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#1120 May 9, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Satan is your god. You do err.
I have no god therefore I have no need to lie, I have no need to mock disability and most definitely no need to place lying handles on others just because they see you god book for what it is, a myth. If bowing down to a god means I have to be like you then no thanks, I am a better person as I am thank you.

FYI, christian teaching is that satan is the father of lies, I do not lie, you do so in lying you worship your god satan. Go figure….

Is this the sort of person that lies make you?

AS I said before, no thanks

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#1121 May 9, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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I have no god
Yes you do. You serve Satan. You are blinded and perishing.

2 Corinthians 4:3-4 (NKJV)
3 But even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing, 4 whose minds the god of this age has blinded, who do not believe, lest the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine on them.

“I started out with nothing”

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#1122 May 9, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Yes you do. You serve Satan. You are blinded and perishing.
2 Corinthians 4:3-4 (NKJV)
3 But even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing, 4 whose minds the god of this age has blinded, who do not believe, lest the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine on them.
Your guesswork and deliberate lies are just that, guesswork and deliberate lies, it’s the christian way to guess and lie when they are clueless about the topic of conversation. I hope you are proud of being branded a liar because it’s what you must live with

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#1123 May 9, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Your guesswork and deliberate lies are just that, guesswork and deliberate lies, it’s the christian way to guess and lie when they are clueless about the topic of conversation. I hope you are proud of being branded a liar because it’s what you must live with
More Truth: You will spend eternity in Hell.

Mark 9:43-44 (NKJV)
43 If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter into life maimed, rather than having two hands, to go to hell, into the fire that shall never be quenched-- 44 where 'Their worm does not die, And the fire is not quenched.'

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#1124 May 9, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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More Truth: You will spend eternity in Hell.
Mark 9:43-44 (NKJV)
43 If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter into life maimed, rather than having two hands, to go to hell, into the fire that shall never be quenched-- 44 where 'Their worm does not die, And the fire is not quenched.'
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

(1). If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

(2). If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A

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#1125 May 9, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
(1). If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
(2). If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A
You're gonna receive an F- on Judgment Day.

Revelation 20:15 (NKJV)
15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#1126 May 9, 2013
The mark of the beast - 666

The beast will arrive on the earth in the very near future. When he comes the whole world will be aware of his coming. It will not be a secret. The beast has many names. Among others he is called the anti-christ, the Devil, Satan, 666man, 666devil and the dragon. He will be supremely evil. But there is a catch. He won’t appear to be evil. He will be very deceptive. He will have a supernatural and glorious arrival on earth. He will look like God and will appear to be good. People on earth will react by worshiping him and believing that he is their God.

The beast – the antichrist, the 666man – is not a person. He is the devil himself. But he will come disguised as God.

“And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads a blasphemous name.” Revelation 13:1.

Notice that the beast has seven heads and each head has a blasphemous name on it. Blasphemy is claiming to be God when you aren’t God. He will claim to be God even though he is not God. He will give himself seven names that are variations of God’s name.

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#1127 May 9, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
The mark of the beast - 666
The beast will arrive on the earth in the very near future. When he comes the whole world will be aware of his coming. It will not be a secret. The beast has many names. Among others he is called the anti-christ, the Devil, Satan, 666man, 666devil and the dragon. He will be supremely evil. But there is a catch. He won’t appear to be evil. He will be very deceptive. He will have a supernatural and glorious arrival on earth. He will look like God and will appear to be good. People on earth will react by worshiping him and believing that he is their God.
The beast – the antichrist, the 666man – is not a person. He is the devil himself. But he will come disguised as God.
“And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads a blasphemous name.” Revelation 13:1.
Notice that the beast has seven heads and each head has a blasphemous name on it. Blasphemy is claiming to be God when you aren’t God. He will claim to be God even though he is not God. He will give himself seven names that are variations of God’s name.
Learn some history

According to ancient documentation the number of the beast is 616. http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm

666 is the fax number

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#1128 May 9, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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You're gonna receive an F- on Judgment Day.
Revelation 20:15 (NKJV)
15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.
Predictions again, more christianity showing you up to be a fool. You are ignorant of my educational status and show you ignorance by being deliberately ignorant

The answer to life the universe and everything is 42, Douglas Adams

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#1129 May 9, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Learn some history
According to ancient documentation the number of the beast is 616. http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm
666 is the fax number
Revelation 13:18 (NKJV)
18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.

You lose.

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#1130 May 9, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Predictions again, more christianity showing you up to be a fool. You are ignorant of my educational status and show you ignorance by being deliberately ignorant
The answer to life the universe and everything is 42, Douglas Adams
"You ignorance"? LOL!

