“And I won't watch this anymore”

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the alternate future

#2520 Jul 19, 2013

“I'm A Whacko From”

Since: Sep 08

Waco, TX

#2524 Jul 20, 2013
The last time only one continent existed on this planet was over 200 million years ago. Are you telling me that Noah and his flood happened back then?

According to biblical scholars, Noah's flood happened sometime between 2500BC and 2300BC.

There seems to be a rather large mathematical error going on here somewhere.

;)
The Lion of God wrote:
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In the days of Noah there was only one land mass or 1 continent if you will.. There was no water dividing any land Like there is now on Earth.

“I'm A Whacko From”

Since: Sep 08

Waco, TX

#2526 Jul 20, 2013
Ah...Jesus math. I should have known.
The Lion of God

San Antonio, TX

#2527 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>I see, was there a polar ice cap?
Does it matter?

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#2528 Jul 20, 2013
Sundog512 wrote:
Ah...Jesus math. I should have known.
Yes, you should have......lol!!!

“Fear Defeated”

Since: Oct 09

Albany, NY

#2529 Jul 20, 2013
The Lion of God wrote:
<quoted text>
In the days of Noah there was only one land mass or 1 continent if you will.. There was no water dividing any land Like there is now on Earth.
The ark would not have been large enough to sustain all those animals even for one day. Think about how much food and water would have to be stored. You are talking about a boat with large animals like elephants and hippos on board. How would they deal with the massive amount of waste which would be eliminated by the animals? And also not enough people to care for them. Then there is the problem of ventilation. Animals exp. birds will sicken and die if forced to breath dust from their own waste. They also need sunlight. After 40 days of that,there would not be a single bird left alive in that ark.
How did the fish survive? Some fish and also water mammals need fresh water and some need slat water plus the temps would all be messed up.

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#2531 Jul 20, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
<quoted text>
The ark would not have been large enough to sustain all those animals even for one day. Think about how much food and water would have to be stored. You are talking about a boat with large animals like elephants and hippos on board. How would they deal with the massive amount of waste which would be eliminated by the animals? And also not enough people to care for them. Then there is the problem of ventilation. Animals exp. birds will sicken and die if forced to breath dust from their own waste. They also need sunlight. After 40 days of that,there would not be a single bird left alive in that ark.
How did the fish survive? Some fish and also water mammals need fresh water and some need slat water plus the temps would all be messed up.
To much logic being emanated from this thread......lol!!!

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#2533 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>Revert to Jesus math.
Tried.....that's just as bad.....lol!!!

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#2534 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>Revert to Jesus math.
Did you mean Jesus meth? That might help one to understand Jesus math......lol!!!

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#2535 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>Revert to Jesus math.
This is probably where most of the supposed Christians get their information from:
http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/9781118042755_p0_v...

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#2537 Jul 20, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
This is probably where most of the supposed Christians get their information from:
http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/9781118042755_p0_v...
The Heathens Home Page has a flame.........it is hot!:)

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#2538 Jul 20, 2013
My goodness, someone is jealous?

“I'm A Whacko From”

Since: Sep 08

Waco, TX

#2540 Jul 20, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
<quoted text>
The ark would not have been large enough to sustain all those animals even for one day. Think about how much food and water would have to be stored. You are talking about a boat with large animals like elephants and hippos on board. How would they deal with the massive amount of waste which would be eliminated by the animals? And also not enough people to care for them. Then there is the problem of ventilation. Animals exp. birds will sicken and die if forced to breath dust from their own waste. They also need sunlight. After 40 days of that,there would not be a single bird left alive in that ark.
How did the fish survive? Some fish and also water mammals need fresh water and some need slat water plus the temps would all be messed up.
Use Jesus math, suspend reality, believe in unicorns, zombie Jesus roaming the earth for days after he died, and all sorts of other crazy sh*t!

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#2541 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>Sup Nettie?
Ole rainy day here.
What's up with you?
Hope you are doing well.

“I'm A Whacko From”

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Waco, TX

#2544 Jul 20, 2013
Poof wrote:
<quoted text>You missed the talking lumber. Ask Norcal.. way way out there.
Talking lumber? Wow. Did it walk on water too?

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Albany, NY

#2546 Jul 20, 2013
Sundog512 wrote:
<quoted text>
Use Jesus math, suspend reality, believe in unicorns, zombie Jesus roaming the earth for days after he died, and all sorts of other crazy sh*t!
OK. One day Jesus was out riding his blue flying unicorn that was named, Sparkles. Everything was fine until it began to rain. So Jesus and Sparkles flew above the clouds. But it kept raining and Sparkles was getting tired. They spied a big boat and Sparkles flew onto the deck. An old guy named,Noah greeted them but he was not very nice. He yelled and screamed and said no one was allowed on his ark but him and his family and some animals coz God said so. Jesus tried to explain that he was God and that he and Sparkles could ride on the ark. Noah just became madder and said that Jesus was in the wrong story and he had to go. So Jesus climbed onto Sparkles and poor Sparkles finally became so tired that he fell from the sky and drowned. Jesus just poofed himself into the future and he did OK until some Jews and Romans became mad at him. They hung him on a cross and Jesus died. In the after life he met up with Sparkles who stomped his arse for letting him drown. Then in three days Jesus arose and was a zombie. Most people were scared of him because people are just naturally scared of zombies. So Jesus poofed himself back to heaven. He said he was gonna return to earth someday and that is where some confusion begins. Some say he will return and poof all his homies up to heaven. Some say he is gonna raise all the dead and everyone will be zombies too. Some say he is gonna come back as a vampire and be cool. I just made that last part up coz I like vampires but the rest 100% fact just as 44+44= 278.

“Fear Defeated”

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#2547 Jul 20, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>The Heathens Home Page has a flame.........it is hot!:)
Of course,we are close to hell after all.

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Waco, TX

#2548 Jul 20, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
<quoted text>
OK. One day Jesus was out riding his blue flying unicorn that was named, Sparkles. Everything was fine until it began to rain. So Jesus and Sparkles flew above the clouds. But it kept raining and Sparkles was getting tired. They spied a big boat and Sparkles flew onto the deck. An old guy named,Noah greeted them but he was not very nice. He yelled and screamed and said no one was allowed on his ark but him and his family and some animals coz God said so. Jesus tried to explain that he was God and that he and Sparkles could ride on the ark. Noah just became madder and said that Jesus was in the wrong story and he had to go. So Jesus climbed onto Sparkles and poor Sparkles finally became so tired that he fell from the sky and drowned. Jesus just poofed himself into the future and he did OK until some Jews and Romans became mad at him. They hung him on a cross and Jesus died. In the after life he met up with Sparkles who stomped his arse for letting him drown. Then in three days Jesus arose and was a zombie. Most people were scared of him because people are just naturally scared of zombies. So Jesus poofed himself back to heaven. He said he was gonna return to earth someday and that is where some confusion begins. Some say he will return and poof all his homies up to heaven. Some say he is gonna raise all the dead and everyone will be zombies too. Some say he is gonna come back as a vampire and be cool. I just made that last part up coz I like vampires but the rest 100% fact just as 44+44= 278.
Sounds legit to me.

;)

“Fear Defeated”

Since: Oct 09

Albany, NY

#2549 Jul 20, 2013
Sundog512 wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds legit to me.
;)
Exp the vampire part. I always did think the bible stories needed some vampires.

“I'm A Whacko From”

Since: Sep 08

Waco, TX

#2550 Jul 20, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
<quoted text>
Exp the vampire part. I always did think the bible stories needed some vampires.
Oh hell yes. Vampires would make the bible so much more believable.

;)

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