virgin birth?sure Mary!

virgin birth?sure Mary!

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“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#2 Dec 23, 2012
Problem solved wrote:
Of course a ghost knocked you up Mary, happens all the time honey,you say the ghost was dressed as a Roman soldier & stunk of wine!,and now your pregnant. Oh shit!, how gullible is that old man Joseph?, stick to the ghost story, he's not that bright.
It's a bit more difficult for grownups, isn't it. The entry and exit of God into and from the world are certainly fraught with difficulty. I find it best to just leave my doubts at the door and do what I'm supposed to do.

God bless you.

ps: I do occasionally ask God to clear some of that stuff up but He just says do more of what I'm supposed to do and less of what I'm not supposed to do, like goofing off on Topix, and call it a day.

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#3 Dec 23, 2012
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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It's a bit more difficult for grownups, isn't it. The entry and exit of God into and from the world are certainly fraught with difficulty. I find it best to just leave my doubts at the door and do what I'm supposed to do.
God bless you.
ps: I do occasionally ask God to clear some of that stuff up but He just says do more of what I'm supposed to do and less of what I'm not supposed to do, like goofing off on Topix, and call it a day.
It appears once again you are just offering the same ole same ole. On other threads you fight against all that can be disproven scientifically yet this matter being catholic must be accepted as it.

What has the pope said about this?

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#4 Dec 23, 2012
GodSmacked wrote:
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It appears once again you are just offering the same ole same ole. On other threads you fight against all that can be disproven scientifically yet this matter being catholic must be accepted as it.
What has the pope said about this?
http://www.vatican.va/

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#5 Dec 23, 2012
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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http://www.vatican.va/
This means nothing to me. Please diligently explain what I am looking for on this site.
What

Ava, MO

#6 Dec 23, 2012
Problem solved wrote:
Of course a ghost knocked you up Mary, happens all the time honey,you say the ghost was dressed as a Roman soldier & stunk of wine!,and now your pregnant. Oh shit!, how gullible is that old man Joseph?, stick to the ghost story, he's not that bright.
You and your father Satan conceived the Roman soldier story and you are too ignorant to seek and know the real truth even told in the OT! Now go back into your total darkness and ignorance.

Isa 7:14 Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#7 Dec 23, 2012
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You and your father Satan conceived the Roman soldier story and you are too ignorant to seek and know the real truth even told in the OT! Now go back into your total darkness and ignorance.
Isa 7:14 Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.
That's not what my Bible says, neiter the Catholic New Jersalem nor the ABS non-denominational nor the Jewish Publication Society translation. Unfortunately, I decided at the last minute to wear a tie Thursday and arrived one verse too late to hear what Decon F read from the pulpit.

"La joven está embarazada y da a luz un varón a quien le pone el nombre de Emmanuel, es decir: Dios-con-nosotros."
-- Biblia Jerusalén

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#8 Dec 23, 2012
GodSmacked wrote:
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This means nothing to me. Please diligently explain what I am looking for on this site.
I'm not your cabana boy. Look it up yourself.

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#9 Dec 23, 2012
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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I'm not your cabana boy. Look it up yourself.
I did and it doesn't answer the question posed to you and I have come to expect you to know little about your own faith. This very post proves you have no idea how to even navigate the site itself. I appreciate you proving my point to every poster reading this thread. Thank you.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#10 Dec 23, 2012
GodSmacked wrote:
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I did and it doesn't answer the question posed to you and I have come to expect you to know little about your own faith. This very post proves you have no idea how to even navigate the site itself. I appreciate you proving my point to every poster reading this thread. Thank you.
It's my faith, not yours, so don't be telling me what I know or don't know about it.

It seems you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What happened? Did you wake up to find another wino on your side?
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The Catholic Symbol of Faith:

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds; God of God, Light of Light, very God of very God; begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father, by whom all things were made.

Who, for us men and for our salvation, came down from heaven, and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit of the virgin Mary, and was made man; and was crucified also for us under Pontius Pilate; He suffered and was buried; and the third day He rose again, according to the Scriptures; and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father; and He shall come again, with glory, to judge the quick and the dead; whose kingdom shall have no end.