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#1131 May 10, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Revelation 13:18 (NKJV)
18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.
You lose.
Ahh right. So I am supposed to take the word of an unverified story, that was compiled into a book some 300 years after the story was written, that has since been edited and plagiarised to the extent that the book had to be recompiled in the early 1600s. Following that re-compile which was based on best guess and what sounded better from the pulput there are now over 50 different version of that book in the English language alone. Who knows how many in other languages and there are over 38000 different sects of belief that follow that book in different ways and each claiming to be right

Or do I take the word of the ORIGINAL manuscript that has not been edited, or changed in any way.
http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm

This my friend is the difference between unbending belief in the lies of christianity and the belief in fact

I win…

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#1132 May 10, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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Learn some history
According to ancient documentation the number of the beast is 616. http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm
666 is the fax number
wrong

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#1133 May 10, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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"You ignorance"? LOL!
There you go again mocking disability. We all know that it’s a christain trait and you display that trait admirably. Is it any wonder that the christian church is dying when there are blithering idiots like you who insist on humiliating yourself and you faith in the name of your god.

It is for the exact reason that you highlighted my dyslexia that I am no longer a member of that hypocritical and intolerant group of morons they call christians

P.S.“gonna”(post #1125)– no do fooking good at spelling yourself are you?

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#1135 May 10, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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There you go again mocking disability.
John 8:44 (NKJV)
44 You are of your father the devil, and the desires of your father you want to do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own resources, for he is a liar and the father of it.

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#1136 May 11, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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John 8:44 (NKJV)
44 You are of your father the devil, and the desires of your father you want to do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own resources, for he is a liar and the father of it.
So you have no response, no excuses, no reason for your verbal abuse and mocking of disability simply because christianity gives you the only reason you need. Instead of actually thinking for yourself and realising how embarrassed you should be you have nothing but a quote from a 2000 year old book of mythology that is irrelevant to your pathetic abuse and sick insults. And you do not have the courage to respond to you own abuse.

If people like you are the pinnacle of christian ignorance then it is little wonder that christianity is a dying religion

P.S.

You books cites your god as the first recorded mass murderer in history
Your god is a child killer
Your god is a rapist
Your god condones slavery
You god condones the subjugation of women and anyone who is not willing top bow down and worship a genoicidal, child killing rapist
You god is a liar and his followers lie to follow

Grow a set and be a man and stop leaning on the god crutch of christianity

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#1137 May 11, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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So you have no response, no excuses, no reason for your verbal abuse and mocking of disability simply because christianity gives you the only reason you need. Instead of actually thinking for yourself and realising how embarrassed you should be you have nothing but a quote from a 2000 year old book of mythology that is irrelevant to your pathetic abuse and sick insults. And you do not have the courage to respond to you own abuse.
If people like you are the pinnacle of christian ignorance then it is little wonder that christianity is a dying religion
P.S.
You books cites your god as the first recorded mass murderer in history
Your god is a child killer
Your god is a rapist
Your god condones slavery
You god condones the subjugation of women and anyone who is not willing top bow down and worship a genoicidal, child killing rapist
You god is a liar and his followers lie to follow
Grow a set and be a man and stop leaning on the god crutch of christianity
Glad you read my posts. You might obtain Christian salvation. But probably not likely.

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#1138 May 11, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
P.S.“gonna”(post #1125)– no do fooking good at spelling yourself are you?
You don't know what F- means?

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#1139 May 11, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Glad you read my posts. You might obtain Christian salvation. But probably not likely.
So you still have no response, expected really. If christian salvation (LOL*), means lowering myself you your pathetic level then screw it, I’m much better off as I am.

* Another christian abuse of a word, like Love and Truth and Morality etc. Did you forget to capitalise the S to indicate your mean the christian bastardised definition of the word?)
dollarsbill wrote:
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You don't know what F- means?
I am assuming you mean “gonna” and not ‘F-‘, of course I know what gonna means you ignoramus

The point is that ‘gonna’ is it not an English word, it is fooking garbage/slang, part of an English word with letters missing and others misspell just for your own personal ease. And you omitted the period or apostrophe to indicate that is was a shortening as is required in the English language.

Yet when I use a full and complete English word in the wrong context (by inadvertently omitting one letter which would make it another word) even though my spell checker tells me the word was spelled correctly you go into fits of christian hysterics using your god given willingness to mock my disability. Is this childish behaviour ore are you simply an ignorant god botherer?

Tell me, does your spell checker default configuration tell you “gonna” is correctly spelled?

You don’t like comeback then I suggest you make sure every single one of your words is spelled correctly or give up your childish mockery of thing you are too ignorant to understand

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#1140 May 11, 2013
ChristineM wrote:
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So you still have no response, expected really. If christian salvation (LOL*), means lowering myself you your pathetic level then screw it, I’m much better off as I am.
You're better off in Hell fire? You don't even realize that is the ULTIMATE in IGNORANCE.

Luke 16:22-26 (NKJV)
22 The rich man also died and was buried. 23 And being in torments in Hades, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24 Then he cried and said,'Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.' 25 But Abraham said,'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and you are tormented. 26 And besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed, so that those who want to pass from here to you cannot, nor can those from there pass to us.'

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