"I’m saying GOD doesn’t exist!"
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bill

Alexandria, VA

#2691 Nov 1, 2013
jesus never existed at any time period in history, get over it christians.
Huh

Sussex, WI

#2692 Nov 4, 2013
bill wrote:
jesus never existed at any time period in history, get over it christians.
wow, the figure Jesus is the 'most famous' person to have walked this earth. Too hard to grasp?

Get over it, billy.
Huh

Sussex, WI

#2693 Nov 4, 2013
Hardie-Har-Har wrote:
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Hi Ragu,...
I'm glad that U think my air is "HOT",... because; ...
It's what's happenin'!... All the gods are dying,...
INCLUDING your biblegods,... Volcanic YHWH and Ghetto Jesus!
You say, "time will not allow me to expound on those ways." (??)
Well,... that's because "TIME" is your enemy and expositor!...
Hardie-Har-Har!
Actually, time is 'your' enemy. All foretold prophecy coming true right in front of your very blind eyes.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#2701 Nov 6, 2013
ragus wrote:
The old saying is truer than ever: "If only closed minds, came with closed mouths"
Good point. The forum was much more pleasant prior to the sola scriptura hillbilly fundamentalist infestation.

God bless you.

Since: Nov 10

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#2702 Nov 6, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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Good point. The forum was much more pleasant prior to the sola scriptura hillbilly fundamentalist infestation.
God bless you.
Yea, pleasant because you could get away with your hypocritical bullying. Which I will demonstrate today. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted because those days are OVER!!!
Huh

Sussex, WI

#2704 Nov 6, 2013
Hardie-Har-Har wrote:
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Harr-Harr, Huh!(??)...
Ye blunder big when ye try to equate FAME with TRUTH!
'tis oil and water ye boil together,... my fine-powdered friend....
You obviously need some edu... badly,...
Welcome to Fame School,... Hey-Hey, Huh!...
Your first lesson includes some wisps of wisdom about "FAME!":
"What is fame?... Just a fancied-up life in others' breath!" - Alexander Pope
"... That we may understand that fame is no way to test merit!" - Thomas Carlyle
The prize is the quiet, lightning deed,...
Not the applauding thunder that men call fame....
The wake of Christ is froth with greed,...
How idle to boast,... "Immortal His Name!"
"Folly loves the martyrdom of fame." - Lord Byron
"The temple of fame stands upon His (Christ's) grave:...
The flames that burn upon his altars are kindled...
from the ashes of dead men."
- William Hazlitt
"Time magnifies everything after death;
A man's fame increases as it passes from mouth to mouth,
... post humus!" - Sextus Propertius
His fame then was very cheap when the first couriers sped; ...
And they kept'o fame ever since, by kept'o hanging Him dead.
"Fame, if not double fac'd, is double mouth'd,
And with contrary blast proclaims most deeds;
On both his wings, one black, the other white,
Bears greatest names in his wild aery flight." - John Milton
"Miserum est aliorum incumbere famæ....
It is a wretched thing to live on the fame of others."
- Juvenal, Satires, VIII. 76
DEATH is the Food of FAME!...
Dear Dead Jesus,...
We will avenge you with this promise, Master:
We'll make thee famous by OUR words,...
And make thee glorious by OUR swords.
- Signed:... CHRISTIANITY!
Hardie-Har-Har!
So, you 'think' HIS name carried on by being famous? That's too funny even for you, hardly har most likely harless.
Huh

Sussex, WI

#2705 Nov 6, 2013
Hardie-Har-Har wrote:
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Harr-Harr!,... on that constantly-echoing hollow note there, Huh!...
Of course your fundie boast is toothless as well as proof-less!...
Well Now,... HEE-HEE-HEE-HERE,...
I'll make up a prophecy for U that is as sure as the sunrise in its fulfillment! Why,... it's so sure a prophecy that I'll even record it in the Xtra-Holy Jolly Bible,... which Is an up-to-date revision of the dead scratchings which U fundies are wasting your lives reading....
I'll even play on Pete's obsolescent lecture,... ya know,... that impromptu one which he supposedly delivered in his pajamas during Pentecost,... when Holy Casper appeared:
Acts 2, according to the XHJB (Xtra-Holy Jolly Bible):
"The big 'Jesus Lie' filling the earth today all started away back nearly 2000 years ago,...
when some 120 Zippo Cigarette Lighters were held alit atop those Jesus-followin' Jews at the Pentecost Festival.... Everybody thought they were witnessin' divine magic ghostings because they never saw Zippos before. They needed 120 Cheech and Chong-sized joints to compliment the Zippo Lighters and I'm sure everybody would've seen the light,... ehh!
...
Acts 2:22 (Pete's Feat)“Fellow Israelites, listen to this: Jesus of Nazareth was a man accredited by his obviously false miracles, wonders and signs, which his BibleGod did among you, as you yourselves imagined.... 23 This man was handed over to you by BibleGod’s deliberate diabolically-monstrous plan; and you, with the help of wicked men put him to death by nailing his azz to the cross.... 24 BibleGod could NOT raise him up from the dead, or free him from the agony of death, because it's damned impossible to raise anyone from death.... Hey,... I've tried it myself,... failed, and lied about it to you!
29 “Fellow Israelites, I can tell you confidently that the patriarch King David died and was buried, and his tomb is here to this day. 30 And I know BibleGoddamnedably just as well that his kid, Jesus, followed in his daddy's footsteps,... y'know,... it's a 'lika-father-lika-son' kinda thing. 31 David spoke of BibleGod resurrecting his son in his psalm,... but evidently, BibleDog jest ain't got his sh!t together on that score; OBVIOUSLY,... since Jesus has been dead now for some 2-grand years and will stay that way for at least 2,000,... or most likely,... 200,000 more years to boot!... NOW,... it's time to face facts!
I, Pete,... the original Jesus Freak and primo-idiot,... thought you should know the truth!... You idiots can take it or leave it,... but I'm so fvckin' tired of waitin' on his dead azz,... so,... I'm gettin' my fishin' gear out of hock and mothballs to try to make an honest buck!"
Dear Dead Jesus,...
We will avenge you with this promise, Master:
We'll make thee famous by OUR words,...
And make thee glorious by OUR sword.
- Signed:... CHRISTIANITY!
Hardie-Har-Har!
More hotair nonsensical interjection, right ms windbaggage...

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