"Iím saying GOD doesnít exist!"

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LGK

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Apr 22, 2013
 
I wonder if jesus masturbated? Who did he picture naked when he did? Praise jesus.

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LGK wrote:
I wonder if jesus masturbated? Who did he picture naked when he did? Praise jesus.
Jesus masturbated. Did he lie about it is the real question.

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OKAY wrote:
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Actually, anyone outside the RCC is considered a pagan...I know, cuz when I was younger, my good friend always called me that.(He being a Catholic and I a Lutheran)
Not according to billy graham evangelistic association cult list.

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ILUVSATAN wrote:
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good point jammer....maybe one of the devout christians can address this important issue... DID JESUS WHACK 0FF? Then of course, next question is BL0W-- J0BS...did he partake with the apostles?
The apostles were sheepherders just like them dudes in the movie Brokeback Mountain. I could see it happening, a small tight group of close friend out in the woods night after night.Gets cold and lonely out there. Of course they would take the Ted Haggard way out.AKA lie their asses off. PUN intended...

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If you Google "jesus masturbating" there is a photo of him doing just that.

I'm sure the Christians will scream "It's Photoshopped! It's Photoshopped!" but the joke will be on them ,because they didn't have Photoshop back in those days!

http://embracetheabsurdity.files.wordpress.co...
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Apr 22, 2013
 
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Not exactly true.
Einstein admitted he made a mistake when he proposed the static universe model after Edwin Hubble proved it was expanding.
And for the record, both Einstein and Hubble were atheists.
Go Team Rational!
Confession is good for the soul.

"In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views."
Albert Einstein

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downhill246

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Apr 22, 2013
 
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Calculus is much older than that, you moron.
Eudoxus and Archimedes were among the first to formalize it several centuries before the time of Christ. And they were pagans.
Chinese mathematicians invented heuristics in the 3rd century AD. And they were pagans.
In the 14th century, Indian mathematician Madhava of Sangamagrama computed and infinite series approximations. And he was a Hindu.
Perhaps one the most infamous controversies in the history of science is the one between Newton and Leibniz over the invention of the in&#64257;nitesimal calculus
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~sastry/hs323/calcul...

The discovery of calculus is often attributed to two men, Isaac Newton and Gottfried Leibniz, who independently developed its foundations.
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~sastry/hs323/calcul...

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Apr 22, 2013
 
No.
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Confession is good for the soul.
"In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views."
Albert Einstein
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downhill246

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Apr 22, 2013
 
ILUVSATAN wrote:
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is there a point to your statement?.....being baptised christian when you are 6 mo. old and having no say in it makes you a christian...so? I am technically a catholic as well...yeah, so what? Did I have a choice in it?
Obviously you are not one now so you made a choice.Newton chose to remain a believer.

"Atheism is so senseless. When I look at the solar system, I see the earth at the right distance from the sun to receive the proper amounts of heat and light. This did not happen by chance. The motions of the planets require a Divine arm to impress them."
Sir Isaac Newton,
Inventor, Scientist and teacher Isaac Newton, John Hudson Tiner, page 21 Mott Media, 1975

"This most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion of an intelligent Being... All variety of created objects which represent order and life in the universe could happen only by the willful reasoning of its original Creator, Whom I call the Lord God."
óSir Isaac Newton

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Apr 22, 2013
 
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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No he didn't. Besides, I'm a Catholic. So were Newton, Fermat and Cavalieri. You're a fundie. You hate Catholics.
God bless you.


Last time I checked I was catholic and since my list is longer than your list, you become the fundie by default.God bless you, too.

Fallopius,Roman Catholic, for whom the Fallopian tube was named, was an eminent physiologist.
Braille, Roman Catholic, invented the Braille system for the blind.
De Chauliac, Roman Catholic, a Papal physician, was the father of modern surgery and hospitals.
Columbo, Roman Catholic, discovered the pulmonary circulation of the blood.
Eustachius, Roman Catholic, for whom the Eustachian tube was named, was one of the founders of modern anatomy.
Kircher, Roman Catholic priest, made the first definite statement of the germ theory of disease
Lancist, Roman catholic, a Papal physician, was the father of clinical medicine.
Lavoisier, Roman Catholic, is called Father of Modern Chemistry.
Muller, Roman Catholic, was the greatest biologist of the 19th century, founder of modern physiology.
Pasteur, Roman Catholic, called the "Father of Bacteriology," and inventor of bio-therapeutics, was the leading scientist of the 19th century.
Theodoric, Roman Catholic Bishop, discovered anesthesia in the 13th century.
Vesalius, Roman Catholic, was the founder of modern anatomical science.
Carrell,Roman catholic, Nobel prize winner in medicine and physiology, is renowned for his work in surgical technique.
Fabricius, Roman Catholic, discovered the valvular system of the veins.
Laennec, Roman Catholic, invented the stethoscope.
Malpighi,Roman Catholic, a Papal physician, was a botanist, and the father of comparative physiology.
Morgagni,Roman Catholic, founder of modern pathology; made important studies in aneurisms.
Gregory Mendel, Roman Catholic, was the father of genetics
Copernicus, Romsan Catholic priest, expounded the Copernican system.
Galileo,Roman Catholic, astronomer, is the father of experimental science.
Georges Lemaitre, Roman Catholic priest, is the Father of the Big bang Theory.
Guttenberg, Roman Catholic, invented the printing press.
Enrico Fermi, Roman Catholic, pioneer in atomic physics.
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Apr 22, 2013
 