And I believe in the Holy Ghost, the Lord and Giver of Life; who proceeds from the Father and the Son; who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; who spoke by the prophets.

And I believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins; and I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#11 Dec 23, 2012
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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It's my faith, not yours, so don't be telling me what I know or don't know about it.
It seems you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What happened? Did you wake up to find another wino on your side?
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Yes it is your faith and you should know it backwards, forwards, and upside down but it appears you do not. I am only trying to under if you truly believe Mary had a virgin birth and as to be expected you did not answer the question once again but as I have stated before I have come to expect that from you as a poster.

I woke up today with my cat batting at my hand wanting me to get up. I have no need for a "winno on my side" however you may considering you lack any in-depth knowledge of your own faith.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#12 Dec 23, 2012
GodSmacked wrote:
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Yes it is your faith and you should know it backwards, forwards, and upside down but it appears you do not. I am only trying to under if you truly believe Mary had a virgin birth and as to be expected you did not answer the question once again but as I have stated before I have come to expect that from you as a poster.
I woke up today with my cat batting at my hand wanting me to get up. I have no need for a "winno on my side" however you may considering you lack any in-depth knowledge of your own faith.
If you'll please forgive me, I'll not be drawn into your childish games.

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“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#13 Dec 23, 2012
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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If you'll please forgive me, I'll not be drawn into your childish games.
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"Curiosity is the lust of the mind” and I can see you lack any true lust in life. I appreciate your exchange and can see you lack any true knowledge on the issue and was inquiring about.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#16 Dec 23, 2012
David UK wrote:
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I still struggle to see how you can blindly follow what the leaders of your church tell you, I attended a Catholic college in the UK, Marist college, I believe there's one in the US too, near NY on the banks of the Hudson River & despite their attempts to indoctrinate me I could see the elephant in the room from an early age, so I received their top notch education & ignored the religious part, the fact that I didn't stuck to the programme did cause me a few problems, but I used them for my education & made the right noises where the religion was concerned. I then abandoned their catholic doctrine completely when I graduated and took to agnosticism. You sound like I used to be back in the day, yet you can't let go
Yeah, me too. Raised by the good nuns and the Jesuits. We could opt out of religion class and tutor the ghetto in the three 'R's and that's what I did.

Why do you say 'blindly'? I've grown accustomed to not believing unbelievable stuff but what I'm doing is working out just fine and if the faith comes with the practice things should turn out very well. I'm pretty sure when I'm dead I'll stay dead but that's really kind of irrelevant.

Peace on Earth.

ps: I can't speak for anyone but myself but it sure seems the goal of the mission and its congration is Peace on Earth. Kind of hard to argue with that.
Flygerian

Oklahoma City, OK

#17 Dec 23, 2012
Its just paganism. A mistranslation of Isaiah 7:14 started it and Matthew 1:23 (or 24 cant remember) finished it. All will be revealed though
Big Al

Grand Rapids, MN

#20 Dec 24, 2012
God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it." ~Author Unknown
eve

Troy, MI

#22 Dec 26, 2012
do conservitives realize that jesus was actually a rebel
Gary

Ashburn, VA

#23 Dec 31, 2012
Lol virgin mary hahaha how mary virgin or mother of jesus?
Vivek Golikeri

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#24 Jun 18, 2013
That "virgin birth" claim is a cock and bull story. Either Joseph was the father, or Mary united with another man. However, even if Jesus was technically illegitimate, why should anyone care? His greatness as a superman would be no less diminished by such a fact.

It is a great crime to blame innocent children for the deeds of their parents or ancestors. Besides, in those days most marriages were arranged and the partners seldom had any choice. So if someone did not freely give themselves to their partner, their adultery was justified!

I don't give a rat's rear what the Bible says, the Quran says, the Hindu scriptures say. Those books were written in either slave societies or feudal societies and reflected their fascistic legal and moral codes. Technically, a slave was property. So would you call an abolitionist a thief if he helped a slave to run away?

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