...

Richie T

Since: Aug 12

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#242 Jan 12, 2014
Sceptical_Mal wrote:
Ok, so he will reward us for what we have done so here we go.
I am married for over 20 years and have two delightful children.
I have remained faithful to my wife.
I have never stolen.
I do not lie.
I do not do drugs and never have although I do partake of a drink or three
I have been at my present employment for almost 20 years.
My reward is apparently a lake of fire according to you.
Have you ever taken something that did not belong to you? Then, you are a thief in the eyes of God. Ever told a fib? Then, you are branded a liar. Ever hated someone without just cause? You just graduated to being a murderer. Looked upon a woman (or man) with lust in your heart? You are an adulterer. How about pay extravagant attention to an object or another person? Congratulations, you are an idolater.

www.scribd.com/doc/31322017 ...

Richie T

Since: Aug 12

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#243 Jan 12, 2014
Nettiebelle wrote:
Preacherdude left out the fact that there are two judgments:
1. at the time of death.
2. at the time of the return of Christ.
he two judgments are:

The Judgement Seat

The Judgement Throne

The seat is for Christians, who will give an account for their lives after conversion. It has nothing to do with salvation, for they cannot come into condemnation and have already" passed from death into life." It will be a judgement for rewards.

The throne is for those who died outside of Christ, rejecting His gift of salvation. There is no hope of salvation. By their own sins and failed works, they will be condemned. If it were possible to be saved by our works, there would have been no reason for Jesus the Christ to come and die in out place.

Since: Aug 08

Somewhere in Ireland

#244 Jan 12, 2014
Richie T wrote:
<quoted text>Have you ever taken something that did not belong to you? Then, you are a thief in the eyes of God. Ever told a fib? Then, you are branded a liar. Ever hated someone without just cause? You just graduated to being a murderer. Looked upon a woman (or man) with lust in your heart? You are an adulterer. How about pay extravagant attention to an object or another person? Congratulations, you are an idolater.
www.scribd.com/doc/31322017 ...
Congratulations, you are a self righteous fundie assh*le!

Richie T

Since: Aug 12

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#245 Jan 12, 2014
swerty wrote:
Boxing Day morning. Jesus is up early playing with his new myrrh. The wise men are making coffee. Mary and Joseph come downstairs, with Mary sporting a massive black eye. One of the wise men says,
"Christ! What happened?" to which Joseph replies:
"First shag I've had in six months and the bitch starts screaming her ex's name."<quoted text>
God mercy will not endure forever:

www.scribd.com/doc/31322017 ...

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