Thinking wrote:
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ILUVSATAN wrote:
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he believed in god?... what kind of idiot are you.....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/eins...
Albert Einstein's "God Letter" was sold for $3,000,100 to an anonymous online bidder.
According to eBay, there were only two bids on the historic document, but the competition was enough to bump the sale to just above the asking price of $3 million, i09 notes.
However, when the auction was announced earlier this month, Eric Gazin, president of the Los Angeles-based auction house that handled the sale, speculated the item might triple its opening bid threshold, Fox News reports.
The auction closed Oct. 18.
The handwritten letter, sent to Jewish philosopher Erik Gutkind shortly before Einstein's death, references several philosophical and theological themes including religion and tribalism. The letter also expresses Einstein's belief that God does not exist.
Here is a partial translation of Einstein's letter (via Auction Cause):
The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. These subtilised interpretations are highly manifold according to their nature and have almost nothing to do with the original text. For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything 'chosen' about them.
John Brooke, professor emeritus of science and religion at Oxford University, told the Associated Press that the letter lends weight to the notion that "Einstein was not a conventional theist" ó although he was not an atheist, either.

"Like many great scientists of the past, he is rather quirky about religion, and not always consistent from one period to another," Brooke said

Brooke said Einstein believed "there is some kind of intelligence working its way through nature. But it is certainly not a conventional Christian or Judaic religious view."

http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2008/05/13...
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Apr 22, 2013
 
Newton was wrong about many things.
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Obviously you are not one now so you made a choice.Newton chose to remain a believer.
"Atheism is so senseless. When I look at the solar system, I see the earth at the right distance from the sun to receive the proper amounts of heat and light. This did not happen by chance. The motions of the planets require a Divine arm to impress them."
Sir Isaac Newton,
Inventor, Scientist and teacher Isaac Newton, John Hudson Tiner, page 21 Mott Media, 1975
"This most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion of an intelligent Being... All variety of created objects which represent order and life in the universe could happen only by the willful reasoning of its original Creator, Whom I call the Lord God."
óSir Isaac Newton
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Thinking

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I understand that Newton rejected the trinity but as I am not a believer, I have no vested interest here.

Thank you for responding.
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It's possible. He did expose 1 John 5:7 as a corruption of scripture.
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
That, of course, does not make him anti-trinitarian.
He also exposed 1 Timothy 3:16 in which 'He' was corrupted to 'God'.
He was right; and these corruptions have been excised from Catholic Bibles and other scholarly Bibles but not King James Bibles.
Thinking

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If you are truly laughing out loud, there are mental health professionals that may be able to help you.
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LOL
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15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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No he didn't. Besides, I'm a Catholic. So were Newton, Fermat and Cavalieri. You're a fundie. You hate Catholics.
God bless you.
And you hate fundies and piss on them. Hypocritical liar.
Me Myself and I

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ILUVSATAN wrote:
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is there a point to your statement?.....being baptised christian when you are 6 mo. old and having no say in it makes you a christian...so? I am technically a catholic as well...yeah, so what? Did I have a choice in it?
You do now don't you? Idiot.
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LGK wrote:
I wonder if jesus masturbated? Who did he picture naked when he did? Praise jesus.
Leave it to an absolute loser to interject something so perverted. Watch the rest of the perverts pick this up and run with it.
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Thinking wrote:
Newton was wrong about many things.
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So are you. You are DEFINTTELY wrong when you deny God.

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NorCal Rose wrote:
<quoted text>Idiot, show me the proof from Hubble, give us the name of the proof and when science accepted it as proof and thus got into the proof business. Idiot.....Nope, idiot, Eintein was no atheist, in fact he believed in God all his life....he just did not believe in a judging God. He basically rejected his Judaism religion. Darn fool, I reject Hinduism in its purest form.
IN fact,neither one of them ever reconciled singularities, quantum mechanisms or the theory of relativity inside black holes. You can not propose a scientific plausible theory about an expanding universe unless you can prove that physics is relative at the quantum level.
First of all, you claimed Einstein believed in a static universe. That is clearly not true. Einstein originally proposed that the universe was static but later admitted he was wrong. His final position was that the universe is expanding.

Your claim is similar to me saying that your mother breast feeds you. She may have done so when you were a child, but no longer does.

I hope so, anyway...

So right off the bat you were proved wrong, but you didn't admit it. Instead you called me an idiot.

Coming from a liar such as yourself, that's irrelevant.

As for proof that the universe is expanding, the evidence is as overwhelming.

Hubble's observed that the red shift of galaxies was directly proportional to the distance of the galaxy from earth. That meant that things farther away from Earth were moving away faster. In other words, the universe must be expanding. The ratio of distance to redshift was 170 kilometers/second per light year of distance, now called Hubble's constant. And since 1929, no one has been able to disprove it.

The universe is expanding, which means there was a Big Bang, which means your Bible is wrong and your God is non-existent.

If that doesn't make you weep, then this will: your waistline is expanding at an even faster rate.

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