Question For Dung Prophet

Question For Dung Prophet

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#1 Aug 3, 2013
How smart can a Dung prophet be?

"No, stupid I am obsessed with making you eat your own dung".
JESUS CHRIST

Newport, AR

#2 Aug 4, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
How smart can a Dung prophet be?
"No, stupid I am obsessed with making you eat your own dung".
Keep chewing on that word dollarsbill!

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#3 Aug 6, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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Keep chewing on that word dollarsbill!
Anyone who would profess to be JESUS CHRIST will burn in Hell forever.
Thinking

UK

#4 Aug 6, 2013
Including the son of your god? Shame on you.
dollarsbill wrote:
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Anyone who would profess to be JESUS CHRIST will burn in Hell forever.
JESUS CHRIST

Newport, AR

#5 Aug 6, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Anyone who would profess to be JESUS CHRIST will burn in Hell forever.
The righteousness which is of faith speaketh on the wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascent into heaven? that is, to bring Christ down from above:) Or, who shall descend into the deep/hell?(that is , to bring up Christ again from the dead.)(Romans 10:6-7, KJV)

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#6 Aug 6, 2013
Thinking wrote:
Including the son of your god? Shame on you.
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Romans 1 "REPROBATE MIND"

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#7 Aug 6, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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The righteousness which is of faith speaketh on the wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascent into heaven? that is, to bring Christ down from above:) Or, who shall descend into the deep/hell?(that is , to bring up Christ again from the dead.)(Romans 10:6-7, KJV)
You are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name.

1 Corinthians 5:5 (NKJV)
5 deliver such a one to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that his spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.

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#8 Aug 6, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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The righteousness which is of faith speaketh on the wise, Say not in thine heart, Who shall ascent into heaven? that is, to bring Christ down from above:) Or, who shall descend into the deep/hell?(that is , to bring up Christ again from the dead.)(Romans 10:6-7, KJV)
Are you trying to say something?

No Christian would call himself JESUS CHRIST!
JESUS CHRIST

Newport, AR

#9 Aug 6, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Are you trying to say something?
No Christian would call himself JESUS CHRIST!
Show me scripture where anyone called himself a Christian in the bible or taught anyone else to do so. Why didn't the disciples teach Christianity? The name Christian is barely mentioned in the bible. And not one of the three times it is mentioned even hint at calling yourself a Christian.

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#10 Aug 6, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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Show me scripture where anyone called himself a Christian in the bible or taught anyone else to do so. Why didn't the disciples teach Christianity? The name Christian is barely mentioned in the bible. And not one of the three times it is mentioned even hint at calling yourself a Christian.
Why are you changing the subject? The issue is YOU calling yourself JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS CHRIST

Newport, AR

#11 Aug 6, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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You are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name.
1 Corinthians 5:5 (NKJV)
5 deliver such a one to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that his spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.
Dollarsbill will say to me in that day of the Lord Jesus, "Jesus, Jesus, have I not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out dung prophets? and in thy name done many wonderful works?" And then will I profess unto dollarsbill, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.(Matthew 7:22-23, KJV)

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#12 Aug 6, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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Dollarsbill will say to me in that day of the Lord Jesus, "Jesus, Jesus, have I not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out dung prophets? and in thy name done many wonderful works?" And then will I profess unto dollarsbill, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.(Matthew 7:22-23, KJV)
Oh my, another Biblical IGNORAMUS.
Thinking

UK

#13 Aug 6, 2013
You're obsessed with my prostate.
dollarsbill wrote:
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Romans 1 "REPROBATE MIND"

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#14 Aug 6, 2013
Thinking wrote:
You're obsessed with my prostate.
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You're obsessed with spending eternity in Hell.
Thinking

UK

#15 Aug 7, 2013
Ah diddums, hell is just marketing.
dollarsbill wrote:
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You're obsessed with spending eternity in Hell.

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#16 Aug 7, 2013
Thinking wrote:
Ah diddums, hell is just marketing.
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When you are in Hell you will remember you were warned!
Thinking

UK

#17 Aug 7, 2013
Prove that I will remember.
dollarsbill wrote:
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When you are in Hell you will remember you were warned!
JESUS CHRIST

Newport, AR

#18 Aug 7, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Oh my, another Biblical IGNORAMUS.
O Dollarsbill of vipers, how can ye, being evil, post good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. A good man out of the good treasure post forth good things: and evil man out of the evil treasure post forth evil things. But I say unto Dollarsbill, that every idle post that Dollarsbill shall post forth, Dollarsbill shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by Dollarsbill's post, Dollarsbill shalt be justified, and by Dollarsbill's post, Dollarsbill shalt be condemned.(Matthew 12:34-37, KJV)

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#19 Aug 8, 2013
JESUS CHRIST wrote:
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O Dollarsbill of vipers, how can ye, being evil, post good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. A good man out of the good treasure post forth good things: and evil man out of the evil treasure post forth evil things. But I say unto Dollarsbill, that every idle post that Dollarsbill shall post forth, Dollarsbill shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by Dollarsbill's post, Dollarsbill shalt be justified, and by Dollarsbill's post, Dollarsbill shalt be condemned.(Matthew 12:34-37, KJV)
You can't dispute anything I've said O Biblical IGNORAMUS!

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#20 Aug 8, 2013
Thinking wrote:
Prove that I will remember.
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Proof is coming. This is the terminal generation. Hell is stalking you and will SOON find you.

Matthew 13:49-50 (NKJV)
49 So it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come forth, separate the wicked from among the just, 50 and cast them into the furnace of fire. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

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